Gaiety – NYC Orgasms – AXE Bodyspray

[+ Cock Eyed Optimist]

VDN: I always enjoy reading about your escapades in the Big Apple! In fact, I have taken a few of your suggestions from a prior post when I made my last visit to NY. Is it just me not having seen your moniker on the message board lately, or have you not posted in a while? If it is the latter, welcome back! :7

[Rick Munroe]

>Go here http://www.tomorrowfund.org/swgame01.html if you want

>to play Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots.

 

I just played 3 times with Derek & he knocked my block off each time. I know he's bigger & stronger than me in real life but I thought for sure my keyboard skills would count for something. Oh, well. We're off to enjoy the 65° NYC weather and boys and men and...:9

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Dearest Cock Eyed,

 

>VDN: I always enjoy reading about your escapades in the Big

>Apple! In fact, I have taken a few of your suggestions from a

>prior post when I made my last visit to NY. Is it just me not

 

I am glad you like them! Thank you. I like to post about my exploits as I know some people like to read them. I know that when the NYO reviews were up it gave many people a chance to experience the G on some level if they were not able to attend because of distance or some other reason. We still do benefit from his posts along with Cooper.

 

>having seen your moniker on the message board lately, or have

>you not posted in a while? If it is the latter, welcome back!

> :7

 

Between work, experiencing the devil's winter and just being busy I don't get to post as much as I would like to, especially in the winter. Though I try ot have fun during the year I do let it all hang out in the summer.

 

So, anything of recent fun for you in the city you would like to share?

 

VDN

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

RICK!

 

>I just played 3 times with Derek & he knocked my block off

>each time. I know he's bigger & stronger than me in real life

>but I thought for sure my keyboard skills would count for

 

When he is not looking practice on your own. I enjoyed playing with no one (as is often the case when I am not in NYC!)

 

>something. Oh, well. We're off to enjoy the 65° NYC weather

>and boys and men and...:9

 

I did not want to leave. That is why I'd rather drive in BUT falling asleep in a moving car on the Thruway when I am driving is not the fun it use to be. It is GORGEOUS down there today!!!!! Have fun!

 

VDN

[Cooper]

VDN... What a wonderful weekend you had. Too bad you and Jackhammer didn't hook up, between the two of you NYC will never seem the same...

 

LOL.. Even though I was part of your NYC magical mystery tour, it's still a lot more fun reading about our adventures through your eyes. Now I know what that cherry colored drink was that blocked everything out, (and you told me it was punch from the "G") WOW! and you say I even went on a road trip with someone named Shawn!! Hope we had a good time.

 

VDN, you have such a wonderful way of expressing yourself and adding visuals to distract us... So when are you making your next deposits in NYC? Thanks for all the laughs, it was fun.

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Cooper!

 

The only way I can make any more deposits in NYC is if I replenish was was "spent". Saving money, and healthy protein shakes, should get me back up and running in no time.

 

Overall, I do have to agree with you in that the show at the G was very good. I also saw in HX that TJ is starting on the 17th I believe?

 

Well, starch your briefs and get them ready for Monday!

 

VDN

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

WARNING: What you are about to read is another recanting of my time in the Big Apple. If this bores you please leave now as no one wants to hear your bitching later. If not, please join me as I relive some of the great moments of this past weekend in N to the Y to the C. I have changed no names to protect the innocent as NO ONE I touched or had inside of me this weekend was innocent at all.

 

ON THE TRAIN FROM MY DWELLING

An escape was needed on my part without a doubt. It was a very busy, hectic and dildonic week. I needed a mini-holiday. I left work early after giving my boss puppy eyes, packed my best panties, and hopped on the ever-luxurious Metro-North. It was a nice trip as no one was drunk or poking me. I saw someone I knew on the train and we had a very nice time chatting on the way down. It was a surprise for sure as I haven’t seen him in a long time and it was a very therapeutic chat for sure. He was on his way to the Dugout for some bear action.

 

CHECKING IN

Being a repeat offender at a particular hotel has its advantages. Mr. Maintenance Man recognized me, took me to my room in the maintenance elevator thus bi-passing the “common” folk, and he hooked me up with extra pillows, towels, soaps and lotions. He knows I like the essentials, especially when I have “guests”. He also has an old habit of rubbing my stomach like I am a Buddha or something. Since English is not his native tongue I have no clue what he is saying as he is rubbing my stomach. Maybe I am a good luck charm to him. He can rub me all he wants as long as I get extra stuff. I also liked my room because I was on the 2nd floor looking over the street.

 

THE GAIETY AND COOPER

After stocking up on bottled water, some ready-made cocktails and lube I went to the G. It was such a pleasure to see Cooper. I have not seen him since the going rate for a private was $150. I hope my bear hug I promised him did not throw his back out. It was a pleasure to see him and watch some of the show and commenting on the smorgasbord of naked men in front of us. To be honest, I did not get to see too much of the show or the guys as Friday was more of a social hour at the G. I will have a mini review of my Saturday experience below. I do like the new snack man. He is very nice and his accent stirred me. Security man is also a pleasure to see. However, Neo (Geo, Leo, UFO, whatever the hell his name is now) needs to work on his vowels. Music wise he is doing well as a DJ.

 

STELLA’S AND A GLORIOUS PRIVATE

Copper and I had a wonderful time sipping our Red Devils and having a wonderful conversation. I was a pleasure to talk to someone about something near and dear to my heart. As usual, I also enjoyed manhandling Alex – the CUTEST waiter on the east coast. He undresses me with his eyes and that is a good thing. Then our conversation quickly changed when Victor came in. Victor and I had a private 2 weeks ago. It was full service and delectable. Then Shane came in. He is from Montreal and he works at Zippers in Miami. He is about 5’8”, a very nice light brown beard and cute, spiked light brown hair. He is very muscular and very nice. Cooper and Shane then left to discuss

 

A) global economics ?

B) NYC architectural history ?

C) doing the horizontal mambo ?

 

A fellow Valley Dweller showed up with a friend and we had some more drinks. Then Victor and I left. We had the mother of all privates. This was full service with a mint on my pillow and a slap on my ass. He was sensual, oral, anal, manipulative and, most of all, a really nice guy. NO rush and very much into doing what I wanted … all of it. Though the sex was incredible and my orgasms even startled me his massaging the back of my head, neck and shoulders did me in. He truly fit like a glove and the “feeling” was also mutual for him.

 

I then went out for a snack as I was weak and dehydrated.

 

SATURDAY

I woke up to sunshine and a mess. My room looked like the set of a porn movie. Lube bottles, condom wrappers and Altoids everywhere. After I stopped being Courtney Love I cleaned up my den, made myself somewhat presentable and traversed the city. I had SUCH A NICE VISIT with a good friend of mine in the city. My friend makes the best coffee on Earth. Though the coffee was outrageously good I enjoyed my friend’s company more. I am happy for all the wonderful things happening for my friend right now and for the great things that will happen. We laughed our assess off while we were partaking in Shesha - Hookah.

 

http://www.hookah-shisha.com/Images/SpinnerB.jpg

 

I never did this before. It was very cool. Go here http://www.hookah-shisha.com/index.html to learn more. It was an eye opener for me it was very wow. Thank you friend for an incredible time. It was a highlight of my weekend.

 

I then made an overdue pilgrimage to Record Runner on Jones Street. They have THE BEST music with many “hard to finds”, rare 80s stuff and cool imports. http://www.recordrunnerusa.com/ I ordered from them for years but never went there in person. It was a treat.

 

GAIETY REVIEW

Saturday at the 6:15 was fun. It was a real pleasure to see Luso. We mad much to catch up on and we were told to be quiet by a patron. I am sorry. I guess I missed the fact AJ was reciting Macbeth when he was stroking his HARD OILED COCK! GOODNESS ME! It isn’t church. It isn’t a library. It is a room where men dance naked in a stage. I will talk and I won’t be silenced by some sperm whale with a Visa card. I continued to talk and get my bitch on. He can lick my boots.

 

TYLER

Tyler use to be real attractive to me until his personality started to make its way to the surface. I think you can still be a hustler and not be rude or arrogant. With any job or chosen profession there are always negatives and positives. If the negatives of what he chooses to do makes him a personality fart then maybe he should stop. We all lose our charms in the end. I don’t like to sound harsh or be mean. I am sure there are many of you that would totally disagree with me and think he is an angel and a joy to be with. It wasn’t the private I had with him that changed my mind about him (though the private was very one sided). It had to do with comments to other performers that turned me off and how he treats some patrons. Handsome? Yes. Great body? Of course. However, look up hustler in the dictionary and you will see Tyler’s picture.

 

RONNIE

Ronnie has more muscle to him. He is always getting bigger. His routine and outfit stay the same. He is a Gaiety staple.

http://www.ronnielacour.com/

 

ANTONIO

He is always a crowd pleasure. A truly exotic Latino with a man sized ass. He was a bit moody through this weekend. You have to love hot-blooded Latin Lovers. He was not at all happy during his finale on Friday at the 6:15 but on Saturday he was in a happier place.

 

GINO

He use to be Gabriel. Someday I want to go on a private with him. He is a very handsome Hungarian.

 

DAMIEN

You have to love the enormous tattoo on his back. He is solid muscle and with a nice, hard ass.

 

TINO

I used to really dig Tino. Then I purchased every porn movie he was in and now I am over him. If you ever need to get over someone please have them make a porn movie then watch it over and over until you can’t squirt no more. He is adding some muscle to he beautiful Latino body. I preferred him with less muscle. I did not like the boxing boots he wore all weekend. They confused me.

 

KENNETH

I think he may breath and blink his eyes on a private. Other than that I haven’t heard too much more. He is an adorable smooth twink for sure and he is a pleasure to look at.

 

AJ

AJ has a really nice, strong font. His business card is quite professional. I really enjoyed his red satanesque bikini briefs (was it a thong?) on Friday. He also came out with a bottle of lube on Friday. I LOVED his all black with red trim workout suit he wore Saturday. I think he was my favorite out of the whole show.

 

YANNICK

Luso LOVED Yannick (Yani, Enya, whatever the hell his name is). He cock is huge. His hair is long and Robin Hood like. He is tall, smooth and muscular.

 

AIDEN

I had fun talking with Aiden both Friday and Saturday nights. There was a substitute for Giovanni at the Saturday 6:15 and I couldn’t understand the DJ (I call him the horse whisperer) so Aiden went and found out his name for me and wrote it down for me. If Elvis had a son he would look like Aiden. He has very nice blue eyes and a cute, almost chubby, face. He has muscles galore.

 

MATTEO

His hair is spiked with blonde, almost pure white, highlights. If the heat messier had a son it would look like Matteo. I think he is also artificially tanned. His upper body is very nice. He dances like Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots.

 

http://www.yesterdayland.com/images/popopedia/shows/toys/ty1062.jpg

 

Go here http://www.tomorrowfund.org/swgame01.html if you want to play Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots.

 

RENATO

He filled in for Giovanni at the Saturday 6:15. Renato is tall, light brown, and of medium build. He is very nice to look at for sure.

 

GIOVANNI

He is always a pleasure to look at. He makes sure everyone near the stage gets his equal attention. His dancing is impeccable.

 

Saturday at the G was fun. It was so nice to hang with and laugh loudly with Luso. As always, it was a pleasure talking with NYO. I do believe the Apollo lounge will be renamed after him. It should be after the years of great reviews he did. It was also a pleasure to see Jay as well. The last time I saw Jay was when I was in Stella’s smelling a man’s scarf. I like strong man scents. I am a Klingon love child.

 

STELLA’S ON SATURDAY

I went to Stella’s and had a grand time with Luso and my friend G. I was inappropriately loud. I enjoyed making Luso’s pants into an ATM machine. Luso, your skin is so soft and subtle. I parted ways with Luso and Victor and I had a re-match once again. I was in Eden 2 nights in a row. Thank goodness for the extra towels. That AXE Bodyspray really works!

 

I hope everyone has a good week. Please live and have fun. The world, and all of the global issues, will take one path or another regardless if you have a private or not… SO GET OUT THERE AND LIVE.

 

VDN

[NY Observer]

Very entertaining recap VDN. It was nice to see you too.

 

How strange, I think that AJ was my favorite as well. We never agree, so what's with that?

 

We have developed a nice community of Gaiety regulars. I consider many of them among my friends (and some NOT). I think that my experiences writing over the last few years introduced me to some folks I never would have gotten to meet otherwise so there were definitely some rewards involved.

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Hello NYO!

 

>Very entertaining recap VDN. It was nice to see you too.

>

>How strange, I think that AJ was my favorite as well. We

>never agree, so what's with that?

 

I did not want to say anything for fear of a flood or an earthquake. Our tastes are somewhat polar opposites. I believe this is the first time we have agreed for BEST IN SHOW. He is a handsome fellow with a killer bod AND he is very pleasant and easy to talk to.

 

>We have developed a nice community of Gaiety regulars. I

>consider many of them among my friends (and some NOT). I

>think that my experiences writing over the last few years

>introduced me to some folks I never would have gotten to meet

>otherwise so there were definitely some rewards involved.

 

When I first started to go to the G it was all about naked men (and bread-sticks). Now, it is one of the few places where I feel I DON'T have to "explain" my preferences, or confusion therein, etc. I am just me and it feels great. You are so right in that there is a very nice community of regulars and I do hope some of the shy ones feel comfortable enough to chime in and join in the festivities.

 

Though your reviews opened the doors for you in meeting so many people they also did such a wonderful service for people who could not get to the G because of distance or other reasons, such as, fear or shame. Though I am somewhat in a closest (the hinges are very shaky on that door) I can't preach for people to come out SCREAMING and running a parade. However, coming to the G is great because NO ONE asks questions or judges (the only think judged are abs).

 

Thanks NYO. It was cool to see you too. You were my interactive guide to this world. I was, like a virgin.

;-)

VDN

[jackhammer91406]

VDN,

I loved this thread. it brought back some great memories and I am just sorry that we didn't get a chance to meet IRL. My trips to the "g" were a very important part of the trip not only because it was something I had never done, but in truth, because it gave me an opportunity to meet Cooper, Lucky, Luso, NYO, HiJinx and Foxy ( ok, screwing around Luc was alot of fun too). As I became more involved with the MC, I knew I wanted to meet some guys from the board. The "G" was the perfect ooportunity and I agree, large thanks goes to NYO for his years of faithful service and to Cooper who has taken up the mantle. Great to read about your adventures and can't wait for your next trip to anywhere.

 

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Hello Jack Hammer!

 

>I loved this thread. it brought back some great memories and

>I am just sorry that we didn't get a chance to meet IRL. My

 

I am sorry I missed you on your last visit. By all accounts it sounded as if you had a grand time! I believe that when in the Big Apple you should have all of it ... not just a bite.

 

>NYO, HiJinx and Foxy ( ok, screwing around Luc was a lot of fun

>too).

 

Without a doubt he is fun to hang with for sure. He can be very playful.

 

I look forward to meeting you upon your next visit.

 

VDN

[Guest Luso]

VDN,

It definitely was a GREAT weekend at the G and at Stella's. Great Lineup and even better company. Thanks for the laughs, the company and more importantly, for your very artistic and entertaining reviews. I'm your No. "1" fan.

Thanks again.

 

Luso

[jaynnj]

Hello , Valley Dweller North and Cooper. God I just love you

guys. I have to tell you I loved this weeks lineup its sure

beats last weeks show. I would of rather watched reruns of

Mr Ed then see another boreing lineup. Thank Goodness lightning

did,nt strike twice. I loved Giovanni who had a birthday on Saturday

evening. I gave him a little something ( no not my dick ) I am Italian

and we are all well hung. I gave him a gift and got a few kisses from him in return. It certainly made my nite. I also loved A.J. Whom I hope to get to know more if you know what I mean. What a nice guy and hes hot looking as well. Gino that hot hunk had me panting for him

and I had to pick my mouth up off the floor. I also loved Yannick who

packed on muscle. Speaking of Muscle I love the one between his legs.

I want to know what he feeds that thing. I went back for sundays show

and yours truly had lots of fun flarting with the men of the Gaiety.

I had lots of fun afterwards ( if you know what I mean ) and I am looking forward to seeing this weeks up comeing lineup. Valley Dweller hopefully we can meet at Stellas after the show come Saturday.

I hope to be able to stay longer this weekend, and might be staying over in NYC on March 21. Cooper Hugs to you my friend would love to see you as well.

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

LUSO!

 

>VDN,

>It definitely was a GREAT weekend at the G and at Stella's.

 

Yes it was. And I think all would agree that the audience was very handsome as well this weekend.

 

I look forward to our next session of ha ha's in the Apollo Lounge. It was fun for sure!

 

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VDN

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

JAY!!!

 

>Hello , Valley Dweller North and Cooper. God I just love you

>guys.

 

:*

 

Thank you! Right back at ya!

 

>Mr Ed then see another boreing lineup. Thank Goodness

 

Now Wilbur was very attractive. And he had it made ... I mean Mr. Ed was hung like a horse because ...... HE WAS A HORSE!

 

>mean. What a nice guy and hes hot looking as well. Gino that

>hot hunk had me panting for him

>and I had to pick my mouth up off the floor. I also loved

 

Gino has taken some time to grow on me. He is handsome for sure. He seems to have a nice personality and a sense of humor.

 

>Valley Dweller hopefully we can meet at Stellas after the show

>come Saturday.

 

If I make it down that will be great. Maybe we can find another scarf to smell.

 

Have a good week Jay!!!

 

VDN