Where to get your ass cleaned in NYC?

[gregkidman]

Hi,

I live in NJ. When I travel to NYC, I would like to get my ass cleaned out before I see an escort. In the past, I would just go to a public bathroom that has low traffic -- such as a obscure small hospital building -- and use a fleet enema. But there has to be a better way to do this. I don't want to do my cleaning business at the escort's place but I do want to do this business just before I see the escort. I also don't want to do it at home because I have roommates and I have no privacy.

 

Any suggestions that's cheap, fast and squeaky clean?

[Kevin Slater]

I understand that you've said you don't want to do this at the escort's place. However, I think that may be the best solution. I think most professional guys will be very understanding (and even appreciative) of your attention to the matter. I, for one, have a "happy hose" in my shower which I disinfect after each use and highly encourage interested parties to avail themselves upon. There are several threads going on right now around the issue of comfort with your chosen escort; I think this is just another facet of that same dynamic.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ Italiano]

Hi,

I live in NJ. When I travel to NYC, I would like to get my ass cleaned out before I see an escort. In the past, I would just go to a public bathroom that has low traffic -- such as a obscure small hospital building -- and use a fleet enema. But there has to be a better way to do this. I don't want to do my cleaning business at the escort's place but I do want to do this business just before I see the escort. I also don't want to do it at home because I have roommates and I have no privacy.

 

Any suggestions that's cheap, fast and squeaky clean?

 

I always use a (previously emptied) fleet enema with lukewarm water a few times until completely clean just before metting a sex buddy or an escort, it will definitely last a few hours so I don't understand why you can't do that in yr own bathroom, do your roommates videotape what you do there?...

[bobchitown]

Posting from a client's perspective.

 

Depending on your level of comfort, I'd just let the escort know beforehand that you'll need a few minutes to "clean up" when you arrive. I can't believe this would be a problem, and the desire to be squeeky clean would actually be appreciated!

 

I don't think this sort of request is all that unusual, for all sorts of reasons. If I've been running around town on a hot summer day I'll certainly want to grab a quick shower.

 

But I also agree with the comment that a clean up at your own place with the bathroom door closed! will last several hours, so I don't see why this is a particular issue.

[Romann]

Thank you for the post.

 

I don't think that anyone would have or take issue if you told them that you would like to "clean up" a bit and would probably be very appreciative of your consideration and attention to such an important detail - for everyone's enjoyment.

 

Another thing to consider that will help mitigate some of the risk is looking at your diet and including a good share of fiber in your meals. If fiber isn't something you get a lot of or don't like the foods in which fiber has a high concentration, you can always go the route of over-the-counter fiber pills which will do equally as well.

 

 

 

Hi,

I live in NJ. When I travel to NYC, I would like to get my ass cleaned out before I see an escort. In the past, I would just go to a public bathroom that has low traffic -- such as a obscure small hospital building -- and use a fleet enema. But there has to be a better way to do this. I don't want to do my cleaning business at the escort's place but I do want to do this business just before I see the escort. I also don't want to do it at home because I have roommates and I have no privacy.

 

Any suggestions that's cheap, fast and squeaky clean?

[Romann]

HAHA! Of course you bring up the video tape. Could you only imagine if that were true! The footage of all sorts of men pointing their rears up in the air or whichever preferred position chosen.

 

I always use a (previously emptied) fleet enema with lukewarm water a few times until completely clean just before metting a sex buddy or an escort, it will definitely last a few hours so I don't understand why you can't do that in yr own bathroom, do your roommates videotape what you do there?...

[Kevin Slater]

As long as we're on the subject, I would just like to add that it would be nicer for everyone if the guy would wash off a bit *with soap* once that procedure is done. A squeaky clean inside is great, but a fresh smelling outside is not to be underrated.

 

Kevin Slater

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Hi,

I live in NJ. When I travel to NYC, I would like to get my ass cleaned out before I see an escort. In the past, I would just go to a public bathroom that has low traffic -- such as a obscure small hospital building -- and use a fleet enema. But there has to be a better way to do this. I don't want to do my cleaning business at the escort's place but I do want to do this business just before I see the escort. I also don't want to do it at home because I have roommates and I have no privacy.

 

Any suggestions that's cheap, fast and squeaky clean?

[Romann]

My thoughts exactly and honestly, I can't think of why anyone wouldn't be appreciative of that. From an escort or client perspective, it shows that you care to be clean but also deliver the best time possible.

 

Posting from a client's perspective.

 

Depending on your level of comfort, I'd just let the escort know beforehand that you'll need a few minutes to "clean up" when you arrive. I can't believe this would be a problem, and the desire to be squeeky clean would actually be appreciated!

 

I don't think this sort of request is all that unusual, for all sorts of reasons. If I've been running around town on a hot summer day I'll certainly want to grab a quick shower.

 

But I also agree with the comment that a clean up at your own place with the bathroom door closed! will last several hours, so I don't see why this is a particular issue.

[Romann]

You know how they have those nice smelling body sprays, well I think someone should come out with a nice booty spray which is compact.

 

I know... that was dumb.

 

As long as we're on the subject, I would just like to add that it would be nicer for everyone if the guy would wash off a bit *with soap* once that procedure is done. A squeaky clean inside is great, but a fresh smelling outside is not to be underrated.

 

Kevin Slater

[Romann]

I must say that this has been a very interesting post and reply! Bravo!

 

Hi,

I live in NJ. When I travel to NYC, I would like to get my ass cleaned out before I see an escort. In the past, I would just go to a public bathroom that has low traffic -- such as a obscure small hospital building -- and use a fleet enema. But there has to be a better way to do this. I don't want to do my cleaning business at the escort's place but I do want to do this business just before I see the escort. I also don't want to do it at home because I have roommates and I have no privacy.

 

Any suggestions that's cheap, fast and squeaky clean?

[Guest zipperzone]

FIVE replies from Romann? ..... Oh well I guess a little bit of free advertising never hurt!

[+ Oliver]

..... I guess a little bit of free advertising never hurt!

 

He may have picked up on a cue from Rick. Members complain when escorts don't participate, and then when they do ....

[JoshAB]

Be nice!

 

He may have picked up on a cue from Rick.

 

Be nice to Romannnnnnn. You don't get to be a "Master" here if you don't post!

 

Welcome to Master'dom Romann. KEEP POSTIN'. Ignore da haters!

[Lewis H]

I don't know about anyone else, but I think cleaning up at least an hour ahead is necessary, as I find that no matter how soon after the enema you expel, there's usually some leakage after the fact, sometimes a good half hour or so afterwards.

[Guest lilpiglet]

I agree with you regarding the wait time of an hour or a little after as it has happened before when going to a "club" and that's not the best place to have to take care of the issue. My problem is if I am visiting NYC I stay with a friend and to have to go in and out of the bathroom several times is sometimes annoying or staying in there that long is a pain the a** so to speak. No pun intended.

[+ Italiano]

Well yes, the ideal would be do it an hour before, a few times until the water is absolutely clear, and trying at the end to expell it as much as possible to avoid further "leakage".

 

And DEFINITELY after that a good shower or a bidet (not in USA, I am afraid...) with soap!

 

Nothing better than a good clean deep fuck without any undesired surprise...

[Guest Musclestudoh]

Great reputations aren't built on sound-bites and comments alone!

 

I read all of the posts and I must have overlooked the shameless plugs.

FIVE replies from Romann? ..... Oh well I guess a little bit of free advertising never hurt!

[Romann]

Is that what "contributions" are labeled as these days?

 

FIVE replies from Romann? ..... Oh well I guess a little bit of free advertising never hurt!

[Romann]

Thank you to your post, I just realized that my account has been upgraded to "Master". What's the next level?

 

Be nice to Romannnnnnn. You don't get to be a "Master" here if you don't post!

 

Welcome to Master'dom Romann. KEEP POSTIN'. Ignore da haters!

[JoshAB]

Level upgrade

 

Thank you to your post, I just realized that my account has been upgraded to "Master". What's the next level?

 

I don't know the next level. Some have less posts than us in the "Statistics", but I'm guessing they we're GRANDFATHERed in to their levels.

 

I asked this same question about leveling awhile ago - no response. I'm sure it's a conspiracy. Just kidding. Nothing in the FAQs either.

 

I guess we'll just keep posting and find out!

J

[Guest TNT Ted]

Continuing with the “ass cleaning” discussion ...

 

I have some questions. Do all bottoms clean out with an enema (Fleet or otherwise)? How does one know if all the liquid is expelled before the act. Even waiting an hour wouldn’t assure that, would it? Then, if liquid is expelled during fucking, wouldn’t it be far messier than if no enema were used to begin with?

 

Comments from those with experience??

[+ Italiano]

I have some questions. Do all bottoms clean out with an enema (Fleet or otherwise)? How does one know if all the liquid is expelled before the act. Even waiting an hour wouldn’t assure that, would it? Then, if liquid is expelled during fucking, wouldn’t it be far messier than if no enema were used to begin with?

 

Comments from those with experience??

 

I don't know about "all bottoms" doing that, but in my case I am quite "anal" (haha) about me being as clean as possible. So I DO clean out with a Fleet bottle filled with lukewarm water until completely clear, about 1 hour before.

Personally I feel it works better than those douches connected to a faucet.

Most of the times it takes 2-3 "fillings", sometimes more.

Of course I guess that whatever you put in your digestive system has a specific way of being processed by the body, I have experienced only once to have an "accident" of some messy leakage during fucking, but almost always everything is totally "clean", even after heavy drilling, and it's something I want to feel comfortable with when fucking, I have always been quite self-concerned about it.

[Guest AndrewJames]

I have some questions. Do all bottoms clean out with an enema (Fleet or otherwise)? How does one know if all the liquid is expelled before the act. Even waiting an hour wouldn’t assure that, would it? Then, if liquid is expelled during fucking, wouldn’t it be far messier than if no enema were used to begin with?

 

Comments from those with experience??

 

Any excess water would be absorbed by the body withing 20 to 40 minutes.

 

It is not just a question about cleanliness but also comfort, it is not a nice feeling for the top or the bottom when there are obstructions. Personally as a top, there is the need to keep things erotic, a bad smell can pull the eroticism out of a hot scene.

[Rick Munroe]

I just realized that my account has been upgraded to "Master". What's the next level?

 

If things here mirror the bedroom, then I would say the next level above "Master" is "Pushy Bottom."