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[+ purplekow]

>See, it's not my writing skills

. Who am I ? Chaucer? I was

>

Just pointing out you are responding to a post that was actually directed at a different poster. Linearly it follows, but in the tree format it is off on another branch, though that post was a response to your post.

[whipped guy]

Re: (the) post... was actually directed at a different poster

 

For the record it was my writing skills that were questioned. I opted to ignore the silly and uncalled for remark ... and when I read Okie’s “Chaucer response” decided to make somewhat of a joke about it. :+

[Okliehomo]

Not to go all Partridge Family on you, Whip, but I think I love you. Thanks so much for the extremely kind words. Right back at you.

 

As for the Father thing, though, that's a little religious for me.... unless, of course, if it involves altar boys (of age, of course!!!) ... I much prefer sleazy older brother or weird uncle with poodles..... or probably more to the point, slutty Aunt Babs (not to be confused with Bloody Babs of "I Want to Live" fame... sorry, Rick, wrong Hayward movie...)

 

And the book would have to be called "Oklahoma Tails" or "Tails in OKC" because after all, that is the central theme of my adventures. You know, when I was sick and off work, I did seriously think about writing it all down. I do have a list of all the guys that I have met in the last 6 years. A lot of tails, indeed.

 

Why don't you just come to OKC and have a few beers with me? Now, you don't have to kiss me because as I just found out beer breath can be a turn off to some.. and you can tell me all about Reece.,,,ah, Reece... The one that got away..... and I'll show you my list and maybe a dvd or two.

 

Okie

[whipped guy]

Re: And the book would have to be called "Oklahoma Tails... A lot of tails, indeed"

 

Touché!!! ...and I'm sure it would be a much better read than ol' Chaucer!!!!!

[whipped guy]

Okie… As an addendum just an amusing “Reece Tail” I thought you (and a few others) might enjoy. Toward the conclusion of one session where he had worked me over quite nicely I found myself on my knees with his gorgeous butt in my face. Now even though I am not into ‘tail end activities’ I always marveled at how well preserved his double melon butt really was. Consequently I asked him how he maintained it in such pristine condition. I expected the usual answer, “Squats, and plenty of them.” However, the reply was, “Well, I use a trick I learned from a from a former beauty pageant contestant… you flex each cheek when you walk… a flex with every step alternating your right and left cheeks.” Well living in NYC he certainly did a lot of walking and I think it probably became something he did often and most likely subconsciously as well… not to mention his apartment was a fifth floor walk-up… So "a flex with every step" would have certainly done the job indeed!!!

[best hotel]

guys....i would love to be able to listen to your experiences...and i love beer breath...

[MiamiLooker]

Does he charge an additional fee to read his emails?

 

ML

[raulgmanzo]

Oklie, in your first post you said he changed the departure plans from 3pm to 10am. That sounds like the appointment was 5 hours shorter than agreed upon. And he didn't kiss even though you told him you are into kissing.

 

If that straight guy is so fantastic looking then let him be a model but perhaps he shouldn't be an escort catering to gay men.

 

Maybe I'm a little sensitive about this. Last week I worked as a stripper and dancer in a show at gay club and found out that the straight guy was getting paid more money. He didn't interact with the audience, let everyone know he was straight and told me in the dressing room that he hates dancing and only does it for the money. Well the rest of us weren't making much money but hey we're so queer we'd probably do it for free.

 

Raul

[seattlebottom]

I once wrote a query to a guy who advertised as straight but open to gay sex. He wrote back that he needed to have straight porn playing on the tv, that his price was $200 for a bj and $300 for penetration. Well, I wrote him back and told him that he might have better luck catering to women and wished him luck in his business. A few days later he wrote me an e-mail asking me when I would like to set up an appointment. Needless to say my fantasies about being with a straight guy will forever remain strictly a fantasy.