glad to finally get a review from a non-first time reviewer

[Michael Wayne]

I know some of yall are skeptical of first time reviewers so I wanted to point out to the members that my new review is from veteran reviewers. I appreciate ALL my reviews and I thank Daddy for all the hard work. I agree with a recent post about rentboy reviews. It is unbelievable that the #1 site does not have a professional review system. Thank God for this site. Also, m4rn has changed their reviews from, "text," to , "written,' which in my opinion is a good thing. Anyway, I am recovering from Miami and off to Atlanta wednesday which is where my new review came from! http://www.rentboy.com/mikey9nola1 or 504-756-9443.. Atlanta dates are March 17th-23rd and I will have a Buckhead hotel for in calls and my car to get to you.

[RockHard]

The devil is in the details.

 

I'm happy for your success, Mike. I'm not a bottom but you look and sound like a fun hire. You seem like a nice guy. I have one suggestion: get rid of the coke can/cock comparisons. There's nothing sexing about comparing your cock to a coke can. The taste of aluminum is a turn off. Brand advertising is a turn off. The smell of someone's breath ten minutes after drinking that sugary syrup is a turn off.

 

I'm fully aware that many escorts feel they are in a numbers game (you say this twice in your ad which is one time too many). Fine. However, if you truly do have the numbers, there is absolutely no need to appear desperate to illustrate your truth.

 

The coke can thing is typical of a two-bit, Black hustler on Men4RentNow. A coke can reminds me of the Clarence Thomas hearings. Not sexy. Be creative. I can think of numerous sexy ways to show off my huge cock and none of them include the use of aluminum or any other non-sex item. For me, there is nothing more sexy than a confident man who doesn't rely on silly props to get his point across. Every pun intended. Best wishes.

[jgoo]

Mikey, I have always been interested in meeting you one day and think your ad is very good. I am very happy about your review and being from a non-first timer is a great plus. Regarding what RockHard mentioned above, I am sure everyone may have a different view of the ad but I for one have no problem with the coke can pic. Take into consideration that Rockhard's perspective is from a top and I think a bottom looks at things somewhat differently. I do believe many bottoms are very interested in knowing the numbers and seeing what they can expect, including a relative comparison to a coke can. Emphasizing the numbers to your target audience seems reasonable to me and it does not, at least to me, come off as desperate. Btw, as this relates to marketing, the thread started by gtx1 on "Escort marketing", if you have not seen it already or contacted him, may be of some use and interest to you.

[Decatur Guy]

I have a picture of my cock next to a tube of toothpaste.

[RockHard]

Do you care about presentation?

 

Emphasizing the numbers to your target audience seems reasonable to me...

Since I am a professional ad man, I agree with this statement. My post above speaks to taste, quality, and perspective. An ad for a Hyundai Accent is not an ad for a Jaguar. Both car ads present their numbers.

 

There are thousands of tasteful and enticing ways to photograph a big dick, ways that will glue a cell phone to a bottom's ear. A simple study of BelAmi's still photography can provide a plethora of education on how to attract the bottoms in the marketplace by utilizing visually captivating imagery. You'll find no cake cans there (or harsh lighting on overly-greased dicks).

 

I like to see the good guys win. I like to see a good guy up the ante by making the best possible presentation.

[Poolboy21409]

Mine would be dwarfed by a toothpick...;-))

[instudiocity]

I have one suggestion: get rid of the coke can/cock comparisons.

 

The coke can thing is typical of a two-bit, Black hustler on Men4RentNow. ... Every pun intended.

I agree, you could probably get more female clients with a tuna can comparison... But the Coke can, beer can, beer bottle comparisons fall flat with me. If I wanted a can or bottle up my ass, I wouldn't hire an escort.

 

I have a picture of my cock next to a tube of toothpaste.

Funny! I've never seen a cock with teeth!

... My post above speaks to taste, quality, and perspective. An ad for a Hyundai Accent is not an ad for a Jaguar. Both car ads present their numbers.

Taste? Hell, I'm still waiting for Internet Scratch n' Sniff --- you think we could get taste via the Internet? LOL~~~!!!!

 

Your points are quite valid. I'd love to see Escort ads ramped up a level. I'm not really turned on by cell phone photos of dicks and cokes, etc. and all the over drivel out there.

 

Maybe we should start a "Horrible Escort Pictures Gallery."

[dcguy20]

Frankly, the constant self-promotion is a bigger turn off to me than anything stated in the ad.

[+ deej]

Maybe we should start a "Horrible Escort Pictures Gallery."

 

There already is one. It's called rentboy.com

[flguy]

RockHard and DCGuy have it right. Bad pictures, self promoting and arrogant, not an appealing combination for me. He has been this way since his first posts and for me it is a plain and simple turn off. If he has been in the business for almost 10 years now why are his reviews on Daddy's just now starting to surface, considering he feels he is the cream of the crop and the best of the best. Sorry, I'm usually not this negative but I have had enough of his boastful self promoting threads.

[+ glutes]

Boastful??? No......

 

Sorry, I'm usually not this negative but I have had enough of his boastful self promoting threads.

 

Education: PhD

Income: $125,000 - $275,000

Job: Self-Employed

[seeker630]

Education: PhD

Income: $125,000 - $275,000

Job: Self-Employed

 

C'mon Glutes - the least you can do is give us a link to the source. I know proper acknowledgment is important to you.

[RockHard]

Careful now.

 

RockHard and DCGuy have it right.

Please don't lump me in with the bashers. I came to this thread to offer constructive criticism. I didn't come here to bash an escort I don't know. Frankly, I don't get the bashing. Maybe I'm not here enough to understand some of these petty gripes.

 

Escorts have to be good at sales in order to be successful. Meek and humble salespeople do nothing to instill confidence. They're useless. I have no problem with an escort bragging, boasting, or self promoting. The whole point to earning a living in this business is to sell, sell, sell. Contempt is the deal breaker. Once an escort shows contempt (or self-hatred), all interest is over. Persona non grata.

 

It seems some of you guys will never be happy. Some escorts are damned if they do participate here, damned if they don't. I'll take self-promotion any day over no participation. Without escort presence, this board would be as dead and useless as MER.

[NYTomcat]

Please don't lump me in with the bashers. I came to this thread to offer constructive criticism. I didn't come here to bash an escort I don't know. Frankly, I don't get the bashing. Maybe I'm not here enough to understand some of these petty gripes.

 

Escorts have to be good at sales in order to be successful. Meek and humble salespeople do nothing to instill confidence. They're useless. I have no problem with an escort bragging, boasting, or self promoting. The whole point to earning a living in this business is to sell, sell, sell. Contempt is the deal breaker. Once an escort shows contempt (or self-hatred), all interest is over. Persona non grata.

 

It seems some of you guys will never be happy. Some escorts are damned if they do participate here, damned if they don't. I'll take self-promotion any day over no participation. Without escort presence, this board would be as dead and useless as MER.

 

In a rare moment I have to agree 100% with RH. Coke can. ... done .. Mikey find a more interesting way to sell yourself

 

But you keep right on marketing. Self assured is sexy and self promoting is what this place is all about. Sorry but escorts are here to sell themselves and shit... if they can't confidently sell their own service why the fuck should I spend my money to hire them. So Mikey. Keep up the good work... keep posting I and others appreciate it. And Congrats on a great review

[Nvr2Thick]

I have one suggestion: get rid of the coke can/cock comparisons. There's nothing sexing about comparing your cock to a coke can. The taste of aluminum is a turn off. Brand advertising is a turn off. The smell of someone's breath ten minutes after drinking that sugary syrup is a turn off.

 

I'm fully aware that many escorts feel they are in a numbers game (you say this twice in your ad which is one time too many). Fine. However, if you truly do have the numbers, there is absolutely no need to appear desperate to illustrate your truth.

 

The coke can thing is typical of a two-bit, Black hustler on Men4RentNow. A coke can reminds me of the Clarence Thomas hearings. Not sexy. Be creative. I can think of numerous sexy ways to show off my huge cock and none of them include the use of aluminum or any other non-sex item. For me, there is nothing more sexy than a confident man who doesn't rely on silly props to get his point across. Every pun intended. Best wishes.

 

Oh puh-leaze! I can't believe how far this critique of the coke can has gone. I appreciate the comparison to a common object, and while I might be a little put off by a side-by-side with his cock and a Barbie doll my imagination is still going to drift toward the taste, weight and feel of the dick. But then again, some of us size queens are drawn to the black hustlers on Men4RentNow, and have had some memorable moments.

 

A coke or beer can is 5" long by 8 1/4" around. The guys who use them to show off eight or nine inch cocks are often fooling themselves, when their cocks are not dwarfing the can by three or four inches -- or when they've got the can jammed and inch or two into their groins.

[+ glutes]

C'mon Glutes - the least you can do is give us a link to the source. I know proper acknowledgment is important to you.

 

Here you go Brother Seeker, source was quoted in previous post regarding 'publicity':

 

http://www.datehookup.com/User-239603080.htm

[seeker630]

Here you go Brother Seeker, source was quoted in previous post regarding 'publicity':

 

http://www.datehookup.com/User-239603080.htm

Thanks, Glutes. So, it's info on a hook-up site. Any inaccuracies? He's filling out a form - if its truthful, I don't see how he's boasting.

[josephga]

I don't get how he's boasting either. Remember people Escorting Is a business

[+ glutes]

Piled higher (and) Deeper

 

A PhD making < $275K / year getting all full of pride and satisfaction after a "non-first time review" is posted, after 10 years escorting?

It is just my view, I am probably wrong...

[seeker630]

A PhD making < $275K / year getting all full of pride and satisfaction after a "non-first time review" is posted, after 10 years escorting?

It is just my view, I am probably wrong...

 

So, his 'pride & satisfaction' is unjustified? Lots of escorts never get reviews at all - especially those outside NYC & the major cities (no offense to New Orleans).

 

As for degrees & salaries - advanced degrees don't guarantee 'high' salaries. http://www.payscale.com/research/US/People_with_Doctorate_(Ph.D.)_Degrees/Salary

 

It's easy to infer all sorts of things from your post - but, of course, only you know what the point you intended to make was.

[instudiocity]

A PhD making < $275K / year getting all full of pride and satisfaction after a "non-first time review" is posted, after 10 years escorting?

It is just my view, I am probably wrong...

Funny you would focus on the $275K figure and not the $125K figure - looks like a range to me. He could have made $125K in 2009 and marked it accordingly. And who cares about his PhD. He's got one or he doesn't. Seems like you're incensed because he's on a straight site.

 

What I see here is you're being petty. People who practice excellence in their lives set goals. They achieve goals. They mark milestones. They account for their success. Mikey9NOLA is simply pointing out he's achieved another milestone in his life. He may have been escorting for 10 years, but he's only been a member of the Message-Forum since September, 2010. His first review was also September 2010. So within six months, he's happy to have a review on Daddy's from a multi-review writer.

 

Seems like nothing can make you happy. "HE'S BEEN ESCORTING FOR TEN YEARS." So, he's been around here six months and gotten five reviews, and only one of them is from a multi-reviewer.

 

Dang, boy, you love finding shit to bitch about. What did Mikey9NOLA ever do to you, except join this site?

[Decatur Guy]

I've had several good conversations with him on the phone and should be meeting him in person later this week. Nothing but good things to say so far. I find him to be personable, outgoing, friendly and just enough cocky going on to be a fuckin' big turn-on! I always enjoy his posts.

[+ glutes]

N'studiocity is the first one to call me wrong in my 'bitching' of mikey9nola 'boasting'. The Dr. / Reverend has never done anything to me, and I wish him luck in his theological & escorting adventures.

Next...

 

http://www.inspirecreativity.org/holy%20boasting_small.jpg

[instudiocity]

I didn't call you Right or Wrong. I simply pointed out your petty bitching...

 

And it is OBVIOUS that you wish him well in his pursuits... Wholly obvious... Anyone reading your posts hear would understand you aren't griping about nothing, you aren't attempting to embarrass anyone, You're just building up Mikey9NOLA for his next appointment.

 

N'studiocity is the first one to call me wrong in my 'bitching' of mikey9nola 'boasting'. The Dr. / Reverend has never done anything to me, and I wish him luck in his theological & escorting adventures.

Next...

[+ glutes]

You're just building up Mikey9NOLA for his next appointment.

 

And it will probably be schedule months in advance, hopefully be a non-first time reviewer...