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Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony(wink) in New Jersey for dinner...who lives with a male Dancer named "XXXX" from the gaiety... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Anthony's roommate was.

She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

 

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must

be thinking, but I assure you, XXXX and I are just roommates."

 

About a week later, XXXX came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

 

Dear Momma,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm

not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,

Anthony

 

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Momma

which read:

 

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with XXXX, and I'm not saying that

you 'do not' sleep with him. But the fact remains that if he was

sleeping in his OWN bed, he would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love,

Momma.

 

Lesson...never lie to your momma!....

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