Tips for errections?

[Epigonos]

As a client I must say that I really enjoy playing with a soft cock at the beginning of sexual play. I derive a great deal of pleasure feeling a soft cock grow to a solid erection in my mouth. Part of the fun I get from working with a new escort, the first time, is wondering just how big his cock will become.

[Juan Vancouver]

Juan, I love the way your mind works and I'm really pissed that you are 3000 miles away. You and I are on so much of the same page it's a little eerie. You really need to make a tour of the east coast of the US, preferably the DC area.

 

Well sexy, I spent six hours at Dulles aiport yesterday and I kept thinking it would have been fun paying you a visit...

 

Oh well, that's what I get for not being a good planner.

 

 

I am so glad things are going well Martye. I didn't doubt for a second it could be otherwise.

[leigh.bess.toad]

Well sexy, I spent six hours at Dulles aiport yesterday and I kept thinking it would have been fun paying you a visit...

 

Oh well, that's what I get for not being a good planner.

 

All I know is the next time you have a layover at Dulles, you'd better get hold of me. Now I'm more frustrated than ever. I'm about 100 miles away,but I would have been there in about 8 minutes if I'd have known you were there. I'd have driven straight onto the concourse, TSA be damned. Even if we could haven't done anything (although there are a shitload of hotels just off airport property), I'd sure love to buy you lunch or something. Let me know next time.

 

Damn!

[NYTomcat]

All I know is the next time you have a layover at Dulles, you'd better get hold of me. Now I'm more frustrated than ever. I'm about 100 miles away,but I would have been there in about 8 minutes if I'd have known you were there. I'd have driven straight onto the concourse, TSA be damned. Even if we could haven't done anything (although there are a shitload of hotels just off airport property), I'd sure love to buy you lunch or something. Let me know next time.

 

Damn!

 

Christ Lee I know how you feel. Im Still waiting for Juan to get stuck at JFK or lga. An hour away by car could be done in 20 minutes with the right motivation. And Juan is definately the right motivating factor.

[leigh.bess.toad]

Christ Lee I know how you feel. Im Still waiting for Juan to get stuck at JFK or lga. An hour away by car could be done in 20 minutes with the right motivation. And Juan is definately the right motivating factor.

 

Tomcat -- you live in New York. Where are you going to get a car? I thought you guys only took cabs. Although with the right New York cabbie it may only be 10 minutes instead of 20.

[NYTomcat]

Tomcat -- you live in New York. Where are you going to get a car? I thought you guys only took cabs. Although with the right New York cabbie it may only be 10 minutes instead of 20.

 

No Lee Read my location again.... Not everyone from NY lives in NYC. There is a whole state here named NY. Your assumption is like saying all Georgians live in Atlanta. Some of us even drive cars... of our own... that sit is our driveways.. and we dodge deer on dark country roads. LOL

[+ purplekow]

Not to mention that there are areas in NYC that are not Manhattan and where people have driveways and cars and the occasional vegetable garden and fig tree. So Tom don't take all the credit for the good things in life in NY being in Upstate, there is something to be said for life in the outer boroughs, of course the rest of Long Island sucks. Well except the Hamptoms and Fire Island but the traffic getting there is unbearable. You dont have to worry about hitting a deer with your car on Long Island, just that a deer may scratch your car while it passes you in traffic.

[+ g56whiz]

Well, as a client, personally I find cockrings very hot, but I realize that is a very personal thing. In fact, I wear one almost non-stop, around the clock.

 

Lee, there some in these environs who would find enduring a five or six hour performance of Tristan und Isolde to be pure torture. But the thought of you sitting there with cock ring firmly in place and periodically sporting a woody all the while is pure sensory overload. No wonder the moniker!!!! LOL

[NYTomcat]

Lee, there some in these environs who would find enduring a five or six hour performance of Tristan und Isolde to be pure torture. But the thought of you sitting there with cock ring firmly in place and periodically sporting a woody all the while is pure sensory overload. No wonder the moniker!!!! LOL

As only g whiz can describe. Roflmao. I love it

[leigh.bess.toad]

Lee, there some in these environs who would find enduring a five or six hour performance of Tristan und Isolde to be pure torture. But the thought of you sitting there with cock ring firmly in place and periodically sporting a woody all the while is pure sensory overload. No wonder the moniker!!!! LOL

 

Well after the last 2 year, 12 performance run at the Met with T&I, I think it would have been classified as torture by everyone involved. Over a 2 year period, 12 performances, and the main cast of 5 lead singers was not the same for any 2 of them ever. They had to fly someone in who sang it at Bayreuth to save their HD transmission. They had principals having to bow out in mid-performance several times. They had equipment failure that caused 1 Tristan to take an E-ticket ride on stage that caused the performance to be stopped. It was the most remarkable 12 performances probably in the history of the Met for any opera. Just amazing.

 

As far as my circular little friend, I just like having it on, no matter where. It's always nice to not be paying attention to anything and then all of a sudden you get that familiar "Ding - you've got male" in your pants. Sitting at work, driving the car, grocery shopping, you name it it just gives you pleasant lilttle "Hello" throughout the day. It doesn't cause the erection, it just sort of gives it that little rocket boost to make it happen quicker without you even paying attention to it. It's hard to describe but it is so nice for someone of my advanced years (I was there when dirt was invented, remember) to keep getting those pleasant reminders throughout the day. I haven't tried it yet, but it sure as hell would be fun wearing it through the metal screeners at the airport and seeing the looks on the TSA agents as you explain what it is -- "Hey, do you want to see yourself?". Or as Cleavon Little so brilliantly put it in Blazing Saddles "Pardon me while I whip this out". lol