Puerto Vallarta

[cocky]

Off to Puerto Vallarta next week - any recommendations for hiring boys? I understand alot of the dancers in strip bars and waiters can be available for hire - would appreciate and useful hints. thanks.

[Juan Vancouver]

hey Cocky,

 

I really hope that your time in Puerto vallarta is really fun and that you come back home with a dark tan and a huge smile.

 

As for escorts, I have to warn you that perhaps you will find a totally different escort scene down there. If you are used to northamerican and european escorts, you will feel totally dissapointed by the guys in PV.

 

I have been there a few times, and I have hired few times there. The guys at the strip bars can be totally succulent, muscular, beautiful, charming on stage, but my experience with most of them was that when it comes to going back to the hotel, they are uncomfortable, unparticipative, boring at best.

 

In all cases when their clothes came off they had the hardest boners ever, but all they did (without exception) was to lay down on the bed on their backs and look at the ceiling. Of course they begrudgingly comply if you ask them to assume any other position for your vieweing. When questioned about that, some of them answered that "You could have their bodies, but you couldn't have their souls." Which is apparently a pervasive view on escorting there. (And of course, all of them claim to be straight and have girlfriends.)

 

If you want more participative guys, I have heard that you can find them at the beach offering "massage" but they will not be one tenth as beautiful as the guys at the strip bars. I didn't try those.

 

Of course, the rates are considerably lower than what you are used to.

 

My most memorable experience (go figure) was with one of the strippers there. The most perfect tall, muscular body that I have ever touched, a huge, thick, uncut cock, a perfectly beautiful face with the fullest lips, the biggest dark eyes, and an ass that almost made me pass out, it was so perfect... but he was sooooo boring (even if he was throbbing rock-hard and panting loud) that after twenty minutes all I wanted to do was get his clothes back on and kick him out of my room. But fuck! was he ever gorgeous! :9

 

If you like the passive gorgeous "do it to me" type, you might have amazing experiences there.

 

Have a blast and I wish you the best of lucks!