March 19 review of Lars

[Lankypeters]

Whoops! Sorry, dears. I fired a blank.

 

Here goes:

 

The reviewer's displeasure with Lars mirrors my displeasure with Lars. Lars kept taking calls during our session, negotiating appointments. "You vant to vatch me cherk uff? Yes, zat is possible." And before I left, Lars stood between me and the door counting out the twenties.

 

What is more, he shouted angrily at me three times during the session. The first time was when I lightly rested the soles of my feet against his chaps. "Take your feet off my legs!" Another time, I gently moved his head from one nipple to another, a gesture that's become commonplace when I have sex. "Don't move my head! Tell me what to do!" And the third time was just as I cumming and I was about to shout. He clamped his hand over my mouth and said, "Don't shout in my apartment! I bet you came over here because you don't want to shout in your apartment!"

 

Not quite so. I think my neighbors have dialed 911 during some of my trysts. I also think Mr. Lars was annoyed I hadn't booked an appointment at my place and he could have copped a higher fee.

 

This man's diet has some bitters in it. I won't see him again.

 

 

 

 

"I'd say that's a bit of an extreme reaction, now wouldn't you?" -- N.F. Bates

 

 

Lankypeters

[Philly Guy]

Thank you Lanky. This is the kind of information I find useful. Based on it, I would never hire this jerk. Guys like this need to get another day job and get out of the business.

[+ glutes]

There have been other negative comments about Lars Svenson. Use the 'search' function, he is notorious...

[Lankypeters]

Interesting that when I saw him, he said escorts had to keep moving from place to place because after they lived in one place for a while, business tapered off. I wonder why. I'm sure some of the long running hitters here in NYC and elsewhere will disagree, even if they do travel a lot.

 

 

(Nota bene: I wrote Escorts, not 'scorts).

[+ Charlie]

I have never met Lars Svenson, but was told a funny story about him by a friend of mine who doesn't hire and didn't know that Lars was an escort, until I informed him after I heard his story. My friend speaks fluent German and doesn't have much opportunity to do so here in the desert. A casual acquaintance gave Lars an introduction to my friend when Lars was coming here. Lars freeloaded at my friend's house, and he said Lars was one of the strangest and most obnoxious young men he had ever met. My friend doesn't drink, but Lars insisted on being taken to a bar; he disappeared immediately into the crowd, then returned after a few minutes and said he was leaving with two guys he had picked up, and my friend never saw him again.

[Lewis H]

This is all good to know. He's in my neighborhood a lot and now no longer need to wonder what it might be like for me if I ever hired him, as that will no longer happen.

[best hotel]

...lars was a terrific escort for me ...passionate, talented top...hard as a rock....until he started working with that jason guy who is his partner...or at least they travel togetther...i saw them as a duo and it seemed as if he changed...i miss the old sweet lars...and he seemed burned out when with jason...jason does travel about...which may be where lars learned the stuff he said about the need for escorts to keep changing locations...i have seen several escorts foe years and they just keep getting better as we grow to be familiar with each other sexuality....i hope to see lars again someday without jason to see if some of the old spark can be rekindled

[Philly Guy]

My friend doesn't drink, but Lars

>insisted on being taken to a bar; he disappeared immediately

>into the crowd, then returned after a few minutes and said he

>was leaving with two guys he had picked up, and my friend

>never saw him again.

 

Did he just leave his stuff at your friend's house and move in with the two guys?

[arthur]

I had an appointment scheduled with Lars at his place I think about two years or so ago. It was a very cold Sunday night and I believe the appointment, which he had confirmed by email the previous day, was for 8:30PM. I stood shivering outside his apartment and finally gave up at 9PM. The next morning I sent him an email to find out what had happened and he responded apologetically saying that he had forgotten the appointment. He offered to do an out call at my apartment at a somewhat lower rate than his usual rate for an in call. So I took him up on his offer and we finally had our postponed get together. The experience was OK but nothing extraordinary. So I personally would not be inclined to see Lars again. There are so many escorts out there (especially in New York City) who are a lot of fun to be with and who handle their relationships with clients both professionally and with consideration, that I don't feel it's necessary to accept anything less.

ag

[uwsman2]

I also had a rather mediocre time with Lars during one of his earlier NYC visits. Unlike many of the escorts I've met over the past three decades, he didn't look as good as his pictures, and although he seemed friendly enough, never really got hard (usually not a problem I've had with an escort who advertised as a top) and seemed somewhat disengaged.

[+ Charlie]

He traveled light, with just a backpack, which he took with him everywhere.

[JT Brooklyn]

Well as far as my Times Hanging out with the Tall German..We did hangout on a few occasions. I did always have Fun both In and Out of the Bedroom!

 

Germans can come off as very cold, being half German Myself and brought up in that "environment". But he does have a Great Sense of Humor also! LOL

 

As far as his Photo's go, he is just as Goodlooking in Person. I'm sure there are many who met him thru Rentboy who had the same experience. IMHO of course.

[TruYun]

I feel obliged to say a good word about Lars. I saw him during an earlier visit. He was more beautiful than in his Rentboy photos. In bed he was high-performing. He was a bit brusque, no more than expected in a German. He would have acted the boss if I had permitted. I had a good time. It is a pity that he is so changed for the worse.

[best hotel]

...i hope these recent bad reviews don't indicate that lars is not okay....he really is a sweet soul...adorably cute...and, before his partnership with jason, an excellent escort