Is an orgasm worth it?

[MsGuy]

Pizza Hut is running a special. As many toppings as you want, large size pizza, any crust, 12 bucks. Sounds like a deal to me.

[whipped guy]

Pizza! Yum!

 

Pizza Hut is running a special. As many toppings as you want, large size pizza, any crust, 12 bucks. Sounds like a deal to me.

Pizza Hut!!!??? No way Jose... I mean Giuseppe! Not in my neck of the woods... the self-proclaimed pizza capital of the world... and for the record we call it apizza here by the way as any good Neapolitan would!

 

Oh yes! We also put "a muzzarell' " on our apizza as opposed to the mozzarella that Pizza Hut puts on their pizza...

 

Shoot! This pizza thing certainly beats indifference or even silence!!!!

[MsGuy]

It was the unlimited toppings that I thought you might find of interest, Whip. That and the large size.

[NYTomcat]

Pizza Hut is running a special. As many toppings as you want, large size pizza, any crust, 12 bucks. Sounds like a deal to me.

 

Really in NY its only 10 bucks. Probably because we all go to brooklyn for Pizaa with Muzzarell LOL

[whipped guy]

It was the unlimited toppings that I thought you might find of interest, Whip. That and the large size.

The only problem is that we don't allow Pizza Hut in these here parts... something about an Uncle Vito, the lack of a good quality Sicilian style pizza, and something called a shake down...

[Txpaytoplay]

Meat Lovers Delight

 

That's my favorite pizza.

[Sean Knight]

One of my favorite adult films was "Pizza Boy, He Delivers!"

[MsGuy]

The only problem is that we don't allow Pizza Hut in these here parts... something about an Uncle Vito, the lack of a good quality Sicilian style pizza, and something called a shake down...

 

A little honest loan sharking is one thing but telling a guy what kind of pizza he can have is stepping over the line. Time to open a can of vigilante whup ass on Uncle Vito, IMHO. No Pizza Hut? What the hell's wrong with you people?

[whipped guy]

Don't fool around with Uncle Vito!

 

A little honest loan sharking is one thing but telling a guy what kind of pizza he can have is stepping over the line. Time to open a can of vigilante whup ass on Uncle Vito, IMHO. No Pizza Hut? What the hell's wrong with you people?

Well you don't fool around with Uncle Vito... believe me... he plays or can arrange for someone to play a mean "violin"! Also something about becoming part of a bridge abutment on the lower east side of Manhattan as well...l

 

One of my favorite adult films was "Pizza Boy, He Delivers!"

Well... Sean evidently paid attention while watching that one, which I understand is mandatory viewing in order to graduate from the Escort Academy of Advanced Erudition! (Now while you’ll find their application on match book covers… Sean actually graduated magna cum laude… and that counts for quite a bit.)

 

And speaking of whooping ass and Uncle Vito... just ask Sean what can potentially happen if one steps over the line...

 

As I said no one fools around with Uncle Vito!

[AdamSmith]

Just start talking about pizza. Toppings. Thin crust vs. thick. Delivery vs. DiGiorno... it doesn't matter. Just talk about pizza.

 

Exactly. Thus one's reflex to respond to MinnieMoosie exclusively with punning non sequiturs and highjacks.

[+ deej]

Exactly. Thus one's reflex to respond to MinnieMoosie exclusively with punning non sequiturs and highjacks.

 

A good bad limerick can work as well.

[AdamSmith]

A good bad limerick can work as well.

 

...He stuffed his ass

With broken glass

And circumcised the vicar!