Masculine Traveling Escorts

[Guest danwallace]

He Guys, I really need your help again. Just had a not so good weekend with an escort. First of all, let me say I am a very masculine 49yr old male who is 6'2" 230lbs and considered GL. Not all buff, but certainly not fat or obese. Very easy going nice guy who is closeted and occasionally likes to get together with an escort.

My life is very structured and predictable, so I decided to do something spontaneous. Hire an out of town escort for a weekend. I called him, told him all about me and how very important it was that he not be feminine or swishy in ANY way. He sounded a little bit feminine, but assured me he was very masculine. He got great reviews on this site and all said he was a masculine type. (It now makes me wonder what the reviewers call masuculine). Anyway, I pick him up at the airport and BAM. Yes, he was nice looking, but very slight and definitely very feminine. I am sure had he not had coins in his pockets, he would have flown away. Total turn off for me.

 

Please help me out here. Looking to try this one more time. Looking for a very masculine type. They don't have to be a big bald hairy guy to fit the bill. I want the guy next door, who like me, doesn't set off tinker bells the minute he opens his mouth. I don't like the swishy swagger or the overt hand gestures when making a point. I live in Chicago, but want to hire from out of state for a weekend. A little bit on my type. Think Mario Lopez, The guy from Transporter, That guy Christian from Dancing with the stars, Alex Rodriguez the baseball player, Howie Long, Tom Brady and Tony Romo.

 

These are the types that turn me on. I know it's asking a lot, but if he liked taking in a ballgame and loved to kiss, he would be ideal.

 

Any help or suggestions would be greatly appreciated. I am starting to give up hope. If there is no such animal out there, let me know that too. Really looking for a straight guy who magically decided to turn gay.

 

Thank you,

 

Dan

[coasternut]

Jason Banks, M4RN, Los Angeles comes close to your description. Clarify kissing with him, as he kisses, but more on the dry side. Great guy, lots of fun and very sports minded.

Of course Benjamin Nicholas, San Antonio, would be perfect, but very busy!

[Guest danwallace]

Thanks for the suggestion on Jason. Just checked his review and saw his picture. Sorry, he does not look like the type that I am attracted to. I appreciate the response though, at least it is somewhere to start.

[KMEM]

BN is the guy next door that you describe. Not only that but he is from Chicago and knows it very well.

 

Attractive young man who looks and acts like your straight next door neighbor. He also knows and loves MLB.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

 

PS- As mentioned in this thread, he is VERY busy.

[Guest danwallace]

Thank for the suggestion of Benjamin Nichols. I was traveling to Austin Texas 2 years ago and consulted this site about who to hire. Overwhelmingly everyone said BN. I cantacted him 2 weeks to my arrival and set up a 3 hour time. When I got to Austin, I called him again and he said everything was all set and he would contact me the next day to again confirm. He called, but said he had to cancel because of a "medical condition that arose" 12 hours before, there was no condition. I got the feeling he had a more lucrative offer and just plain canceled. I wouldn't hire him now because of the bad experience he showed me then. Thanks anyway, I appreciate the effort you guys are making for me.

[JT Brooklyn]

Hey Dan..Well maybe a few Years ago you might have gotten an Overwhelmingly YES with a couple of the Frequently mentioned Working Guys around here. But times do definitely change and some Stars No Longer shine as brightly! NO NAMES of course! HaHa

 

I'm sure you will find the "Real Deal Masculine Type" your looking for with a little more searching!

 

Of course the New York Market has many, ALTHOUGH Flying them to you is becoming More & More of an Expense! ;-)

[Rick Munroe]

>Really looking for a straight

>guy who magically decided to turn gay.

 

Straight guys can be (and often are) fem, so what you are looking for is a masculine gay guy. I don't know why people find that so hard to say.

[Guest danwallace]

I thought I did say that, over and over again. The "straight guy who magically turns gay" was more of a reference than a preference.

[buckguy]

I could think of a number of possibilities until you got to the "magically tuned gay" part, because it becomes unclear where the fantasy element of the escorts masculinity would end for you.

 

I can think of femme guys who can rehab a house and I can think of plenty of gay guys who are missing a few gay genes in one area or another (e.g., no fashion sense). Conversely, I can think of one escort who is a body builder, has a blue collar day job, and is conventionally very masculine in demeanor, but also quite sensitive and a lover of Madonna and musicals. The sensitive and show tune parts made him all the more attractive to me because it made him more of a three-dimensional person, and I don't really care for show tunes or Madonna.

[Rick Munroe]

>I thought I did say that, over and over again.

 

You did, but that last line was like fingernails on a blackboard to me. Everywhere we go, Derek and I see really fem straight guys, and we ask each other, "Is that the kind of guy they're looking for when they say 'straight-acting'? With the Lyndsey Lohan sunglasses, diamond earrings, excessively styled hair, shaved legs and limp wrists?" :o

[Rick Munroe]

Excellent post, buckguy. You expressed more eloquently what I'm always trying to say.

[mondo321]

Try Tony Pitt out of Florida. There is a listing on MSS. I think his email is miamimodel999@yahoo.com.

[Guest danwallace]

Yes, well stated. I was more trying to make a point than a preference with that statement. I guess I am looking for someone like myself who doesn't set off Gaydar detector's no matter where he goes. Rick, the person you describe in your post might be straight, but someone I would not be interested in meeting. So, to clarify my statement so others might be able to help, I am looking for a very straight acting gentleman who just so happens to be gay. Someone in their 30's who doesn't snap when making a point, swish while walking or sound like Mike Tyson when talking.

I don't like opera or musicals either and it wouldn't matter to me if the person I am seeking does or does not. I've led a straight life for 49 years and while I have always been attracted to guys, no one would know or suspect. Please no posts about being ashamed of being gay or hiding behind a straight curtain. It is what it is and I am comfortable keeping it that way. There may come a time when I feel differently, but for now, I want to remain closeted.

 

Thanks againg for all your help regarding this matter. I am sure I will find what I am looking for with your help

[Rick Munroe]

>So, to clarify my statement so others might be

>able to help, I am looking for a very straight acting

>gentleman who just so happens to be gay.

 

LOL You're still making the same point that straight=butch and gay=fem. I'm sure nobody was confused by your original statement; it's just not a good thing to say. "Straight-acting" is as offensive as saying that an articulate black man is "white acting." Why not just stick to adjectives that describe behavioral traits without stereotyping? "Masculine" is direct, concise and uses up less characters than "straight acting," anyway.

 

>Someone in their

>30's who doesn't snap when making a point, swish while walking

>or sound like Mike Tyson when talking.

 

You just proved my point. Mike Tyson is heterosexual.

[Guest danwallace]

Rick, thanks for your responses, but I don't think you are getting the point, even though you say you are. I don't care if they are straight or gay, if someone talks like Mike Tyson, I would not be attracted to him. If someone swished when they walked, be they straight or gay, I would not be interested in them NO MATTER WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE.

 

Looking for a person who does not talk like Mike Tyson or walk like a runway model. Someone who is handsome rather than pretty. Someone who is masculine rather than feminine. If this person is gay or bisexual, then fine, hopefully we can get together. If they are any of the things that are a turn off to me, I would not be interested in getting together with them. These are my preferences.

[+ purplekow]

>Try Tony Pitt out of Florida. There is a listing on MSS. I

>think his email is miamimodel999@yahoo.com.

 

While Tony is certainly masculine in the MMA fighter kind of way and he has a terrific physique, I do not believe that he does much else but muscle worship and strength. He does not kiss or give oral as far as I know though he does allow you to service him.

I believe it to be3 that he does not do anal at all. Too bad cause he has a great ass.

[Rick Munroe]

>I don't care

>if they are straight or gay, if someone talks like Mike Tyson,

>I would not be attracted to him. If someone swished when they

>walked, be they straight or gay, I would not be interested in

>them NO MATTER WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE.

 

OK, you're finally getting my point. Masculine and feminine are behavioral traits that have nothing to do with sexual orientation. So, let's just stick to those words, and not the pejorative "straight-acting."

 

This has been a Public Service Announcement, sponsored by the Rick Munroe Foundation for Gender Liberation.

[Rick Munroe]

>I believe it to be3 that he does not do anal at all. Too bad

>cause he has a great ass.

 

Will he let you eat it? :9

[+ purplekow]

>>I don't care

>>if they are straight or gay, if someone talks like Mike

>Tyson,

>>I would not be attracted to him. If someone swished when

>they

>>walked, be they straight or gay, I would not be interested

>in

>>them NO MATTER WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE.

>

>OK, you're finally getting my point. Masculine and feminine

>are behavioral traits that have nothing to do with sexual

>orientation. So, let's just stick to those words, and not the

>pejorative "straight-acting."

>

>This has been a Public Service Announcement, sponsored by the

>Rick Munroe Foundation for Gender Liberation.

 

Why not the simple: "Gay guy who if you lined up 100 people and asked them to observe him 90% would say he was straight and the other 10% would say he was gay because they were hoping to date him." Otherwise known as GGWIYLUHPAATTOHWSATOTWSHWGBTWHTDH.

W

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

[Guest danwallace]

This is really going to sound naivve of me, but if you don't ask a question, you will never learn the answer.

 

What is MMS and what is MMA Figher type. Not sure what those acronyms stand for, if acronym is the correct word.

[KMEM]

Who is Benjamin Nichols? Isn't he some guy from CA?

 

I am sure you are referring to Benjamin Nicholas from San Antonio who, as you said, did notify you in advance with a medical condition. No one likes to have only 12 hours notice for an appointment set up well in advance but things do happen. Have you never cancelled an appointment for reasons beyond your control?

 

What do you want, a note from the doctor?

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[MiamiLooker]

>Thank for the suggestion of Benjamin Nichols. I was

>traveling to Austin Texas 2 years ago and consulted this site

>about who to hire. Overwhelmingly everyone said BN. I

>cantacted him 2 weeks to my arrival and set up a 3 hour time.

>When I got to Austin, I called him again and he said

>everything was all set and he would contact me the next day to

>again confirm. He called, but said he had to cancel because

>of a "medical condition that arose" 12 hours

>before, there was no condition. I got the feeling he had a

>more lucrative offer and just plain canceled. I wouldn't hire

>him now because of the bad experience he showed me then.

>Thanks anyway, I appreciate the effort you guys are making for

>me.

 

Perhaps it was Dave Barry that was ill.

[Guest danwallace]

Not sure who Dave Barry is, all I can tell you is what happened. Benjamin called me 12 hour prior to our meeting and then he sent me an e-mail 4 hours before the 7pm scheduled meeting time. He said he had a medical condition that forced him to cancel. I questioned how 12 hours before no such condition existed. To cancel by an e-mail 4 hours before a scheduled meeting made me question the validity of his so called medical condition

[KMEM]

By way of repetition, have you never cancelled an appointment for reasons beyond your control? Or, is your main point that you don't believe this condition was beyond control?

 

I happend to know there was a cyst in a very sensitive area, an area that I actually put my finger on shortly after his recovery. Your appointment wasn't the only one that got cancelled and BN lost the revenue from each and every one of them.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[Guest danwallace]

KMEM:

 

It is now crystal clear that you are the one that contacted Benjamin and told him he was a subject of this post. It is also clear he is using you to do his dirty work. You only know what Benjamine told you, so please don't comment on thigs you don't have credible information on. If Benjamin has something to say about this, let him respond instead of him using you as his obedient puppet.

This whole post had nothing to do with BN. I relayed the information I had on him as truthfully as I knew how. This is the last I will post about your boy BN. If you don't have something constructive to say about my original post, please say nothing at all.