Sometimes things just go right!

[Guest Tomcal_]

I called the Foreign Language Institute in L.A. the other day, looking for a private tutor for Portuguese lessons before the October trip. I got several names, and one of the guys called me back yesterday. He was 25, majored in jounalism and just arrived in L.A. two months ago to attend drama school(another hopefull actor). I asked him how he got a visa as it is so difficult for young guys in Brazil to get them to come to the U.S. He said his dad had been a diplomat and from the age of 5 on he had lived in several European countries and in the U.S. At this point I have no idea if he is str., gay or whatever, so we talk about how much the lessons would be and that I would like to get at least 1 to 2 a week until Oct. 23rd. I then tell him that one of my friends here in L.A. is Brazilian and he asks what he does and I tell him that he is a gay porn star. He goes "really, are you gay?" I go "yes" and he says, "so am I" he then sends me a pic....really very gdlkg! He tells me his Mother is French and his Dad Brazilian. tHen tells me, I am going to probably start escorting to make some more money as I only have 4 language students so far(which I don't think is too bad as he has only been here 8 weeks)He then says, " have you ever paid for sex?"

I tell him that here in L.A., no, I date, but I have been known on occasion to use an escort when out of town/country!!! LOL

So, we are meeting for dinner tonight in Weho to set up a schedule for my lessons and I hope dessert afterwards!! will keep you posted,

[trilingual]

Talk about being born under a lucky star! Let's see, in Asian astrology this must mean your Moon is rising in the House of Ho? Or maybe it's your new tutor's Moon that's gonna be doing the rising? Fellow astrologers, can you help me out here?

 

And by the way, Tomcal, please buy me a Lotto ticket! }(

 

Also, we'll need a detailed posting on the size of your new tutor's credentials! I think he's going to find himself with far more students than he ever dreamed of! Courtesy of the M4M Institute of Foreign (and Domestic) Tongues! :9

[Guest Tomcal_]

Well, I just got home and this will come as no surprise to the guys on here that know me! I got to his apartment at 9:00pm. He opened the door wearing a tank top and Nike running shorts and looked like every hot guy you see in Rio!!! Great face, very nice muscular legs and a very "V" shaped back. We went into his apartment and sat on two chairs facing each other and he opened up a calander so we could schedule our lessons. After about 5 mins. of doing that we start talking about our backgrounds and then he asked me what it was I liked about Brazilian men? I said, "for starters, they are the best kissers in the world!!" He say's "really?" He then leaned forward and kissed me lightly and said "like this", and I said"I cant' tell from just one short kiss like that"......and we were off to the races!! we started making out, I got on my knees between his legs, as he was sitting and we kept kissing then I reached into the leg of his running shorts, he wasn't wearing any underwear, pulled out his dick and then he pulled mine out, then we rolled on to the floor! A hour later, I got dressed,... and that was my first Portuguese language lesson in L.A.! Obrigado

[trilingual]

Oh, yeah, I can see that this guy is going to have more people signing up for lessons than he knows what to do with! Just message/e-mail Tomcal to find out how to get in touch with L.A.'s newest Portuguese tutor!

 

Of course, Tomcal is still going to have to give a more detailed report on this guy's credentials and actual teaching abilities! (A hint: you might want to first schedule the lesson, and then the other fun and games! It kind of gives you an added incentive to get through the lesson!)

[jackhammer91406]

Somethings Don't Surprise me....

 

Geez, I wish I could act surprised!. Just this week I had noticed a new profile (on a board Tomcal got me set up on) of a guy who speaks portuguese. Of course his reaction to my request for portuguese lessons is quite different from what Tomcal got. This guy could fall off a cowshit truck and smell like Calvin Klein! Jealousy is an ugly color, but for some reason I am always feeling green when I am around or even hear about Tomcal. Love you Frigate Bird....

Can the guy teach portuguese? Or did you even get that far? I will take lessons...and sex won't need to enter the picture since the kid will be drained from his lessons with you....x(

 

 

 

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[Driver]

RE: Somethings Don't Surprise me....

 

The poor sod will pick up some nasty american habits - you have to pitty him.

[Guest only4real]

hmmmm.. some guys have all the luck!

Tom, I think wea are going to be in Rio at the same time in October. Mike from Toronto, here. I have rented a condo at Marado do Sol - very close to all the important spots!

Let us know when you have had a chance to upload your pix - after your last batch, you've left us wanting to see more!

Regards,

 

Mike

[trilingual]

So did you actually learn any Portuguese? At least the words for the parts of the body? Certain hot expressions not covered in standard Berlitz books? Prurient minds want to know!!!

[Funseeker 22]

Tomcal,

Been offline for the past few days with cable problems and look what I have learned. I find you are taking Private Portuguese Lessons. The one thing you told me that one never needed ??

Leaving for Italy in the morning so will touch base with you when I return in mid Sept.

P.S.I bet obrigado is the only word you`ll know when I return.

"Such a Ho". Now I have to make that Oct trip so you can be the "official translator"

[+ glutes]

Wasn't it 'la buyer' that gave you the name "Tom Cal Ho" ????

Please bring said translator to the HooVille get together, 4SEPT @ Numbers. We will all want lessons...

[Guest Tomcal_]

Hi Glutes, will be good to see you again, I take it your visiting So.Cal? The date to confirm is thurs. 9/4 at 7:00 at Numbers.

The guy who gave me that nickname was L.A.Showbiz, who was in Rio a year ago Aug. He loves to point out what a slut I am and I accept the compliments!!

I have invited "Leo" the Brazilian translator to our get together, so hopefully everyone will get to meet him, I definitly give him a 4 out of 5 star rating.

[trilingual]

Wow! Is this going to be the M4M re-make of "A Star Is Born?" :+