All this in one hour?

[Guest DickHo]

From an ad in men4rentnow--this is the entire ad:

 

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature.

Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's him."

[ariadne1880]

Sounds like a real nutjob. My advice would be ... stay away. He was probably high when he wrote that.

[CT Dick]

>From an ad in men4rentnow--this is the entire ad:

>

>A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature.

>Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

 

That's called BS

 

>Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

 

That's called masochism

 

>Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

 

That's called insomnia

 

>Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.

 

Thats called myopia

 

>Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your

>sweats.

 

That's called bad fashion sense

 

>Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

 

That's called possessiveness

 

>Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares

>about you and how lucky he is to have you.

 

That's called a nag

 

>Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's him."

 

That's called a liar

 

Dick

[curtis20009]

Dick ho:

 

It looks like your name says it all!

 

Why do you sound so negative about escorts?

 

Do you hate yourself because you have to pay guys?

 

This guy is trying to sound romantic, wether he's lying or has some issues is unimportant. Only a fool would believe that's real. He's trying to get some regular clients, possibly a sugar daddy kind of relationship.

 

other guys advertise as "agressive top". Maybe they are your kind, and I'm sure you are nice with them til you leave their place.

 

There uses to be a guy advertising as your boyfriend tonight in DC, a very cute russian guy. Boyfriend was just a metaphore.

 

I wonder if you wrote something criticizing him too?

[+ Charlie]

Huh? All Dick Ho did was quote the ad, without making any comment on it.

[curtis20009]

Dick Ho did make some coments in between the lines of this guy's ad. Just read it.

I'm sure DH has given this guy some unexpected publicity too.

At least we know that this escort likes to read Lord Byron.

[+ Charlie]

Maybe you should read it carefully: I think you are responding to CT Dick's post, not Dick Ho's.

[Guest DickHo]

WOW, you read a lot into me saying "all this in one hour".

 

The only reason I posted this is because I thought it was funny and I offered no critique--positive or negative.

 

To the person that said I gave this escort free publicity, all I listed was the website (men4rentnow), I did not list the screen name or the city. I made sure not to, because I wasn't criticizing anyone, I was pointing out something that was funny.

 

And yes, my screen name says it all: I'm mad about dick. I baffled by how you can construe that as negative towards escorts or me not liking myself.

 

In conclusion:

--I love escorts

--I love big dicks

--I have a sense of humor

 

DickHo

[Guest Wetnwildbear]

And... DickHo is a highly respected Poster who is connisieur of cock

 

and the fabulous men to whom they are attached!

[curtis20009]

He might be as "respected" as a person could be on a forum like this one... but he is just too negative. He shouldn't be trashing escorts as a hobby. What about collecting stamps?

[+ Charlie]

How has he "trashed" this escort? You don't seem able to understand, or admit, that you responded to the wrong person's post. Instead, you seem determined to criticize Dick Ho regardless of your mistake.