Longest Hard Meat You've Ever Measured or Seen Measured

[Guest Jawnny]

For me, 13 inches on a 17 year old dishwasher at a restaurant I managed. He and the head waitress had been arguing over something and

she called him a young punk to which he replied "Young or not I'm more of a man than your husband" and he grabbed his crotch. He claimed beside having 2 feet at the end of his legs he had a "foot"

between them. To keep the story short they made a wager of his next

paycheck against her tips for the night. They agreed to settle after

the place closed. Since I had a 12" ruler in my desk in the office we went there. I got out the ruler, Dean dropped his pants and boxers and I thought Donna's eyes would pop out! I'm guessing he was hanging about 5 or 6 already. I'd say in less than 30 seconds of stroking himself he had it fully hard. He took the ruler, pushed one end into

his pubes and held the ruler along the shaft (which I might add was as

straight as the ruler). There was a good inch of head protruding past the ruler end!! $46 for a couple minutes work wasn't bad. (NO, I never

tried anything else with Dean).

 

Can anyone else do better?

[Guest ryan2552]

You, an adult, watched a 17 year old minor who worked for you stroke himself to erection then you measured his dick? I find this a bit disturbing.

[Rick Munroe]

Where is Dean now?? :9

[OneFinger]

Well, I didn't have a ruler but many years ago my lover and I encountered a very well-hung guy at the Ball Park (bathhouse) in Denver. Semi-hard he appeared to be about 8-9" and thick.

 

Things clicked and we went downstairs into a room that had the cab of a semi-truck in it. (No, I'm not joking. There was actually the business end of a semi truck in the room for our fantasy pleasure.)

 

The three of us climbed into the sleeper portion of the semi and our "guest" rose to the occasion. I'm positive he was at least 12" and I suspect closer to 13-14". I'm pretty sure my estimate was accurate because my lover had a solid 9" and this guy made him look tiny.

 

Anyway, it was way too big for any of my holes. But he rolled over and spread his legs so I could fuck him. I swear his cock grew even longer as I pounded away.

 

My lover somehow managed to take part of the guy's cock in his mouth. In short order we were all satisfied and spent.

 

This guy was so long I swear I could throw it over my shoulder and burp it. An experience of a lifetime!! :7

[vabballfan]

I didn't use a ruler other than my "ass"

 

I was strictly a top until I was 28 years old. When I was 23 I had attempted to bottom with a guy that was 7 inches and moderately thick. Even though he claimed he had popped many a guy's cherry, he really was a lously top and after about two minutes of amazing pain I made him stop. I didn't try it again for five years but I was dating a guy that I thought I was in love with, we were both top only and he kept trying to get me to bottom for him. I thought there was no way since I measured him at a true 9 inches by 6 inches. One night I got so turned on from him deep throating me that I got him sitting on the bed and sat down on him, rubbing against his hard on. He said that if I kept it up, he might lose control and fuck me. I told him that I had finally gotten to the point that I wanted to try bottoming for him. After lots of fingers, lube and slow going he got all 9 inches into me with no pain. After he got all the way in he just stayed there and I could feel his hard on throbbing. He then told me to let him know when he could start moving in and out. After a couple of minutes of relaxing, I started squeezing his cock with my ass muscles. He whispered into my ear "hang on" and he started going in and out and built up speed. Finally he flipped me on my back and started super long piston strokes. After about 10 minutes I shot harder than I ever had before. After that, I was his bottom boy. After about the fourth or fifth time I bottomed for him, he could get inside in me in about 60 seconds. At that point, I became a size queen.

 

He moved away and the next time I really enjoyed getting fucked as much as the first guy was with a couple that used to make me their "third". One of them was 8 inches by 6 inches and more top than bottom and the other was at least 12 inches long and 7 inches around and more bottom than top. For some reason, everytime I did a three way with them "mister 12" topped me like crazy. I finally stopped doing three ways with them because the smaller hung versatile top started getting pissed when his boyfriend was always ready to top me but not him. Of course, I topped both of them every time!

 

One other guy that I met on vacation one year was even bigger. He was Brazilian and was a big old bottom - but he had to be 14 inches long and thick. He finally got rock hard when I was fucking him (he loved to bottom) and I told him I had to measure it. It was longer than the 12 inch ruler by at least 2 inches and it's the only cock I was not able to get all the way up my ass. The last inch just wouldn't go in. But he was happy because no one had ever taken as much as I did.

[Guest ncm2169]

Who appointed you the arbitor of sexual activity to which you were not a party and only know of by hearsay? Back off, dude, take a deep breath and let go of some of that "full of yourself" ego you seem to exhibit here all too often.

 

Just a suggestion. :*

[Guest ryan2552]

>Who appointed you the arbitor of sexual activity to which you

>were not a party and only know of by hearsay? Back off, dude,

>take a deep breath and let go of some of that "full of

>yourself" ego you seem to exhibit here all too often.

>

>Just a suggestion. :*

 

Listen you tiny thug your continued attacks on me only show you're not who you want others to believe you are. Actually, you're a bitter, old man who according to some posts here lives with a roomie (sic), promotes escorts for his own gain and has little buddies hanging around all the time.

 

I'll comment as I see fit and in this case I commented on the specific words of the original author. I didn't need to be there to see him involve himself with a minor, he told us what he did you greaser.

[lookin4hotties]

I wish I would have measured the two biggest I ever had.

 

I had 2 within a year of each other that were both around 11-12"

Both were longer than the tip of my hand all the way down a few

inches past my wrist. Both were similar and were bent just

slightly downward. They were about as endowed as Barrett

Long, only one was cut and the other was semi-cut and

like I said both bent downward a bit.

 

I only gave oral to both. The semi-cut one was slightly bigger.

When I went home and ate breakfast the next morning my jaw

was clicking. They were amazing to look at but were difficult to

have to handle. Anyone who has had someone this large

(if they can get hard) knows that if they want anything other

than a handjob, everything else is a BIG responsibility.

If I would have tried to take either one thru the ol'

backdoor, there would have been problems. Oral was

difficult enough because they kept hitting my back

molars, even though my wisdom teeth are removed.

 

I really think I prefer a good 9 x 6 over someone

a lot larger based on both experiences.

 

Lookin4hotties

[Guest Jawnny]

Before you make absolutely stupid comments again about what I originally described, READ WHAT I WROTE! THE KID MEASURED HIS OWN MEAT!!!

 

Jawnny

[Guest Jawnny]

You're the disturbed one!!! The kid measured his own dick just like I said.

Jawnny

[vabballfan]

Why don't both of you just calm down and stop waging a verbal battle on this thread.

 

Damn, keep to topic and stop taking the "moral high ground".

 

ryan2522 - you are frequenting a site that deals with male escorts. I don't think you should pass moral judgement on anyone other than yourself. Why should it disturb you anyway? If it was in a state where the age of consent is 16 or 17 why do you give a fuck anyway?

[Guest ryan2552]

>You're the disturbed one!!! The kid measured his own dick

>just like I said.

>Jawnny

 

My apology I did misread that part. I guess I was so focused on an adult manager of a underage employee being involved and WATCHING this minor do that it was overlooked.

 

I still find what you did disturbing and I might add disgusting as well.

[vabballfan]

As I said in my earlier post, who are you to pass judgement on others?

 

You are frequenting a website dealing with gay male escorts. Many would find that disturbing also. Pass judgement on yourself, not on others that you wouldn't know if they walked up to on the street and were face to face with you.

 

The people that come on this site and pass judgement on others and preach at others and project an attitude of superiority make me sick. I would be highly surprised if someone that reads and posts to this board (other then the working boys themselves) doesn't hire escorts. ryan2552 - if you don't hire escorts, have never hired escorts and aren't an escort: why are you on the message board? If you are an escort, have hired or currently hire escorts, look in the mirror before you start talking about others.

 

Let us all be realistic - the average, mainstream American would look at any of us with disgust since we either hire men to have sex with or if we were one of those men selling sex. Let's not attempt to take a moral high ground with each other.

[Guest ryan2552]

>As I said in my earlier post, who are you to pass judgement

>on others?

>

 

And as I have said that I will not allow you and a few of NCMs friends to shame me from posting my thoughts. Personally I feel what the original poster did was completely illegal and immoral if you want the harsh truth.

 

The boy was a minor who worked for him. As a manager to show such poor judgment as to be involved in such a stunt is possibly criminal at least and dischargeable for certain.

 

As with my thread on NCM's thuggish email and posts I feel my point on this thread is well known. I will not allow you or others to drag me into a line by line veto of what I wrote. Therefore, no need for me to comment further at this point.

 

btw; its not for me to pass judgment, I never said it was, God will pass judgment - I'm only contributing my comments/concerns.

[Guest zipperzone]

>>You're the disturbed one!!! The kid measured his own

>dick

>>just like I said.

>>Jawnny

>

>My apology I did misread that part. I guess I was so focused

>on an adult manager of a underage employee being involved and

>WATCHING this minor do that it was overlooked.

>

>I still find what you did disturbing and I might add

>disgusting as well.

 

Personally I don't find it "disgusting". Stupid is a better word. He left himself wide open for a sexual harrasment suit and could certainly have been fired. To each his own.......

[Guest ryan2552]

>

>Personally I don't find it "disgusting". Stupid is a

>better word. He left himself wide open for a sexual harrasment

>suit and could certainly have been fired. To each his

>own.......

>

You're correct stupid is most definitely a better adjective

[vabballfan]

>The boy was a minor who worked for him. As a manager to show

>such poor judgment as to be involved in such a stunt is

>possibly criminal at least and dischargeable for certain.

 

As I said before, depends on what state this was in. For the purposes of sex, the age of consent is less than 18 in a number of states.

 

>As with my thread on NCM's thuggish email and posts I feel my

>point on this thread is well known. I will not allow you or

>others to drag me into a line by line veto of what I wrote.

 

You are missing the point - the comments are so off topic it's absurd.

[whipped guy]

I just got around to reading this thread… since I don’t carry a ruler in my hip pocket I really did not think I would be able to relate…Plus, size is not important to me… I am actually more concerned with the sizes and effects of the various sizes of floggers… and even then larger is not always better. In addition, I’m one of the ones that always used to check “didn’t measure it” on the old review form. Furthermore, without my glasses I have a difficult time relating to exact measurements. So not a personal ruler story… but a restaurant/waitress story since that is what got this thread started in the first place.

 

I was talking to a waitress acquaintance a number of years ago… a waitress who has been around the block… and has seen it all. She has worked in every type of enterprise from a the roach infested to five star establishments. At one point she was working in a rather trendy gourmet-type pizza restaurant that was owned and managed by a gay guy. She was the only female waitress. The rest of the workers were guys… gay guys for whom the owner provided rooms to live above the restaurant as part of their pay. One night just after closing when the others thought she had left the owner ordered all the waiters to assemble in the kitchen and then overheard him say, “Who has it better than you guys? I give you a place to live. I pay you decent wages. You get great tips from all the yuppies that frequent this place. I want each of you to get on your knees and suck my cock!” At that point she slightly pushed the kitchen door ajar and discreetly took a peak and saw the largest tool she ever… Well, I remember her saying that she wished she had a yardstick… but since she didn’t she then tiptoed inconspicuously out a side door…