Stupid Escort Tricks, Redux

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

All I can say about strippers is that Dan Dare was right. However, I am glad I went and about 15 minutes was just about perfect. Then we went dancing, even the rain and cold was not enough to keep us inside.

 

New Orleans here I come. I prefer the upstairs bar at the Bourbon Pub where I know the dancers and strippers are gay and I can get them to park their ass on my tongue for a nice crisp $5 bill in full view of my fellow patrons, the bartenders and anyone else who wonders by.

[Michael]

Well, I am glad that you made it to the Gaiety.

15 minutes sounds about right - enough time to soak in the atmosphere but not long enough to get bored

(and now that you *have* been there you know why you don't need to go again ... )

 

Indulge me though ... What *did* Dan Dare have to say about strippers?