Brazil

[trilingual]

RE: Tip of the Brazilian iceberg...!

 

Ernani! Say it isn't true! ;-)

[IamI2002]

RE: Tip of the Brazilian iceberg...!

 

Atta girl! Be sure to donate it to the Smithsonian. They thrive on history.:-)

[IamI2002]

>In my book Bruno Gaucho is the upandcummin and Ernani has

>had his day.

 

So, after some bitching certain truths emerge:

 

1. Bruno rules

2. Ernani is described as a limpy lumberjack with no bulk

3. Ernani declares himself a bottom and announces his gender change

4. Trilingual speaks with forked tongue

 

Never, NEVER say this innocent post did not arouse a lot of interest.

 

Comme je vous aime toutes, mes petites. Y pal carajo!

[trilingual]

>So, after some bitching certain truths emerge:

>

>1. Bruno rules

>2. Ernani is described as a limpy lumberjack with no bulk

>3. Ernani declares himself a bottom and announces his gender

>change

>4. Trilingual speaks with forked tongue

 

Um, hello? After reading the comments in this thread does anyone else come up with these "truths"? If this is what you conclude from what people have said, IamI2002, you need to have your meds adjusted. And maybe get an irony booster, while you're at it! ;-)

[IamI2002]

Honey, you sound just like Emmett from QAF. I like it.

[trilingual]

Well, honey, don't mess with ANY of my three tongues! You will not win!

 

Let's just leave this at "Ernani doesn't ring IamI2002's chimes; Bruno sets off his alarm bells." Obviously, some folks here have different reactions. It's what makes the world go 'round. And as Ernani so aptly pointed out, it means that everyone in the world isn't lined up at the door of one single escort! Just imagine what THAT guy's rates would look like! }>

[Guest Rough2FF]

I enjoyed Ernani's company very much, and I have various tastes ranging from 20's to 40's or even 50's. I think some pleasures can only be given by a more mature man.

A brain and heart to match the size of his dick ;-)

I don't like this bitching araound about people, we all have our own tastes and prefernces here and nobody here may claim to have the universally agreed superduperhyper taste. Live and let live and a bit more tolerance and respect please!

[+ Axiom2001]

Sir, you put the icing on the cake! I am in complete agreement with you and hope that your response brings closure to this unnecessary and unfortunate analysis of human beings!:-)

[Guest Rough2FF]

!! :+ !!

[Guest Ernani]

Porra ! I thought this thread was already dead and buried.

It seems Bruno and I are the only escorts in South America(I wish that was true ).

How do you measure wich is a good escort or not ? By the size of his dick ? By the amount of steroids he takes ? By his ass ? Age ? Fame ?

 

Did IamI or TomCal have sex with me to conclude I'm good or not ?

Some times you can have a good or bad surprise in bed. You never know.

I have lots of "repeat" clients that hire me again and again, even knowing about the sauna boys.

You can't impose people with whom they have to fuck.

How many times I have to repeat that each one has a different taste and you have to RESPECT the ones who are not your type ?

[+ Lucky]

"How many times I have to repeat..."

I don't think you have to repeat at all. Your reputation speaks for you and you have many fans also speaking for you. Sit back and relax!

[IamI2002]

OK, Ernani, give me a freebie 20 minute sampler "all the way" and I'll see if I change my mind. Will be in Rio first week in Sept.

 

Porra!! I like it you're such an emotional macho, just like Bruno.

 

[IamI2002]

Actually, I like what one of the girls suggested (I think it was trisexual) to have a fuckoff with you, Bruno and the rest of us. WOW! I'll take pictures and you take your Viagra that day, Ernie.

 

IamI Don Quijote ... the Man of La mancha ...

 

[Guest Rough2FF]

trisexual?! *ROTFL*

[Guest Rough2FF]

Sorry Ernani, I think it was my fault to awake that thread from the dead again, but now let it R.I.P.! ;-)

[Guest Ernani]

Going to America

 

I don't think we will meet in Rio. I will be in America the whole month of September. Will be flying in 8 days to San Francisco.

I really need vacations after reading this fucking thread.

Where are the mediators right now ? They should delete it and we wouldn't waste our time arguing about this stupid subject anymore.

Um beijo no cu.

Hope I meet you up there, Tri !

[trilingual]

RE: Going to America

 

Yeah, Ernani, I'll be here in September. Save a little time for some social life! ;-) Maybe we can have another little cocktail party, like during your last visit. Call or e-mail me with the details!

[IamI2002]

RE: Going to America

 

Tri, aren't you going to invite me?

 

[+ Axiom2001]

RE: Going to America

 

We who were unable to see Ernani on his last vist head his list of "must do's"! After he satisfies all of our desires, he can party hearty!!:9

[trilingual]

RE: Going to America

 

>Tri, aren't you going to invite me?

>

>

 

Frankly, honey, after you alleged that I "speak with forked tongue," I wouldn't invite you to the town dump. Who needs to socialize with abusive people?

[IamI2002]

RE: Going to America

 

Sob :'( Achoo !! Snort !!! Sob :'( You really know how to hurt a fella.

 

Not even if I promise to let you squeeze my delicious tight little bubble butt and ride my pole a couple of times ? Huh ??

 

It appears we're not fully 75 watts.

[trilingual]

RE: Going to America

 

Gosh, 75 watts? I think you're overestimating your own brilliance. I'd say you're more like one of those night light bulbs: 4 watts. }>

[Guest ortrud45]

RE: Going to America

 

IamI2002:

 

You started this thread by stating that you think Bruno is the upcomming star and Ernani had had his days.

 

Now you ask TRI if he would eventually invite you to the cocktail-

party where Ernani is attending .... a strange change of heart!:7 or

did I miss something here?

[IamI2002]

RE: Going to America

 

You got me. I'll fess up. I wondered how long I would be able to get away with it. I guess I underestimated youse's "brilliance."

 

I did all this to get your attention, after months of being ignored by you and feeling ostracized, despised, mesmerized and otorhynolaryngized. Now that you have acknowledged me and have given me some hope of a tete-a-tete between us, the gig is up.

 

Let's do it!

[Guest Tomcal_]

RE: Going to America

 

This thread went way too long, but i do have something to add. First, I apologize to Ernani, When i made that comment(sounding like a bitchy queen, which i hope I am not!)after reflecting back, let me state, Ernani is a handsome man, but i realize I was commenting from my perspective and I like the 20 - 30 yr. age group. He is a handsome man, and after reading his posts, a gentleman!! So, I apologize, Now let's close this thread!!