Client ever croak on you?

[+ glutes]

Seeing how some of your clients may be in their golden years, would you get a AED (auto external defibrillator)??

 

http://www.welchallyn.com/images/corporate/application%20images/970300Ex1aed10copsave.jpg

 

~ Brothel owners in the Lugano area say electric shock treatment to restart customer's hearts is needed because so many elderly customers are using their services.

 

The most recent victim was a pensioner, thought to be having fun with the help of anti-impotence medication.

 

His death followed a series of other incidents, some fatal, in which heart attacks have claimed brothel customers in the area.

 

The owner of one sex club said: "Having customers die on us isn't exactly good publicity". ~

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7259636/Swiss-prostitutes-trained-to-use-defibrillators-in-brothels-to-prevent-clients-dying.html

[MsGuy]

LOL. Might not be a bad idea. I've given guys a good scare twice. Well, maybe more than twice, if you're gonna count my pretty face.

[Mark Gordon]

No, but...

 

No, but I've been concerned about the possibility a few times. I had a client recently who didn't look very well when he climaxed. He told me afterwards that he had a heart condition and his doctor had advised him not to have sex. When travelling with some clients, they've told me what to do in the case of an emergency and who to contact. Sadly, several of my regular clients have passed away, though not while we were together. In one case, the family invited me to the funeral and asked for my input regarding what to put on his headstone.

[Guest greatness]

oh my

 

RIP... It's so sweet of the family to do so..

 

No, but I've been concerned about the possibility a few times. I had a client recently who didn't look very well when he climaxed. He told me afterwards that he had a heart condition and his doctor had advised him not to have sex. When travelling with some clients, they've told me what to do in the case of an emergency and who to contact. Sadly, several of my regular clients have passed away, though not while we were together. In one case, the family invited me to the funeral and asked for my input regarding what to put on his headstone.

[Guest greatness]

no~~~~

 

Do I have to put a long distant monitor in place to check on you? I have to cook you some food good for your heart! Chicken noodle soup?

 

LOL. Might not be a bad idea. I've given guys a good scare twice. Well, maybe more than twice, if you're gonna count my pretty face.

[Guest Merlin]

At least 5 of my former escorts have died, not, of course, while I as with them. All young, very beautiful, guys. Two of my most frequent, Rob Sager and Cody Foster, and three that I had met once or twice: Androkid, Scott Kleine and Huge Muscle. From a variety of causes. Another was charged with conspiracy to commit murder-for-hire, jailed and eventually deported.

[jackcali]

Once, I visited an escort in his apartment. It was my first time meeting this escort. He was a non-pro and very new to escorting, which he admitted in our prior email exchange and which we had talked about extensively before meeting. In any event, about fifteen minutes into our session, I suddenly began to grow flush, break into a cold sweat and have trouble breathing. I was visibly getting worse and the escort had a look of panic on his face. Concern, definitely, but also I could see him thinking "how the hell am I going to explain to the cops or the EMTs why there's a naked, middle-aged dead guy whose name I don't know lying in my bed" or "they're never going to believe me when I say I've only done this a couple of times before". I managed to hoarsely get out the words "Do you have a cat?" I could now see him thinking "This guy is dying and he's asking about my pets? What the fuck is that about?" But he said yes, and I made it over to the window, stuck my head out and asked for my clothes. He helped me put them on and I went and sat in the hallway of his apartment building. He brought tea and we sat there and talked for 20 minutes while I recovered enough to be able to leave on my own power.

 

I had never had so strong an allergic reaction to cats before (usually it's just itchy eyes and some sneezes), so it didn't occur to me to ask in advance, though I do now. In any event, we had such a nice conversation in the hallway and I was so touched by his kindness, that I met up with him again right away and many times after that -- only never again in his apartment. My 'near death' experience turned out to be the start of a beautiful friendship.

[KMEM]

jack-

 

One never knows where the winding road will lead. Fortunately it led you to nothing more than a friendship. Always a good result.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[+ purplekow]

I have been called upon to do CPR four times. Once at my nephew's wedding. Uncle Joe from the other side of the groom'w family, I was from his mother's side, was about 70 and was quite dead when I got there, but after some CPR, odd really with a wedding full of people I was the only one to know CPR, he came around. The ambulance came and the wedding resumed. By the end of the night, Uncle Joe's untimely exit and return seemed barely an afterthought to most of the guests. He lived another five years.

One time at a Broadway showing of Amadeus, the man behind me yanked hard on my seat. I turned to given him a dirty look and saw him collapse back. I ran out of my seat, down his aisle, grabbed him and laid him down in the main aisle. He had no heartbeat discernable but after two breaths and one round of CPR he had a heartbeat. The audience was yelling, Mrs. Mozart was exposing her breast to Salieri as the lights came up. The man awoke and asked "Is it intermission yet?" an ambulance was called but he insisted on walking out to it. He got a standing ovation from the audience and I went back to my seat, basically unnoticed. Mrs. Mozart came out once again, as did her breast.

The third occasion was an auto accident which occurred outside the door to my office. Two people in the car, one died and the other was revived. He came back months later to thank me. 32 years old. The man who died was 44.

The final time, my neighbor's dog drown and she came to me for help. After getting the huge beast out of the water, I did CPR and we brought her to the vet. Alas, she did not make it though she did breath a bit on her own on the ride over.

 

Learn CPR. It may be a client who thanks you. Or they might not thank you at all, but at least you are not standing there helpless.

[josephga]

I learned cpr back in junior high school then became certified in it years later. I never had to use it. I did have this 82 year old massage client that i was concerned about once for the whole hour on the table he didn't make a sound i asked him twice if he was okay..

[KMEM]

PK-

 

I will thank you now, whether any of your "patients" ever do or not. Good job.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[jasoncarter_dfw]

I have never had a client "croak" on me, but I once was traveling with a regular client to DC and he fell very ill halfway through our visit. Seeing that he was in bad shape, I called the concierge at the Hay-Adams, who put me through to a hotline at the hospital and the DR suggested we come immediately. It ended up that he had gotten a MRSA infection in his leg and I very well might have saved his life. After the news that he was being admitted, I promptly went back to the hotel, packed up his things, called his airline to inform them so he didn't lose his rez, wrote down the # to his embassy (not a US citizen), and in the morning I checked the room out and made sure the MGR mailed a copy of his receipt to his home. He ended up having to stay in DC for 2 weeks recovering, and I called periodically to make sure he was ok.

 

I'm sure that some escorts might have either freaked out or, unfortunately, taken advantage of the situation. But, in my opinion, I handled the situation "professionally".

 

Seeing how some of your clients may be in their golden years, would you get a AED (auto external defibrillator)??

 

http://www.welchallyn.com/images/corporate/application%20images/970300Ex1aed10copsave.jpg

 

~ Brothel owners in the Lugano area say electric shock treatment to restart customer's hearts is needed because so many elderly customers are using their services.

 

The most recent victim was a pensioner, thought to be having fun with the help of anti-impotence medication.

 

His death followed a series of other incidents, some fatal, in which heart attacks have claimed brothel customers in the area.

 

The owner of one sex club said: "Having customers die on us isn't exactly good publicity". ~

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7259636/Swiss-prostitutes-trained-to-use-defibrillators-in-brothels-to-prevent-clients-dying.html

[Guest greatness]

oh

 

Jason you are a sweet heart. Thank you for taking care of your client!