In your opinion, What Makes A Good Escort?

[Jason Renyolds]

RE: Dildo for brains?

 

On that note!

 

I believe that reading a properly written paragraph or sentence, is rather easy. However, being able to read and understand what someone is saying when written poorly, is somewhat more of a challenge and allows you not only realize how much you know about grammar but excersize your mind enough to notice the mistakes, whether they are a "run on sentence", misspelled words- incorrectly used puncuation! etc...

 

Maybe it is just my young age, but even chatting online in a chat room, people of all ages use poor grammar. I don't believe that it shows poor education. Merely shows a laziness to take the time to correctly write what they are saying.

 

In my posting, it was merely a mistake of typing to fast with my big fingers on my small laptop. Combined with not re-reading what I wrote, it is not an image of malnutrition in education.

[+ Lucky]

RE: Dildo for brains?

 

It isn't just your typing that's getting in the way.

[Jason Renyolds]

RE: Dildo for brains?

 

I know!

 

Being in TX places me in the middle of nowhere. Completely out of the loop of being anywhere near anyone.

 

Even in being the largest state, it sure seems to be the smallest.

[+ purplekow]

>Hi, there Purple Kow.

>

>My intent was to be Not overly judgemental. However, if

>everyone was entirely non-judgemental, a huge percentage of

>these postings would not exist, would you not agree?

>

>I certainly am not without sin, nor, I assume, are you.

>Nonetheless your comment was judgemental. But, probably,

>lightly so.

>

>Best regards,

>KMEM

 

 

I was pointing out you spelled judgmental wrong. I thought it was funny that someone wrote that they didn't wish to be judgmental of someone who had made an error in grammar and then spelled judgmental wrong. I was pointing out the error in the first post and since that point was missed, I am being more direct about it this time, as you spelled it the same way. We all make spelling errors, but this one just struck me as amusing and I thought others might share my amusement. (English is a strange language the e stays in making amuse into amusement and yet disappears from judge when going to judgement.) However, I have come to learn that judgement is a variant which is acceptable but either not listed separately or if it is, it is listed only to have one directed back to judgment. So, my amusement has been lessened.

[KMEM]

I guess if I missed it the first time I was bound to miss it the other two or more, but thanks for the spelling lesson, ma'am.

 

Sorry to spoil your amusement. That has happened to me many times when the point is obscure. Your point wasn't that obscure but apparently my mind had gone south for a mini vacation.

 

Nonetheless,

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[Funseeker 22]

RE: What to look for with an escort.

 

Jason.Jason.Jason !

Welcome to the World of He Said/She Said.

From that quiet boy at the last LA Hooville Dinner you`ve now become a major board (or bored in Texas) player. You did become quite active later wearing your ginch gonch undies at Mickey`s but that`s another story.

Anyway, back to your original question.

My basics are quick response, honest pics & stats, agreed fee for time to be spent,sense of humor, good kisser and no sudden agenda surprises. Sounds pretty basic to me but maybe I`m easy ?. ;-) ;-)

[Jason Renyolds]

RE: What to look for with an escort.

 

Funseeker,

 

No. I doubt you are easy, but then again, I wouldn't know fully yet. I only exchanged a few words with you and I believe a few kisses as well. If my memory serves me right.

 

I love being in my underwear if you cannot tell from my pics on my website and again, from that night.

 

I find this site fascinating and entertaining. In hopes to stay out of the line of fire from now on, I will shoose my topics well.

 

Thanks for the response on my original post.

[RockHard]

RE: Dildo for brains? Who cares. Just feed me that ass.

 

"people of all ages use poor grammar. I don't believe that it shows poor education."

 

I wouldn't use this line at your next meeting with a head hunter.

 

Not to worry, Jason. Consider this thread your initiation. Please, by all means, keep spreading those ass cheeks and say whatever the hell you want. Hot sexy man-boys (with fine ass) can get away with murder.

 

"This board shouldn't permit toddlers from joining."

 

Not exactly the best sentence, either. Might have read better had I wrote, "No toddlers permitted on the MC." :-)

[Guest ncm2169]

RE: Dildo for brains? Who cares. Just feed me that ass.

 

< Might have read better had I wrote

 

In the spirit of good grammar, might I suggest, " ... had I written" ? :o

[Guest jeffOH]

RE: I'm Jason ReNYolds, bitch!

 

>...but if you speak honky, trailer-park jibberish This OP can't even spell his own name correctly. Is it Jason Renyolds or jasonreny (on)olds(.com).

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Oh come on Rahk. Couldn't Josan have done that, "because it stands out, and it is different than the traditional spelling. It aids in allowing Jason ReNYolds to be different and unique..."? You know, from all the other hookers named Jason Reynolds. ;-)

 

From reading Josan's posts here, I certainly wouldn't think ReNYolds was an accident which he decided to say was (after some criticism) intentional and meant to be "unique", would you? ;-)

 

Isn't that the 1st rule in establishing yourself as an escort? But, what the hell do I know after 15 years in the biz and my own 10 years and $30,000+ of escort hiring experiences? "...(W)hat may work for (me), may not, probably doesn't, work for everyone else."

 

 

What's OP, btw?

 

JePH

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[Guest ncm2169]

Jason, I hope that the well-intentioned answers provide you some guidance. (The others can go fuck themselves }( ).

 

That said, I'll focus on just one small aspect - a good first impression, which means how the escort presents himself so that I am intrigued enough to follow through with an inquiry about possibly meeting him. That alone can encompass many things - what kind of pics do you use in your listings, what do you say about yourself, what are your rates, etc.? My point is, if you can't attract a potential client with your first impression, nothing else really matters, does it? ;-)

 

Here's one way to turn me off: if your profile says you are "well in doubt," all bets are off. }(

[Jason Renyolds]

RE: I'm Jason ReNYolds, bitch!

 

Thanks Jeff.

 

MAN, those quotes sure do look familiar, ehh? hehehe!

 

Thank you again for your thoughts and opinions.

[Jason Renyolds]

Is it just my young mind?

 

I don't understand what you meant by "well in doubt".

[Guest ncm2169]

LMFAO

 

I saw an escort's profile a while ago who said he was, "well in doubt." Think about it. The spelling-challenged guy obviously meant he was "well endowed." }(

 

Now, it's your turn to say, "DUH." Can you say, "Nine Inches?" }(

[Jason Renyolds]

I could but I would be lying. At least about myself.

 

But if you would like,

 

"DUH, Can you say 9 inches?":9

[Rick Munroe]

>But if you would like,

>

>"DUH, Can you say 9 inches?":9

 

Listen son, there ain't room enough in these here parts for more than one smart ass! (So, I guess I'll just have to be the dumb ass...)

[Guest ncm2169]

Lemme think about this math. Jason ___ + Rick ___ = 9 inches. You two can fill in the blanks. :*

[Jason Renyolds]

Well kids, all I can say is it ain't always about the size.

 

HUGE things come in small packages!

 

Not to say I am really small or anything. But, yah know. Some of my best fucks and clients have been rather small. It turned out where I was begging for more.

[Rick Munroe]

I'm no math whiz, but I'm sure Jason has more than a couple of inches! :o

[Jason Renyolds]

Damn tastefull inches I have heard!!

 

There is no shushing the grapevine about Rick niether!

[RockHard]

RE: A Pluperfect Butt Hole!

 

"In the spirit of good grammar, might I suggest, " ... had I written" ?"

 

Youz seez, Jason? No wonder we all kint speak rite. To fall flat on my face, I had to pick one of the worst verbs in the English language. I never could keep track of the difference between Pluperfect and Past Simple. I appreciate the correction.

[gregkidman]

I wish escorts would be more assertive in finding out what a client wants.

 

Sometimes the client is shy especially if he views the escort as something beautiful, like a greek demi-god. So it is up to the escort to find out what the client wants if the client is not very verbal. I know, I know, it is really up to the client to make his needs known. The client just needs a nudge to open up.

 

There are three areas where escorts and clients can find out about each other:

1) through email or phone or instant message or chat room

2) when they first meet and making small talk.

3) all their clothes are off and they are on the bed.

 

For #1, for me, it is too early to tell what I need. For example, I don't know if the escort has low-hangers or not. If he does, then I want a power-fuck to feel those balls slapping my butt. If the escort is of the tight-ball variety, then I would want something else -- be more oral or something.

 

At #2, this is where both the escort and the client to find out basic info -- what is out-of-bounds and what are acceptable. For example, if either party has bad breath, then no kissing. You can't decide at the phone level. Only at when you two meet. Again, I am sometimes overwhelmed, and feel that I am out of my league. Again, this makes me shy. Just a nudge to get things started.

 

At #3, this is where an escort can shine -- through body language, moans, facial expressions, hand gestures to make sure the client enjoys himself. Give the client a thumbs up and a quizzical look and the client will respond with a thumbs up or down, for example. No talking or keep it to a minimum. Talking takes away the moment of hot sweaty primal sex. 'yeah, yeah, oh fuck!' is acceptable and encouraged. Moaning is great too.

 

Sometimes I get frustrated when I ask them what their favorite position is, and they respond 'anything' -- I derive pleasure from knowing that they are getting pleasure out of the session too.

 

One area that I wish escorts would do more is body contact. All too often, the skin contact is just at the kissing point or at just at the point of the sex act. I like full-body contact and some escorts seem adverse to that.

[Jason Renyolds]

Greg,

 

 

 

Thanks man. That is a great in depth reply. Very helpful.

 

[Jason Renyolds]

I have the page now on my website!

 

Click Here:

 

http://www.jasonrenyolds.com/whatmakesagoodescort.htm

[Funseeker 22]

>I wish escorts would be more assertive in finding out what a

>client wants.

>

>Sometimes the client is shy especially if he views the escort

>as something beautiful, like a greek demi-god. So it is up to

>the escort to find out what the client wants if the client is

>not very verbal. I know, I know, it is really up to the

>client to make his needs known. The client just needs a nudge

>to open up.

>

>There are three areas where escorts and clients can find out

>about each other:

>1) through email or phone or instant message or chat room

>2) when they first meet and making small talk.

>3) all their clothes are off and they are on the bed.

>

>For #1, for me, it is too early to tell what I need. For

>example, I don't know if the escort has low-hangers or not.

>If he does, then I want a power-fuck to feel those balls

>slapping my butt. If the escort is of the tight-ball variety,

>then I would want something else -- be more oral or

>something.

>

>At #2, this is where both the escort and the client to find

>out basic info -- what is out-of-bounds and what are

>acceptable. For example, if either party has bad breath, then

>no kissing. You can't decide at the phone level. Only at

>when you two meet. Again, I am sometimes overwhelmed, and

>feel that I am out of my league. Again, this makes me shy.

>Just a nudge to get things started.

>

>At #3, this is where an escort can shine -- through body

>language, moans, facial expressions, hand gestures to make

>sure the client enjoys himself. Give the client a thumbs up

>and a quizzical look and the client will respond with a thumbs

>up or down, for example. No talking or keep it to a minimum.

> Talking takes away the moment of hot sweaty primal sex.

>'yeah, yeah, oh fuck!' is acceptable and encouraged. Moaning

>is great too.

>

>Sometimes I get frustrated when I ask them what their favorite

>position is, and they respond 'anything' -- I derive pleasure

>from knowing that they are getting pleasure out of the session

>too.

>

>One area that I wish escorts would do more is body contact.

>All too often, the skin contact is just at the kissing point

>or at just at the point of the sex act. I like full-body

>contact and some escorts seem adverse to that.

 

Sheesh ! Greg,

Your menu is as lengthy as SA`s.

Have you met yet ?. . I`m seeing 2 hours of billing time just to set up the meeting. ;-) ;-)