Strange escort ads

[Guest dougiefreshsf]

Is this the strangest ad ever? He has quite an opinion of himself and others. You'd think with a supposed IQ like his he would display more intelligence in his ad and not 'dis' those likely to be his clients. Check it out

http://www.rentboy.com/listing.aspx?lid=210686&scid=35766044&sp=2&pos=32

[EXPAT]

All the reasons NOT to hire someone is in this ad. Unbelievable.

[AdamSmith]

All the reasons NOT to hire someone is in this ad. Unbelievable.

 

This HAS to be a parody!

 

...do you think? WHO could be this stooooooooooooooopid, inadvertently?

[Cooper]

Looking for a review...

 

...do you think? WHO could be this stooooooooooooooopid, inadvertently?

 

Adam, take one for the team, he looks your type. Plus, he's a "god"...

[+ blondeq]

The only people that could possibly be stupid enough to respond to this ad would be all those "hot girls" paging through rentboy ads, just searching for a high IQ guy that seems to be slightly challenged in using a tape measure.

[AdamSmith]

he looks your type. Plus, he's a "god"...

 

Sorry, no attributes appeal. Seems Gods are not what they used to be.

 

Anyway, I already got one!

 

Or a few.

[Guest dougiefreshsf]

Fallen Gods

 

You make a good point - if he is a God then he has obviously fallen from whatever heaven he was in. I actually wonder if anyone has ever contacted him for a session. From what he advertises, there is ZERO there. Sort of like some of those kids who audition for Idol who think they can sing.

[dcguy20]

Wow someone certainly has a high opinion of himself. Someone also should find another line of work while they're at it.

[+ ArVaGuy]

If that's a god, then I'd rather be agnostic.

[Jaker27]

This is way too funny. Oh yeah, sounds really appealing. A tweaker that's into scat. Nice...

[NYTomcat]

Cum on boys who doesnt want a str8, gay hating, non kissing, god complexed, cross eyed, self sucking (well maybe), muscleless, 6'3 or 6'4, college kid who wont suck or bottom or kiss and has to be paid in advance via western union. Of course he does want to get to know us so we wont be rushed. dear god thats about all I'd want... to be rushed out the door. To bad all the "old dudes" posting on the site have been on my radar for so long. guess I'll never get to this wonder of a diety.

[vabballfan]

I have a comment

 

I have only one thing to say about his looks and appeal:

 

ewwww

 

What a fugly little (he ain't no 10 inches) twoll (combination twink and troll).

 

If he bottomed and kissed he couldn't pay me to have sex with him. His attitude matches his looks - unattractive. $200? Not even for $2.

 

I also don't understand what a "local PORNSTAR" is. And a star he ain't.

[Kevin Slater]

What a fugly little (he ain't no 10 inches) twoll (combination twink and troll).

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/KappaJota/madeline_kahn-cleavon_little.jpg

 

"It's twue! It's twue!"

 

Kevin Slater

[cmennow]

So Sad....

 

He is a poor representative of San Francisco!

[raulgmanzo]

Sometimes I wonder if the advertiser left himself logged on and someone modified the ad.

Here is another entertaining ad:

 

http://rentboy.com/listing.aspx?lu=aroundtheplace

[jackcali]

Haha, Raul, thanks for the link to another of the 'worst ads of the year' collection. This guy, though, seems to have a sense of humor, even if it's immature. "Beautiful. Powerful. Crazy." actually got a chuckle out of me. (And he's kinda cute, too.) Ryan Stevens just seems like a tweaked-out idiot with a very inaccurate self-image.

 

Anyone have any other ads that belong on this thread?

[rickx]

http://www.rentboy.com/listing.aspx?lid=204545&scid=35787511&sp=1&pos=2

 

OK, here is another Jem...

[kjun]

Come on Guys. This must be some kind of joke. No one is this stupid.

[AdamSmith]

Here is another entertaining ad:

 

http://rentboy.com/listing.aspx?lu=aroundtheplace

 

This guy is okay!

 

I would do him in a New York minute. Chicago minute, rather.

[rvwnsd]

Anyone want to do a group scene with the badass god, self-medicated felon merry maid, and this character?

 

http://www.rentboy.com/listing.aspx?lid=208589

 

This is way better than anything they show on TV.

[Guest Merlin]

Obviously they cannot be genuine ads. Either someone has found a way to hi-jack legitimate ads, by making changes to someone else's ad, OR someone is willing to pay the cost of the ad to run a hoax. The cute Polish guy looks like a genuine ad which has been altered. The satan ad looks totally phoney.

[Gar1eth]

Sorry, no attributes appeal. Seems Gods are not what they used to be.

 

Anyway, I already got one!

 

Or a few.

 

Maybe a "god" with feet of clay? Or as they also say, "Even Atlas fails and even Homer nods".

 

Ars Poetically Yours,

 

Gman

[NYTomcat]

Hey I think Mr Satan the sexual abuser of queers is serious. It may just be a fettish ad

Thank God not my fetish but I think that one may be real

Any Atlanta members able to confirm. Hey Ryan. Ever run into this character?

[Mark Gordon]

omg a thug

 

http://www.men4rentnow.com/ds/index.asp?cmd=view&id=223955&Login=dlthug26

[NYTomcat]

Atlanta......Again

 

Christ the Thug is atlanta too. Think of that three way thug and Satans warrior. LOL You Boys down in Hot-lanta sure have a strange sense of fun. Just do me a fave lets not recommend these boys travel.