What if a Client isn't clean?

[Guest 2guys4men]

How can I bring up if after inserting you find that the client isn't completely clean inside? We have ran into a few clients like this, but we don't know how to tell them. We don't want to be rude or insulting, but also can't do what we need to do properly if they aren't clean.

 

Has anyone ran into this, and told the client that they need to clean out better?

 

Any suggestions or advice would GREATLY be appreciated..

 

Thanks Dane & Jake

[Guest Wetnwildbear]

How can I bring up if after inserting you find that the client isn't completely clean inside? We have ran into a few clients like this, but we don't know how to tell them. We don't want to be rude or insulting, but also can't do what we need to do properly if they aren't clean.

 

Has anyone ran into this, and told the client that they need to clean out better?

 

Any suggestions or advice would GREATLY be appreciated..

 

Thanks Dane & Jake

 

I've had it happen with guys on dates/pickups over the years.

 

Be Honest - Keep it Upbeat - Throw a Fleets Enema into your "Kit" for such occassions. Make it part of the play - Either Sensual -

 

Many Men have never had anyone give them an enema since they were kids and may find it highly sensual - erotic - control - power

 

exchange - intimate.

 

Or Make it Part of a Bad Boy Scenario - and "Punish Him" for being a "Dirty Boy" . . . you get the idea -

 

Just dont say "DUDE YOUR HOLE IS SHITTY" - CUT - Thats a Wrap - Never Gonna See Him Again!

 

 

As hard as a someone may try to be "squeaky clean" the body may have its own ideas - Especailly if you throw dinner into the mix.

 

 

If I am planning Long Deep Sessions - Toys/FF/Fck - In addition to multiple cleanouts over several hours I reccomend the bottom take

 

an Immodium - which will prevent anything not already dislodged from moving further down.

[Guest 2guys4men]

Thanks, I'll take that into consideration.. Bringing it up is just the difficult part.. Will try the suggestions for sure...

[BaronArtz]

Toss him out.

[Bart]

Well the bottom that I am, I do clean several times prior to meeting and try hard to watch what I eat knowing I am having an appt. However, life is not perfect. Usually as soon as someone inserts I am already checking to make sure things are good. I can almost tell immediately if there is an issue because there is a pause and I am out the bed faster than Charlie Sheen looking for a drink.

 

I always appreciated a gentleman just being polite and honest. Now there is a big difference between a little residue and no effort. If it is a "not bad" situation, just ccould be better I always bring additional cleaning products with me to freshen up with. If there was no effort made well I would just be straight up and say so. I see nothing wrong in asking "Did you have a chance to clean before coming because I am not going to be able to keep going unless you take care of this." Play it by ear if the client is not totally embarrassed by just the pause, than be polite and blunt. If still no movement than call the appointment to a close and client should pay. I will admit I have had an appt I felt after starting that I was not sure it would get better so I just took that piece off the list we all cleaned up and just finished the appt with no anal. Being polite and not sarcastic would help a lot. If it sounds like this is a gentleman who is hiring for the first time you may even want to find a way of discreetely asking if he is going to prep before arrival.

 

You should not have to feel embarrased about mentioning it. It is just like gentlmen who arrive and really could use a freshening up in the shower. Client or escort who does not, ewwwww! There are some legendary posts on here about clients/gentleman who had rectal issues during the appts. Small Town John's post comes to mind, dont read if you are eating lunch.

[Decatur Guy]

I think Bart's response was excellent. Here's the thing: A little mess back there doesn't mean the bottom didn't even try. I've done everything you can do -- clean out until the liquid is clear, skip dinner, check up to a finger -- and still got a bit messy even though everything seemed A-OK. I've finally figured out that for me, it's much more likely to happen if I get penetrated while I'm on back with my legs pushed down toward my chest. That squeezes the guts more than doggie or lying on your stomach or side. Someone with a particularly long or large penis and who thrusts hard can dislodge a mess you simply weren't able to reach.

[doitb4ugo]

I think Bart's response was excellent. Here's the thing: A little mess back there doesn't mean the bottom didn't even try. I've done everything you can do -- clean out until the liquid is clear, skip dinner, check up to a finger -- and still got a bit messy even though everything seemed A-OK. I've finally figured out that for me, it's much more likely to happen if I get penetrated while I'm on back with my legs pushed down toward my chest. That squeezes the guts more than doggie or lying on your stomach or side. Someone with a particularly long or large penis and who thrusts hard can dislodge a mess you simply weren't able to reach.

 

If preparation was a "did it" "didn't do it" process, this question would be easy. Unfortunately, that is not the case. I am currently running 2/3rd clean to 1/3 unclean in my bottom outings.....I find it humiliating and a huge embarassment when it happens....but everything I have done to prepare cannot predict the outcome....My local regular guy has a shower attachment which he recommends I use if it happens with him.....I will generally clean up and return to the fun....

 

What I need is a fool-proof way to know if my prep has been successful or not....If you knew what I went through before the session, some sympathy might be in order....as well as a hot towel.

[josephga]

Iv told this story b4 i actually had a massage client show up once with dried crap on his ass cheeks you could see it the moment he got on the table. he was asked to shower i gave the massage and his number was blocked from any future appointments

[adriano46]

On my first date with Michael Vincenzo he was considerate enough to send thorough instructions on how clean I was to be (at first I thought it odd, but hey, it made things much better!).

 

I do not bottom, but if I know we may go into rimming, I clean out with a ncie Fleets and watch what I eat and try to be squeeky clean up to the last second before the escort arrives.

 

Oncein the baths in Europe, was in the midst of really HOT anal sex with a guy who - it ended up - was not clean -- total turn off and turned me off to anal sex for quite a while. The advice of tohers -- keep it upbeat but get him in a shower a.s.a.p. -- and as Josephga said - block the number in the future - as it shows being inconsiderate unless you are dating a guy for scat. ewwwewwwwewwww

[Bart]

Dear Figleaf recently I found using a moderately sized dildo as a way of testing, great way to open you up and find some fun. I try using the dildo before meeting when appropriate. When it comes out clean I am ready. Usually if I have a little residue then one more cleaning will do it. So just a thought far better a little residue on a toy than the main event. Also Immodium about 3 hours before and another about an hour before helps too. Just remember we are all different. I think most gentlemen can be patient and they just want to know you will take care of things. I always put a towel down first. I too notice I do better tummy down or side. I loves better any way, more body contact.

[bcohen7719]

I don't have practical experience in this area yet, but here is a suggestion I'd like to throw out for reactions: I've had two lower GI exams so far in my life (a colonoscopy).

 

To do this properly, the patient has to be perfectly clean. Otherwise, fecal matter obstructs the tiny camera inserted and pushed all the way up the rectum and into the lower GI system.

 

To "clean out," the patient is given a prescription laxative that you mix with about a gallon of water. You drink this all day long the day before the exam. By the end of the day, the "fluid" that comes out is perfectly clear. By then, you are "clean."

 

The prescription laxative, according to my colonoscopist, is exactly the same as

the compound which is now available as over-the-counter "Miralax." You just need to take about 3 or 4 doses, not one, throughout the entire day. Each dose is a capful mixed with a full glass of water.

 

Theoretically, I guess an escort could try asking the client to consider this tactic. The client could take this "treatment" the day before meeting; and make sure not to eat or drink anything the day of the meeting.

 

W&WB make an observation, above, the many clients may not have had an enema since they were a child. I think he is probably right...and so for "newbies" or inexperienced clients, the escort may have to be especially sensitive. One suggestion is say something like: "If you might be interested in anal sex now or later, it is important for both of us to be considerate of each others' cleanliness. I would ask you to either consider a quick enema you can give yourself in the privacy of [your/my] shower, or if that it too uncomfortable at first, buy some Miralax from your pharmacy and take 4 or 5 glasses the day before."

 

This is a tough subject. There was a famous literary quote, "The Palace of Love is Built in the Place of Excrement."

 

BC

[Guest 2guys4men]

One suggestion is say something like: "If you might be interested in anal sex now or later, it is important for both of us to be considerate of each others' cleanliness. I would ask you to either consider a quick enema you can give yourself in the privacy of [your/my] shower, or if that it too uncomfortable at first, buy some Miralax from your pharmacy and take 4 or 5 glasses the day before."

 

I'll take that quote into consideration when talking to clients that want more, and trying to bring this subject up is very difficult without the client thinking you are insulting him.

 

We appreciate all the replies. They have all been helpful.

 

Thank you,

Dane & Jake

[Juan Vancouver]

I would not, under any circumstance suggest anyone to take a powerful dose of laxatives before sex. While it is possible that this could produce a clean ass for fucking, this technique could also irritate the ass and make it vulnerable for tears and infection of all types. Also, using laxatives is something quite serious and should not be taken lightly. It entirely fucks your digestion, it gives you a foul breath, it drains your energy, it irritates your bowels and makes them acidic and frail and it is an unnecessary stress that you don't want to push your body through.

 

Imagine what would happen it you take the dose a little late... you would still be purging during your appointment.

 

I would respectfully leave medication to be prescribed by doctors. Douching may not be immediately available to everyone at first, but once you get the hang of it it's really easy to do correctly every time.

[josephga]

If a persons really worried about it and if they live in a larger city you could do a Colon Hydrotherapy session the morning of the date. they flush everything out for about 70 bucks.

[doitb4ugo]

Douching may not be immediately available to everyone at first, but once you get the hang of it it's really easy to do correctly every time.

 

Thanks Juan,

 

At the risk of seeming stupid and totally embarassing myself, my douching routine does not produce surety in results. The various advice received from friends and the web are filled with contradictions....

1. Use warm water, Use cold water

2. do not use the saline solution in the fleets bottle, Use the saline solution in the bottle.

3. Always douche at least 1-2 hours before, douche as close to the action as possible

4. Do not use too much liquid, it will go too far up and stay there until you're being fucked. Do not use too little to clean.

 

etc.

I generally douche 3 times using about 4-5 rinses each time....once in the AM, once around lunch time and again 1 hour before the appointment. I also do not eat any food from the night before till after the fun(?).....still I run clean only 2/3rds of the time...I have humiliated myself with some of the worlds best escorts but how long can I take it?

 

It would seem to improve things if I were to use a female condom and once inserted, did not need to worry until extraction...does anyone have any experience with this method and pros/cons....

 

Any suggestions which can be added to my routine to make things better....

[josephga]

carefull with using warm water. if the waters to warm it will upset your bowels and make you go more than need. dont put soap in the douche bottle either

[bcohen7719]

Is this UK instructional video on anal douching useful?

 

If "yes," perhaps you could forward the link to clients via email

so you don't have to talk about the subject directly.

 

BC

 

[video=youtube;R5Vrl03-Y2E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Vrl03-Y2E

[josephga]

Is this UK instructional video on anal douching useful?

 

If "yes," perhaps you could forward the link to clients via email

so you don't have to talk about the subject directly.

 

BC

 

[video=youtube;R5Vrl03-Y2E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Vrl03-Y2E

 

ill never beable to eat beef stew again without thinking of this

[Lookin]

If a persons really worried about it and if they live in a larger city you could do a Colon Hydrotherapy session the morning of the date. they flush everything out for about 70 bucks.

 

 

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[cany10011]

This just happened to me when I topped a very hot bottom and unfortunately when I pulled out there was an unpleasant surprise. I quickly wrapped the condom in a tissue and proceeded to jerk off. Naturally, the bottom was embarassed as we didnt cuddle as long as we normally do (due to the strong smell!). However, we're all humans and accidents do happen. Hopefully very infrequently.

 

I value cleanliness as much as everyone else does but need to remind myself of the fact that if I a enjoy rimming and topping this guy, I need to accept some of the natural phsyiologic consequences of such an interaction.

[Michael Wayne]

politely ask the client to join you in the shower and then ask him to clean himself up . Most bottoms have supplies. If they don't then shower and end the session inb other ways (orally, etc.) it is the bottom's responsibility to be clean- not yours. One trick that works for me is to go slow. With alot of foreplay the ass knows what is coming. also, fuck slow and shallow at first being careful to warm up the ass. The last thing a client wants is 8 , 9 or 10 inches shoved all the way in at first. when I use this technique there is almost never a messy situation.

[Guest 2guys4men]

One thing I should clear up in the conversations is that my bf and I don't perform anything except 4 handed massages, and topping a client. We don't perform oral, kissing, or rimming on a client. So making sure they are clean to bottom is really the most important thing since it is all we will do besides naked 4 handed massages.

[snake28]

One thing I should clear up in the conversations is that my bf and I don't perform anything except 4 handed massages, and topping a client. We don't perform oral, kissing, or rimming on a client. So making sure they are clean to bottom is really the most important thing since it is all we will do besides naked 4 handed massages.

 

Please take this as a constructive suggestion, not a criticism. You might want to make your limitations known in your ad. I had seen it before and thought of contacting you, but from your ad I did not realize you only do massages and topping. I thought you were more full service based on your ad. Just a thought.

[josephga]

One thing I should clear up in the conversations is that my bf and I don't perform anything except 4 handed massages, and topping a client. We don't perform oral, kissing, or rimming on a client. So making sure they are clean to bottom is really the most important thing since it is all we will do besides naked 4 handed massages.

 

on your m4rn ad it does say companionship (dinners, drinks, movies, weekend travel adventures, etc. most will see that as beyond 4 hand massage and asume fullservice sessions

[Michael Wayne]

if that is the case then tell each new client in advance to be clean and if it is a big deal to you (as it shoud be) then mention it in your ads. be clear about it. yall are so cute!!!