Dealing with Pets in Bed (especially dogs)....

[bcohen7719]

Many clients must be like myself, with a beloved dog who normally sleeps with yourself in bed.

 

How do escorts deal with man's best friend, especially when they compete for bed space? And especially, if such a habit is years in the making?

 

This query has nothing to do with bestiality, and is entirely serious.

 

BC

[josephga]

Its a good question. b4 my dog passed away in 09 he was always with me in his 10 years he only spent 1 night without me and that was the night he stayed at the vet after being fixed. He also slept with me most night. I say most because any time I was dating someone and they stayed over spencer slept by the bed in his kennel. Even though i loved having the dog there not everyone would feel the same. Anytime I gave a massage i put him away in his kennel moments b4 the client arrived. Some clients in 10 years never knew i had a dog. I kept the massage room closed off in case someone with dog allergies came over. If I dated someone and i spent the night at their home I took my dog with me even if it meant sleeping in his travel kennel.

[gtx1]

Escort in the bed, dog on the floor. Enough said! Nothing like a cold nose up the crack of your ass!

[josephga]

If you are fucking at the time definitely the dog should be in the floor. lol

[Diverdan]

I always ask the person if they have dogs or cats, as I am sensitive to both and prefer not to come to an apartment or home where there are pets.

[Guest GQ Pro]

I have a few clients who are extreme pet lovers. One client I see likes to chat for the first half of the session. During this time his small dog is licking me, wants to play, and then just stays in my lap. I prefer the dog not even be around. However, I'm a guest and I know the dog really likes me so I tolerate it. I've also been with clients who don't mind that their small dog or cat is on the bed while we are having sex. I personally think that since the client is paying a good sum of money for me to be there, he wouldn't want any distractions. I just figure that some clients are so attached to their pets, that they don't even think of putting them in another room.

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[leigh.bess.toad]

Nothing like a cold nose up the crack of your ass!

 

Thanks for that visual gtx But there are worse things.

 

"As nervous as a gerbil on Christopher street" comes to mind.

 

But BC, I was wondering, are you talking about the client's pet if the escort comes over or the escort pets if the client goes to the escort's for an in-call. Just wondering if you had either scenario in mind.

[Lookin]

I used to see an escort who had a giant spitting anaconda and took it with him everywhere, including to bed.

 

Of course I was never able to sleep through the night. http://www.maleescortreview.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

 

(Oh, come on folks, you knew somebody was going to do it.)

[bcohen7719]

Thanks for that visual gtx But there are worse things.

 

"As nervous as a gerbil on Christopher street" comes to mind.

 

But BC, I was wondering, are you talking about the client's pet if the escort comes over or the escort pets if the client goes to the escort's for an in-call. Just wondering if you had either scenario in mind.

 

Thank you for asking. It is the case of the client's pet, where the escort comes over for an overnight to his home, or even a more extended stay. To make matters worse (or better), let's say that both the client's pet and the escort are particularly expert at snuggling.

 

BC

[Mark450]

ruff ruff

 

I see an escort who has a dog. I love the attention it gives me when I arrive. The minute we get down to business, the dog disappears. It's a very well behaved pet.

[Epigonos]

I had a dog I adored for thirteen years. However, when I entertained a guest/escort the dog went to her crate. I can't imagine someone allowing a pet on their bed while playing around with an escort or anybody else for that matter.

[leigh.bess.toad]

(Oh, come on folks, you knew somebody was going to do it.)

 

Actually I didn't, but I'm sure glad you did. But for your sake, I'm just glad it wasn't a garter snake instead. Thanks for the laugh.

[josephga]

I use to hear storys from massage clients that went to get massages and masseurs dogs would be bouncing all over the room trying to jump up and down around the table. And as clients they were put off by it. I never mentioned having a dog. moments b4 clients arrived he went into the kennel and stayed until the session was over. Every so often a client would see a photo of my dog sitting on a table and ask too see him once the session was over. Which rarely happen IV always had Chihuahua's and most didn't like strangers.

[Guest greatness]

Same thing here. An escort had a dog and I asked the escort to bring his dog to my place so his dog was not left alone at a hotel room. He was so cute. He got filet mignon for dinner one night and he just swallowed it. He behaved so well that he slept on the floor all night while we slept on the bed(well some activities..). He didn't try to come up the bed until the next day when everybody was awake. I really liked the dog. I miss him more than the escort. ( No offense to the escort )

 

I see an escort who has a dog. I love the attention it gives me when I arrive. The minute we get down to business, the dog disappears. It's a very well behaved pet.

[josephga]

Same thing here. An escort has a dog and I asked the escort to bring his dog to my place so his dog was not left alone at a hotel room. He was so cute. He got filet mignon for dinner one night and he just swallowed it. He behaved so well that he slept on the floor all night while we slept on the bed(well some activities..). He didn't try to come up the bed until the next day when everybody was awake. I really like the dog. I miss him more than the escort. ( No offense to the escort )

 

thats sweet of you. The 10 years I had my last dog I never went on any type of vacation i completely refuse to board a dog in some kennel place and go off some place i would have a miserable time knowing they were there. I'm to over protective

[Guest greatness]

You are so sweet..

[josephga]

i'm starting looking at puppies. I miss having a dog. I love Chihuahua's but they tend to only like their owner if you don't invest allot into socializing. I think i might get a yorkie

or a maltese

[Guest greatness]

Aww I love them all. Dogs are so cute.. Cats can be a bit finicky but I love them too.

 

i'm starting looking at puppies. I miss having a dog. I love Chihuahua's but they tend to only like their owner if you don't invest allot into socializing. I think i might get a yorkie

or a maltese

[nate_sf]

Thank you for asking. It is the case of the client's pet, where the escort comes over for an overnight to his home, or even a more extended stay. To make matters worse (or better), let's say that both the client's pet and the escort are particularly expert at snuggling.

 

BC

 

When we're having sex, I'd want to have the pet off the bed and preferably in another room unless it would be whining. But for sleeping together, I'm fine if we're all cuddling together, especially if it is one of those boyfriend experience occasions and especially if the client likes having the pet by his side.

[bcohen7719]

Guys:

 

I found a video regarding health aspects of sleeping with pets that

might also be useful for everyone. Thanks so much to everyone

for their insightful and entertaining comments!

 

Bill (BC)

 

[video=youtube;pMvG48l-iTw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMvG48l-iTw

[josephga]

Sometimes id have a really bad dream, Id wake up look up under the covers and say spencer wake up i need you lol. my dog would crawl to the top of the covers and lay really close to my chest and id rub him until i fell back to sleep

[bcohen7719]

What a wonderful comment. Your Spencer, so magnificent, sounds heaven-sent.

 

My own beagle also chases away the nightmares.

 

BC

[AdamSmith]

Couple years ago I visited one escort in his home so frequently that his dog got to know me and we liked each other a lot. (Well, all 3 of us.) I ended up keeping the pooch at my house a couple of times while the guy went out of town to work. Very affectionate spaniel.

 

That dog voluntarily went into his own bed whenever the guy and I went to bed. But I used to have a dog, a small terrier, that would sleep between the pillow and the headboard while an escort and I would be in my bed fooling around. It was a king-size bed, so plenty of room for 3.

[cany10011]

Into the den

 

BC, this is a good question. I suppose you're asking in case the escort is allergic?? In that case, i usually have my place cleaned weekly and i spot-vacuum once or twice between housekeeping visits. I'm always surprised by how much fur is around despite how "clean" things look superficially. I have 3 vacuums: the Roomba robot vacuum is excellent for general cleaning; the dyson animal hand vac for spot cleaning especially sofas; and another stand-up dyson for the cleaning lady. I also have a mini vac in the kitchen for bread crumbs (my OCD is another story...). Most of my friends who claim to be allergic never have problems at my place. So hopefully, frequent upkeep has helped to minimize the fur, allergens, dander etc...

 

When I have "guests" over, i usually put my dog and cat into the den and shut my bedroom door. The dog tends to wake up early so I usually walk the dog around 6 and then crawl back into bed for snuggle/playtime. Having animals is a chore but a pleasant one that pays itself back in so many different ways.

[bcohen7719]

BC, this is a good question. I suppose you're asking in case the escort is allergic?? In that case, i usually have my place cleaned weekly and i spot-vacuum once or twice between housekeeping visits. I'm always surprised by how much fur is around despite how "clean" things look superficially. I have 3 vacuums: the Roomba robot vacuum is excellent for general cleaning; the dyson animal hand vac for spot cleaning especially sofas; and another stand-up dyson for the cleaning lady. I also have a mini vac in the kitchen for bread crumbs (my OCD is another story...). Most of my friends who claim to be allergic never have problems at my place. So hopefully, frequent upkeep has helped to minimize the fur, allergens, dander etc...

 

When I have "guests" over, i usually put my dog and cat into the den and shut my bedroom door. The dog tends to wake up early so I usually walk the dog around 6 and then crawl back into bed for snuggle/playtime. Having animals is a chore but a pleasant one that pays itself back in so many different ways.

 

Cany10011: You are a most considerate host! You are correct, I neglected to mention the "allergy" factor. I also vacuum, and have an OCD-compliant

room air filter.

 

Best wishes,

 

BC