Simon and Garfunkle are gay?

[+ purplekow]

YouTube - Simon & Garfunkel Fakin`It (Live 1970) Misleading headling could not be changed but it got you here.

 

Today's reviewer of Kal-El suggested that many escorts fake it when is comes to orgasm. I suppose I have been faked out. My questions are:

 

Have you ever caught someone fakin it?

I don't expect any escorts to come forward and say they have faked it, so I will just ask if a client has ever put pressure on you to come such that you wanted to just fake it?

 

I must admit that I have faked it and with an escort. We had a great time but it was clear to me he wasnt going to get me totally there and so rather than suggest that his quite special activities were not enough, I let out a few well modulated groans, fell off in a heap and then removed the condom and headed for a towel. No muss. No fuss. The experience while not orgasmic will still damned good.

[Diverdan]

Depends on Definition

 

I guess I have been very lucky, as I have never had an escort "fake it"... even when they are on the bottom, they have always had an organism and shot a decent load. I am a top and have to admit that I have done just what you did, Purple... and for much the same reason... we had a great time, I was very happy, and we were going along fine, and then he decided he wanted to get plowed... It was not a good experience for reasons I will not go into, but finally I did the same thing... however we continued to play and we ended up with a mutual jo and both shot... I have subsequently seen this guy a few more times and have always had a great experience..

[josephga]

Iv faked it a few times in relationships. then there were times when we both stopped b4 orgasm just not in the mood at the time. you can have a good time with always feeling the need to get to that point.

[doitb4ugo]

No Fakes (Yet)

 

Iv faked it a few times in relationships. then there were times when we both stopped b4 orgasm just not in the mood at the time. you can have a good time with always feeling the need to get to that point.

 

I can't say in my limited experience that I have ever had an escort fake an orgasm. Not to say that I have not had an escort not have an orgasm. Generally, I really like the guy I'm with to "make it" while often I do not and don't really care. For me the action has not always so much to do with the climax.....it's the getting there and the escorts passion that really make it a satifying experience for me.

[+ Charlie]

I have faked it more than once with an escort, when I was ready for the appt. to be over.

[Lankypeters]

I had one working guy fake it and it was laughable, especially when he tried to suggest he'd dropped a load. He rubbed his dick against my stomach, which remained dry as the Nevada desert.

 

Most workers don't cum and quite a few barely get hard.

[Guest Spanky]

Does this count?

 

There are more than a few times when I've gotten overly excited while giving a blow job and reached the finish line way too early. When I still have my pants on (yeah, it's THAT early sometimes) the guy won't usually know and I have faked NOT having the orgasm. I just continue on my merry way and when we're ready to fuck I am more than happy to take the bottom side of things and take a little longer to reach the end zone for the second time.

 

I'm not sure that this is really what you were looking for, but it does answer the question of whether I've faked it. And it did happen with an escort once, but I was naked so I couldn't hide it. I just said - yeah, your cock is that good, and he seemed to get off on it. He wouldn't let me clean up or anything - just flipped me over and started to fuck me. It was a pretty hard fuck too.

[+ purplekow]

Spanky, in response to your post, one of our more celebrated escorts on this site, Romann and I had an encounter and somewhere along the line I came, rather quietly but intensely, while fucking him. I continued to pump for a bit afterwards and Romann, the pro that he is, felt me getting soft, and knew from previous encounters that I was not usually an early shooter. He whipped off the condom and threw it across the room and then proceeded to work very hard to get me hard (again) and to his credit he did, mounted me as I lay back and he pumped his ass hard and long and finally made me come for the second time with me adding truthfully little to the encounter except my delight. When we were done, he said something to the effect that he thought I was going to lose it but that we had managed to get it back. That is when I told him that I had already come once and he worked oh so very hard for the second coming of Purplekow. As I got up to get dressed he had the last laugh when we found the used condom right in the middle of my underwear with its contents leaked over my shorts and pants. I walked out of his 4 star hotel and across NYC to my car in pants cover in my own come.

[Guest Spanky]

and he worked oh so very hard for the second coming of Purplekow.

 

The second coming of purplekow. Love it.

 

PK - your posts are just as celebrated on this site as are the talents of any escort.

[JT Brooklyn]

ONCE and I have No Idea why I would remember it.. BUT NOT who the guy was!

[Boomer]

Justin Baylor faked it with me. It was so obvious. When I asked him to show me the cum he rubbed the blanket and it was as dry as the desert.

[Guest greatness]

one

 

escort used to shoot a lot... Retired though..Lucky girl whoever is with him.. lol..

[Lankypeters]

Simon and Garfunkle

 

In the late '60s a book by someone named Angelo D'Archangelo called "The Homosexual Handbook" listed some well-known celebrities said to be gay. Simon and Garfunkle were on the list.

 

I don't know if either faked orgasms.

[orbital sander]

I remember hearing this about Simon & Garfunkle when I was a little kid....who knows if it is true or not, but these were the first "gay" rumors that I remember hearing as a youngster. My folks loved "The Graduate" and we had a sound track album which was played often. I do not recall where I heard the rumors about them, but my parents never discussed such things, so I have to assume it was outside our home..

[+ purplekow]

Well it does put a different spin upon some of their songs: I am a Rock Homeward Bound Wednesday Morning 3 AM Me and Julio Feeling Groovy The Boxer(s) Call Me, Al

[MsGuy]

For me, Call Me Al reads as gay and Me And Julio is hard to make sense of any other way.