Interesting Massage ad

[Guest socal30]

So I was looking to hire a masseur and came across this ad.

http://www.masseurfinder.com/members/jcinvenice.shtml

 

I was really surprised by this paragraph-I mean this is a massage, so really surprised. First time I came across such an ad and the prices aren't cheap either.

 

"Massage for healthy in shape men only! If you haven't set a foot in a GYM or exercise at least three times a week this massage might not be for you. IT is more a sports DEEP tissue massage and if you are out of shape and can't touch your toes I might not be the guy for you."

[orbital sander]

Well, the guy sure seems to know what he wants....

[josephga]

He just wants to rub other hot guys and get paid for it. id pass

[justaguy]

I agree Joseph. Besides the paragraph you quoted, something else caught my eye. While he says he's been "doing massage" for 15 years, what follows is about going to spas and not where and what he's studied. As you've said over and over because it can't be said too often, if you're looking for a legit massage, check the credentials. Another thing is that after 15 years he doesn't have a single testimonial. On the up side, though, at least he's upfront about it. The pits would be showing up for a relaxing massage and being hit with that kind of attitude.

[happyguy2]

Ah well, for a moment, that body sure looked hot, and then I discovered I wasn't qualified on the gym bod front. Then I realized, if I did go to the gymn three times a week, I wouldn't need to pay lol

[Guest Tristano]

What a pretentious ad. PASS.

[adriano46]

Pretentious.... absolutely. He wants gym rats who are muscled and I suppose handsome, then as he "feels you up" and gets off... YOU pay HIM??? I pass.