Most Masculine?

[+ Lucky]

Seeing the lists lately for top top, top cummer, etc. I tried to think who was the most masculine escort I have hired. The results included straight guys and a bisexual (Juan of Vancouver). It was a liitle harder to pin down some gay guys. So I am a little mystified. I mean, Rick Munroe is masculine...I've pumped iron with him! But then he has that doll collection, and that's not all that masculine, although a perfectly acceptable hobby!

 

Perhaps it is just my definition of masculine that is wrong in that it skewers towards straight guys. Maybe that's why some guys advertise as "straight-acting."

 

I do want to hire gay guys, but I do want them masculine. I don't want him extending vowels as in saying "faaaabulous" or who wears polish on his nails. He has to be able to throw a baseball like a man. Not that there will be a test. If he has to go to all of the latest "sales" or be up on all the divas, then he's not for me! Or are these more masculine attributes than I credit them?

 

Tell me I'm wrong, if you wish, but isn't there a line for you too? Otherwise, real girly boys or even women should be on your list!

 

Who do you thnk is the most masculine gay escort?

[JT Brooklyn]

IMHO. I have to go 3 for 3! "Farm Boy" ERIK/NYC..Blonde/Blue and Definitely Butch! Retired Now..Missed also! :P

[+ Lucky]

Well, I have been thinking of my own post, and I realize that I wouldn't really exclude an otherwise attractive guy because he couldn't throw a baseball or had (clear) polish on his nails, so maybe I am not as strict as I thought. The doll collection? Absolutely fine!

[Lankypeters]

Derek Ross is one of the more butch guys I've hooked up with. Maybe that's because Rick won't share his doll collection with the hot, hung redhead.

 

 

Lankypeters

[Rick Munroe]

>the hot, hung redhead.

 

Uh oh. If you really want him at his nastiest and most aggressive top-wise, just call him a redhead; you'll probably be unable to walk the next day. }( It's gotten darker over time, but he was a true towhead when we met as teens. I guess now he's more of a strawberry blond but he hates to be called a redhead (oops...isn't it very unmanly of me to be discussing hair color?) :o

 

By the way, FYI, I use the dolls for hockey practice. As a he-man woman-hater, I get a kick out of whacking them around on the ice.

[Guest TBinCHI]

The doll collection and an obsession with The Partridge Family aside, Rick is as masculine as they get. And, liking The Who is icing on the cake. Derek gives him a good run for the money. Being with both of them is, almost, too butch to bear!

[Rick Munroe]

>too butch to bear!

 

I love a good play on words. Can I use that in our ads? "The muscle bears who are too butch to bear." ™

 

All kidding aside, there is a reason I often mention my doll collection (aside from the fact that I really have one). I mean, I know about marketing and creating an image, and if I wanted to create an "image" of über-masculinity, I wouldn't mention dolls, but I have always liked when people break stereotypes of gender, race, etc. I'm confident enough in who I am to be able to post about collecting dolls and find it funny and not feel threatened when, as a result, people who have never met me ask "Is Rick queeny?" Masculine personality traits have nothing to do with the objects one chooses to collect. And these days, you certainly see more straight guys with feminine eyebrows, diamond earrings, clear-lacquered nails, shaved armpits, overly-styled hair, etc. I think the lines are getting blurred and you can no longer trust outdated stereotypes. I was going somewhere with this but I lost my train of thought...how flighty and girly of me.

[+ purplekow]

>

>All kidding aside, there is a reason I often mention my doll

>collection (aside from the fact that I really have one).

 

Because it is your most cherished possession and it will be perfect once you have the doll of each Chris' on the Partridge Family to complete the collection?

 

By the way, how does one display that, Chris one for the early months and Chris two for the later months or are they changed weekly?

[+ purplekow]

On a more serious note, my interests in life tend toward the more stereotypically masculine of our cultural pursuits, sports, fast cars and sex, hot sweaty and mostly as dirty and as often as you can make it. I also like Broadway musicals, reading a good book and the occasional manicure and facial. To me, the most masculine guy, the one with the biggest set of balls, is the one that stands up for himself, speaks honestly and candidly, is considerate and generous in his private and professional life and is purposeful and generous with his time, money and energy. The rest whether fey or butch is window-dressing.

 

Oh if he has a long hard stiff dick, it is considered a plus.

 

 

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

[Rick Munroe]

>Because it is your most cherished possession

 

No, the dolls come second to the real prize:

 

http://www.male4escort.com/photos/hunk.jpg

 

>By the way, how does one display that, Chris one for the early

>months and Chris two for the later months or are they changed

>weekly?

 

If they ever made Partridge Family dolls, I would never buy a Chris #2. I'm strictly a first-Chris kinda guy.

[Rick Munroe]

>To

>me, the most masculine guy, the one with the biggest set of

>balls, is the one that stands up for himself, speaks honestly

>and candidly, is considerate and generous in his private and

>professional life and is purposeful and generous with his

>time, money and energy.

 

I'm not sure if that makes a guy masculine or not, but I definitely find confidence and generosity of spirit to be sexy as hell.

[Bob]

I've always heard that redheads are really hung. True?

[Lankypeters]

>>the hot, hung redhead.

>

he hates to be called

>a redhead

 

Well, I wouldn't want to annoy a nice guy........on the other hand, if I really want slammed........"Fuck me, you readheaded ball buster."

 

 

Lankypeters

[+ Charlie]

The most masculine escort I ever hired was 80s pornstar Eric Ryan, twenty years ago. He looked like a man, smelled like a man, sounded like a man, and fucked like a man. Maybe it was because he was raised on a ranch in Wyoming (and I reminded him of his favorite sheep).

[+ Italiano]

>The most masculine escort I ever hired....... smelled like a

>man,

 

Does it mean stinky armpit, crotch and feet?...

 

That's a BIG no-no in my book!

 

Even the most masculine man has to smell of fresh shower for me.

 

:9

[+ Charlie]

He smelled somewhat sweaty, like he had just finished a workout, not acrid or pungent, but not like he just stepped out of a shower with Crabtree and Evelyn body wash either. In other words, he smelled like men smelled when I was young, before the advertising world convinced them that they had to smell of artificial fragrances to be socially accepted.

[Guest zipperzone]

>In other words, he smelled like men smelled when I was young,

>before the advertising world convinced them that they had to

>smell of artificial fragrances to be socially accepted.

 

Let's hear it for Madison Avenue. I much prefer the smell of artificial fragrances to the rancid smell of sweat.

 

I was in a car dealership recently and a VGL youngish well dressed salesman approached me. He was wearing the sexiest scent and it affected me so much I sprung and instant hardon (which I think he noticed). I couldn't refrain from asking him what it was. Funnily enough, he didn't know the name. Probably his girl friend had given it to him and he just sprayed away.

 

If he had known how to proceed he probably could have sold me a car I had no intention of buying.... or at least convinced me to take a test drive.

[buckguy]

The problem with "masculine" is that it winds up being a role that some gay men (and frankly a lot of straight guys) "assume". There are plenty of skinny band geeks who've discovered protein shakes and gym memberships, along with the occasional steroid. There are S&M Types who collect figurines. I had a neighbor, gay, who was into leather and S&M. He had a bumper sticker for the local Eagle and a collection of hardcore S&M porn. He also was into Tibetan Buddhism and joined an ashram--clearly a ritualized attempt at control brought all of this together--esp. when you saw the shape that he kept his room--a total mess. Here was a guy who needed discipline, literally. Would you call that package "masculine" or something else--like a messy guy trying to be a control freak.

 

I'm not put off by nelly and have friends who are flamboyant opera queens. But I don't find that attractive in a sex partner. OTOH, I don't find a lot of macho posturing or aloofness very sexy either. They guys I've been with run the gamut in age, race, and physique. I've been with ex-Marines who were naive and geeky. I've been with guys like Dean Coulter who project some of the "man's man" image while also seeming boyish and a clear capacity for "dish". I don't go for anorexic twinks or over muscled giants, but that leaves a lot in between. I don't object to the whole "straight acting" business as much as other people and recognize the need for "shorthand", but I think we have to be able to communicate about someone in ways that are a little richer than this. My Dad, a very conventional blue collar guy loved show tunes and musicals, I never liked them---does that make him any less "masculine" or me any more so? I don't know. BTW, I can throw a baseball, but I don't know if that would be a practical test for an escort, esp at a Hilton .

[Philly Guy]

Without a doubt, Pegasusstudios.com model Josh Harting is the most masculine escort I have ever met. He watches and participates in all sports (particularly rough touch football). You feel very safe when you are with him!

[steve]

I go for masculinity. From my past hires, just a list. A couple of these guys were former athletes growing up and don't wear cologne. The certainly didn't smell like sweat, although that would have been a huge turnon for me personally, just very clean and fragrance free.

 

BTW, you know a guy's masculine when he tells you that he doesn't wear any cologne and or wears a traditional wife beater. That's my definition of masculinity. Of course, all of the guys on my list were very well hung as well.

 

Top of the list:

 

non-porn:

Jayboi - Hollywood

BIG John - Los Angeles

Michael - Columbus

Erik (Farmboy) - NYC (retired)

USA stud - NYC (whatever name he goes by)

Marine Muscle - Los Angeles

Sam X - Chicago

Christopher - NYC (Bi, black stud)

Aaron Westin - San Francisco

 

porn:

Jason Branch

Chris Steele

Brad McGuire

Chad Hunt

Arpad Miklos

 

If I had to pick out who was the most masculine, I'd have to say Jason Branch and BIG John were the two most masculine. Jason Branch is just a MAN in every sense of the word, plus wore the traditional wife beater without me having to ask him to.

 

BIG John, is a big muscular guy who took control and fulfilled my wildest fantasies because he was verbal and he said the words to me that I wanted to hear and didn't have to ask: "I'm going to own your hole". That was music to my ears! Plus, he showed up in a Boston Red Sox t-shirt.

 

Despite the presence of "boi" in his name, Jayboi is also very masculine in a different way than Jason Branch or BIG John, he's a just a cool dude and Aaron Westin is very jock-like.

 

(I will be putting up a review on Big John soon).

[Rick Munroe]

. I don't object to the whole "straight acting"

>business as much as other people and recognize the need for

>"shorthand"

 

Fourteen letters in "straight acting" (plus a space) vs. nine letters in "masculine." That's some crazy kinda shorthand!

[+ purplekow]

>. I don't object to the whole "straight acting"

>>business as much as other people and recognize the need for

>>"shorthand"

>

>Fourteen letters in "straight acting" (plus a space) vs. nine

>letters in "masculine." That's some crazy kinda shorthand!

>

 

 

How about manly with five letters and a triple word score?

Macho has an association with being a jerk but at least it is easy to type.

 

 

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

[best hotel]

...usa stud is masculine and sweet...but you have to catch him at the right time for him to be passionate...some of the older guys tend to be more rugged...and i love a guy with a messy apartment...makes me want to clean up for him...