metaphors to the left of me, similes to the right of me....

[doctordoctor]

today's (Aug 14) review of Seth is pretty cool....

 

 

his body is a temple....

 

his dick stays rock hard...

 

warm, summer shower....

 

nasty-as-you-want dynamo....

 

fat twin-barreled gun....

 

 

and my favorite...

 

Costco-sized cock

[Guest zipperzone]

>Costco-sized cock

 

Hmmmmmm My local Costco doesn't stock that article - I must speak to the manager. Where do you think they would have it? In the meat department?

[+ Axiom2001]

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>today's (Aug 14) review of Seth is pretty cool....

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>his body is a temple....

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>his dick stays rock hard...

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>warm, summer shower....

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>nasty-as-you-want dynamo....

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>fat twin-barreled gun....

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>and my favorite...

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>Costco-sized cock

 

 

 

I liked the review itself and the title of the thread, but NO similes prevail in the review.

[curious2000]

Yes, I agree...this review was great, short and sweet and very original...makes me want to hire him. If I lived in SF, I would after reading this. That's what is so great about this site and has been since it was created. A useful "tool" to find the best "tools" and the hot men that are attached to them :9