Tedd Today's Cautionary Tale

[+ purplekow]

I have to say, that Tedd comes across as an ass, and an ill educated ass at that. The thing is, he is right. He was late. He disappeared into the car for 45 minutes and then into the toilet for 30 more. He looked emaciated. He gave a perfunctory massage.

 

Pertinent to this is that old story about the man swept up in a Tsunami who prays for help but then ignores, a floating board, a raft and an old boat who then drowns and arrives in heaven with questions for god about it only to be told you ignored the board the raft and the boat what the hell did you expect. So what the hell did the reviewer expect. At first a decent escort but after the escort does everything short of burning down the room to destroy the encounter, the reviewer needs to take some responsibiltiy

[Kevin Slater]

I don't think this posting does justice to either the reviewer or to that joke.

 

Here's the version I'm fond of:

 

The flood waters are rising and old Miss McGillicutty is on the roof of her house. The local sheriff comes by in a rowboat and says "Jump in, I'll take you to dry land."

 

"No, my Lord will save me," she replies. Having better things to do than argue with this old woman, the sheriff rows away.

 

Some hours later the water is lapping at her ankles and the Red Cross comes by in a speedboat and tries to rescue her.

 

"No, I'm waiting for the Lord. He'll save me." They have to speed away.

 

As water is swirling around her neck the National Guard lowers a man from a helicopter to bring her in. She bats him off, "I place myself in the hands of the Lord."

 

Not much later, she drowns. When she gets to the pearly gates, she asks St. Peter "What happened? I've been a loyal Christian my whole life, God fearing and whatnot. Why did He let me drown?"

 

St. Peter replies "What do you want? We sent two boats and a helicopter!"

 

Kevin Slater

[excelntsvc]

I second the comments of the first poster

When will clients stop crying "victim" and start acting up to defend themselves

Many years ago, I encountered one of Miami's self-styled "gods" who told me I had a bad attitude when I suggested he leave. When he decided he was going to get physical if I did not pay him, I simply picked up the hotel phone and dialed security who gladly escorted him from the property and banned him. A lesson learned by both of us I hope

Just like shopping ... if what shows up at the door is not what your ordered, return it

[best hotel]

...i understand why the client didn't respond assertively....i have had situations where i was either too intimidated, too horny, too hopeful, or too unwilling to be rejecting to tell the escort to leave without paying him...and i have read many reviews from clients who felt the same way....i appreciated the heads up that the reviewer provided us ...as is often said here, he took one for the team

[daviddd49]

Reading the escort's response on this one was actually painful.

[instudiocity]

Take one for the TEAM?

 

I have to agree the client didn't read the tea leaves when engaging this escort.

 

Frankly, he'd have heard, "NO! GET OUT!" after the phone call, maybe even before.

 

But for goodness sakes, won't someone teach Tedd about spellcheck?

[Guest novabear22031]

Hate reviews like this one... from both sides...

 

Never had a situation like this - so not sure how I would handle it. Guess i was lucky in my first guy that meeting at the airport for a cruise went well. All the others I met before hand or at their hotel... so easy back out....

[Guest LeoWalker]

Ok...so I'm really curious about this...could someone link me? Visiting the main site's entry page didn't seem to give me this review.

 

I feel like this escort I recently met who had 16 reviews...we met via another method than here. He was older, so I wanted a bit more information about him prior to meeting. I told him, "yeah, I knew about you because of your reviews, I looked you up to see if you were legitimate". He said, "What reviews?"

 

Please link me.

[Lookin]

Ok...so I'm really curious about this...could someone link me?

 

http://daddysreviews.com/newest.php?who=tedd_ftlauderdale&page=2

[Guest LeoWalker]

http://daddysreviews.com/newest.php?who=tedd_ftlauderdale&page=2

 

Thanks!

 

I read it and then immediately called one of my trans escort friends...and was reading the review to her and then when I came to this part, it took me at least 2 minutes to stop laughing before I could read it:

 

told me he just had a dump and was not in the mood for anal

[Lookin]

And not just any dump:

 

. . but then he had to use the bathroom, 30 minutes later he came out . . and told me he just had a dump . .

 

 

http://www.bochynski.com/charlespierce/images/bette.jpg

 

What a dump !

[Guest zipperzone]

Just like shopping ... if what shows up at the door is not what your ordered, return it

 

Sometimes it's cheaper to pay the tariff than the ambulance and hospital bills - less painful too!