Who do I sue ...

[SAdler]

.... for defamation of penis? Ugh ...

 

Check out Falcon's newest model .... SCOTT ADLER!

 

http://images.falconstudios.com/pix/EFF1C7B9D3A08/JVP134/Watermarked/78971.jpg

[JoshAB]

Hungry

 

I suddenly have a craving for a cocktail weiner....

 

Poor Scott(s)! I feel bad for both of you!!!

[SAdler]

Been in touch with the people at Falcon all morning. They're asserting they didn't name the model (which is unusual) and this time it was the Agency. Owner of said Agency happens to be friends with me but is staying silent.

 

I pointed out I've been using the name nearly a decade and have rights not only to the emails but also the websites with the name still. Just because it wasn't on TLA they should have googled it. Beside, Adler, really? This was SOOOO on purpose.

 

Daddy .. I'm changing my name to the Artist Formerly Known as Adler. Can I start working on a really cool symbol? LOL.

[+ Axiom2001]

Scott, although I have yet to meet you-- I do hope that your situation is settled favorably in your case! Have you sought legal counseling?

[Gar1eth]

Scott, although I have yet to meet you-- I hope your situation settles in your favor. Of all the audacity!

 

Have you sought legal counseling?

 

I had received an e-mail advertising Scott in a movie from Falcon yesterday. I couldn't open it then because I was at work. But when I saw the title I really did wonder why Scott was getting into porn. I didn't ever remember him talking about wanting too be a porn star. I was also thinking, "Hmmm, Scott is in grad school. This might not be the best thing to do if he plans to remain in academia."

 

Now everything is clear ---I mean while Scott doesn't have any current pictures to compare with-- this guy in the movie's cock is nowhere near as lethal a weapon of mass destruction as the real Scott Adler's is reputed to be--but wait, you mean "Scott Adler" isn't your real name?

 

Gman

[SAdler]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand Crisis Averted. "It won't happen again. We're very sorry."

 

Obviously the earth can't move and this movie is out but they'll have him change his name ASAP and it won't happen again. If anything maybe I'll get a little P.R. or name confusion and then recognition out of it. Hah!

 

As to my "weapon of mass destruction" *blush* you obviously haven't seen my latest rentboy ad. I'd show you a link now but the website appears to be down. THANKS BRANDON BAKER *wink*

 

http://www.rentboy.com/listing.aspx?lid=192388&scid=29364870&sp=1&pos=21

 

When it's back up check there. Although according to epigonos the photos don't do it justice so I'll just have to take some new ones ;-)

[EXPAT]

I was going to say the same thing. That pic DOES NOT do "it" justice at all.

[Gar1eth]

Maybe you should reconsider

 

Hey Scott, sure you don't want to do porn? The guy drilling your doppelganger is really cute.

 

At the very least I think your doppelganger owes you one and should give you the guy's e-mail/phone number.

 

 

Gman

[Guest EuropTravl]

Money maker

 

Two questions: How do you guys "patent" your name? Seems to me Judge Judy would scream in a court of law you have "dirty hands" and no legal rights. Or a dirty.... Something dirty.

 

And, when is Falcon going to learn when you got a skinny twink, you always ALWAYS show the money maker. And it ain't the front.

[Guest alanm]

Superb Pictures

 

I had forgotten how wonderful Scott's pictures are, all four or five.

 

But I must confess that Scott has so many Tastes, Specialties, Fetishes listed that by the time I reached the end I thought the last one was: Kissing Toys. Then I saw the comma between the two worlds. On second thought, the idea of Scott Adler, naked kissing toys is pretty damn hot.

[jeepman]

Whoe Do You Sue

 

Go for the "deep pockets" Scott. That always gets their attention. Good luck.

[JoshAB]

I pointed out I've been using the name nearly a decade and have rights not only to the emails but also the websites with the name still.

 

I know it's nitpicky...but...

 

You've been using the name for a decade, and your (VERY HOT) rentboy ad has you at 23. You've been working it since 13! Wow!

 

J

[KMEM]

I know it's nitpicky...but...

 

You've been using the name for a decade, and you're (VERY HOT) rentboy ad has you at 23. You've been working it since 13! Wow!

 

J

 

Nitpicky or not, I love it.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[N.N.]

Nitpicky or not, I love it.

 

I don't think it's nitpicking. Just because so many escorts lie about their age doesn't make it anything other than false advertising.

 

I imagine Scott wouldn't like it if a client didn't pay the agreed on rate in full. But for some reason a client is supposed to not care if an escort isn't the age he claims to be. It's a double standard.

[KMEM]

I don't think it's nitpicking. Just because so many escorts lie about their age doesn't make it anything other than false advertising.

 

I imagine Scott wouldn't like it if a client didn't pay the agreed on rate in full. But for some reason a client is supposed to not care if an escort isn't the age he claims to be. It's a double standard.

 

I can hear him screaming now.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[SAdler]

I think this is part of my dear friend Brandon Baker's ever popular joke amongst our clique, "wait till you see what your ad says in the morning."

 

I had made sarcastic comments about my impending doom as an escort older than 23. A while back. I'd never noticed it. ANYONE on this board knows that me lying about my age is certainly something that could never happen around HERE. Anyone remember the great meltdown? :-*

 

Definitely 25 and happy to be there. Only lied about my age once and we remember what happened then? ;-) Meanwhile JoshAB you are more than right re the math and perhaps those who don't want to let a sleeping dog lie will bring you up to speed. I used the term NEARLY a decade for a reason, nobody said exactly 10 years.

 

... and KMEM I rarely scream ... just moan. I saved shrill high pitched cuntiness for others with nothing better to do or keep them busy these days.

[KMEM]

After you "saved" it, what did you do with it next?

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[SAdler]

"After you "saved" it, what did you do with it next?"

 

I sublimated it into motivation at the gym. You really should try it some time ... FAAAAR (yes, I'm aware there's only one A) more constructive than nitpicking over typos or changed tense.

 

Off to the pool ;-*

[Gar1eth]

"After you "saved" it, what did you do with it next?"

 

I sublimated it into motivation at the gym. You really should try it some time ... FAAAAR (yes, I'm aware there's only one A) more constructive than nitpicking over typos or changed tense.

 

Off to the pool ;-*

 

If we are not supposed to nitpick, then I guess I won't mention that I just realized that the title of this thread should read either, "Whom do I/Whom should I sue?".

 

 

Uhh whoops

 

I would take it as a personal favor if my fellow MC Board Readers would consider the above not mentioned!!!

 

 

Gman

[KMEM]

I sublimated it into motivation at the gym. You really should try it some time ... ]

 

Thanks for the suggestion. I already do work out every day AND I have a job.

 

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[SAdler]

Glad to read it! I'm touching myself inappropriately at the realization that with your health we'll get to hear from you for ANOTHER hundred years ;-)

 

A job, regular trips to the gym AND such obsessions with (among other things) grammar ... where DO you find the time for us plebes in the message boards ...

 

*sigh* how I've missed this.

 

P.S. Upon further reflection realized I enjoyed life more when I was more immersed in this world, in other words ... the bitch is back. I just have a new outlook on what's worth ignoring, what's really worth getting into deep debates about, and who is fun to call out for being an ass. :-*

[Lookin]

Two typos and a change of tense,

Whatever could he mean?

I read it twice. It made no sense,

But should I cause a scene?

 

To nitpick wouldn't be polite,

And so I guess I'll stop

To see if any others bite,

And earn themselves a klop. http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/771_smiley_being_punched_through_his_computer_monitor.gif

[Lewis H]

As to my "weapon of mass destruction" *blush* you obviously haven't seen my latest rentboy ad.

 

I would rather call it a "Weapon of Musky Seduction."

[KMEM]

Glad to read it! I'm touching myself inappropriately at the realization that with your health we'll get to hear from you for ANOTHER hundred years ;-)

 

A job, regular trips to the gym AND such obsessions with (among other things) grammar ... where DO you find the time for us plebes in the message boards ...

 

*sigh* how I've missed this.

 

P.S. Upon further reflection realized I enjoyed life more when I was more immersed in this world, in other words ... the bitch is back. I just have a new outlook on what's worth ignoring, what's really worth getting into deep debates about, and who is fun to call out for being an ass. :-*

 

As is often the case on this MB, one or more responders entirely misread the posts. Not to worry, tomorrow is another day.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[JT Brooklyn]

.... for defamation of penis? Ugh ...

 

Check out Falcon's newest model .... SCOTT ADLER!

 

http://images.falconstudios.com/pix/EFF1C7B9D3A08/JVP134/Watermarked/78971.jpg

 

Falcon has had MANY Hunks over the Years..But this is definitely not one of them! His use of the Name Adler doesn't exactly scream SEX either!

 

They have given guys much "Sexier Stage Names". But maybe they are running out of them