Maxime Cannon?

[humphry]

So, whatever became of Maxime Cannon, who made several movies, ultra-sexy, tall, salt-and-pepper brunet, hung like a horse? Supposedly he was Canadian. Has he retired from films? has he ever escorted? does he now?

[+ Tygerscent]

I did a movie with this guy a fwe winters ago for Catalina... I am not sure if he is Escorting now but I can suggest his website or can contact Troy Punk who might know since they are in the same part of the Canadian world, (roughly). If you like VERY AGGRESSIVE ASS POUNDING fucking then you will Love this guy! Contact me directly for more info.

Tyger!

http://www.tygerscent.biz

503.317.8055

http://www.daddysreviews.com/area.php?loc=63150&who=tyger_portland

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[humphry]

Thanks, T! I'll email you for more info.

[Rick Munroe]

>So, whatever became of Maxime Cannon, who made several

>movies, ultra-sexy, tall, salt-and-pepper brunet, hung like a

>horse?

 

I heard that he had a huge spat with his sisters, Patti & Laverne, and that they went their separate ways. Their film "Fuck Privates" will always be a personal favorite of mine.

 

http://www.abbottandcostellocollectibles.com/images/st_04.jpg

 

(That's Maxime on the far left, fisting Lou Costello)

[humphry]

Gosh, Rick--I'm gathering that you're not fond of Maxime--something happen on set somewhere?

[Rick Munroe]

>Gosh, Rick--I'm gathering that you're not fond of

>Maxime--something happen on set somewhere?

 

They say that explaining a joke ruins it, but here goes. You see, Maxime (with an 'm') sounds like Maxine (with an 'n'), which was the name of one of the Andrews Sisters, who were a popular American singing group in the 1940's. They appeared in the very popular film "Buck Privates" with the comedy team of Abbott and Costello, and I changed the title to "Fuck Privates" to make it sound like a pornographic movie. Lastly, in the photo to which I linked, Maxine is punching Lou Costello in the stomach, so I said she was fisting him, to again add a sexual element, in keeping with the porn theme (and also because Tyger said Maxime likes to "pound").

 

As for something happening on the set...well, there was this one time that I arrived for my big scene and I saw Martha Raye (whom I was dating at the time) coming out of Maxime's trailer with her lipstick smudged and her wig askew. Being the consummate professional that I am, I went ahead with the scene anyway, but I must admit that I was probably a bit too aggressive with my co-star (a young up-and-coming blond twink named Derek Ross).

 

http://www.akamarkharris.com/martha25b.jpg

[+ purplekow]

Anyone else see the resemblance between Martha Raye in this picture and Lucille Ball?

[Guest josephga]

yeah in the eyes she does look alot like lucy..

[humphry]

How obtuse of me...sorry to make you explain the joke!

[Rick Munroe]

>How obtuse of me...sorry to make you explain the joke!

 

No problem; I'm sorry to have hijacked your thread and turned it into a tribute to Martha Raye! :o

[humphry]

RE: Maxime Cannon.....turning into Martha Raye

 

No problem at all, Rick...it's fun to remember La Raye! Looking at her pictures, I think, "What a very big mouth you have, Grandmother!"

[+ Charlie]

RE: Maxime Cannon.....turning into Martha Raye

 

I shared a pizza with Martha one night on Fire Island--she ate most of it.