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Sounds like a great little vacation! When I was a kid, my parents took us to Washington for cherry blossom festival and we saw all the sights over a two week vacation, including the White House (which was open for tours then), all the memorials (Jefferson, Lincoln, etc), the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, the Smithsonian, the National Gallery, the list could go on and on. It was a wonderful city to visit.

 

Of course, if I were to do it again, I would add in the escorts as you did, to round out the agenda! BTW, does Washington have as good a selection of tops in the way of escorts with as many "proclivities' (luv that word) as the bottoms you hired?

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"Washington, D.C. is exceptional in that it has one of the largest selections of escorts at reasonable rates of any city in North America. Most cities, apart from a few on the East and West Coasts, have little selection to offer in terms of escorts. But Washington has every age, size, color, and proclivity you can ask for."

 

So, just WHERE is this secret site that you visited?, to find that large selection of wide-ranging, reasonably priced escorts???? PLEASE, let the natives know, as we don't seem to be able to find it!! :7

 

I see the same old same old same old posted on all the sites that you cite and in the Washington Blade.

 

So, please name and provide a link to the escorts that so overwhelmed you in DC! Sure you weren't shopping on CL?? :)

 

At least 90% of the escorts advertising on the sites you cite, are bottoms, and of those, at least 90% are way past the age that they post in their ads, and most use "years old pics" to back up their claims.

 

If you're a total top into bottoms, then, perhaps you can ignore all that and "pretend" that the 30 yo you're fucking, really is his advertised age of 18, 19, 20, or whatever! Even then, the selection is very, very narrow on the sites that you rave about!

 

If you're mostly a bottom and visiting DC??? GOOD LUCK!!, as most of the tops advertising on those sites are WAY past prime, and are outnumbered 10 to 1 by the number of bottom escorts.

 

DC is indeed a beautiful place to visit, especially this time of the year, but your posting is really unrealistic, as to what the escort scene is like. See, what you did? Looking at the responses to your thread, you've got a lot of guys all "fired up" to come visit the DC just for the escort scene! What a crock!, as 99% of the escorts that are worth hiring here in DC, are the "visiting" variety!

 

What the hell, are you Mayor William's bitch?? :7

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No doubt that DC is close to spectacular in the spring as far as weather and monuments. Actually October is my favorite time of year; just cool enough to be comfortable and we are over the sweltering heat and humidity.

 

However, just where are you from to find the DC market so incredibly attractive? I've lived here over 15 years and have watched the steady decline of the offerings. It’s to the point you have to send to Philadelphia to find a true top. (Let's hope they don't run out like Baltimore.) And one of the guys you site has been "23" for the last six years.

 

If it were not for the traveling guys visiting on a regular basis the selection in this market would really suck IMO of course.

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>Well, Karl-G, I don't know if you're the mayor's bitch, but I

>guess we all know that the Hawk ain't the president of the DC

>Chamber of Commerce.

 

Sure I am. I was elected! Didn't you see the NEWS4 at 11 broadcast?

>

>However, he probably IS the most hotile poster and sorriest

>excuse for a human being now infecting this forum.

 

Well, imo, that honor belongs to you and you alone. Go right ahead, and continue to violate the terms of this site, with your vile personal attacks, as they only showcase just who is the vermin infecting this site.

 

>I say

>this for the benefit of newcomers, lest they be overwhelmed by

>such outbursts of negativity and bile; everyone else already

>knows him for what he is, I expect.) Anyway, I hope YOU won't

>let him rain on your cherry blossom parade.

 

Please, you SAY it for you own benefit, that benefit being that anyone who doesn't agree with you is fair game for your very own BILE, NEGATIVITY, and penchant for childish NAME-CALLING!

>

>I'm glad you love our fair city as much as we do. It's truly a

>privilege and a delight to live here.

 

Weren't you were living in NYC, paying straight dancer boys at the GAIETY, FAT! bucks to jerk off on your face??, while being too scared to take it any further?, or am I confused as to posters???

 

Regardless, I sincerely DOUBT that you live in the DC area!, as that is obvious by both your current and past postings! But, you PRETEND that you do, in an effort to give some credence to your personal attacks against others on this site. What's the matter??, did all your playmates abandon escortspeak???

 

?And while I know very

>little about twinks (local or otherwise),

 

IMO, you don't know much about any topic, especially escorts and gay men, whether they be twinks, hunks, bottoms, tops or any combination thereof!

 

> I don't doubt for a minute that you had a grand time in that regard during your visit. As it happens, I have a few out-of-town friends who share your tastes, and they, too, were as delighted by the guys they met here as they were by everything else.

 

And, I don't doubt for a minute that you are blowing gas!

 

>As for those of you contemplating a visit, don't worry: the

>hawk doesn't actually live here, he just flies in over the

>Potomac from time to time, bringing his own little storm cloud

>of discontent with him. (But hell, we need a little rain now

>and then for all the trees and flowers that help make DC so

>beautiful.) It would be better for him to stay put, I admit,

>but frankly, he's not even at home in his own state.

>'Virginia Is For Lovers,' you know. So a hater of his

>unremitting misery is as out of place there as he is here--or

>anywhere else for that matter.

 

Wow, did you actually maintain a straight face, while posting that ton of bullshit????

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Washington, D.C. is exceptional in that it has one of the largest selections of escorts at reasonable rates of any city in North America. Most cities, apart from a few on the East and West Coasts, have little selection to offer in terms of escorts. But Washington has every age, size, color, and proclivity you can ask for.

 

I got a super deal on an airfare to D.C. and then one week ago I used priceline.com and got a 4 star luxury hotel up at Woodley Park for under $85. Last weekend in March/first weekend in April is usually the height of Cherry Blossom Festival, and it was perfect last week. The weather was ideal, mostly in the low 70s and sunny. There is no more beautiful city in the springtime than Washington, D.C. Flowering cherry trees, pear trees, apple trees, and magnolias were in bloom all over the city; it is an incredible sight. The paths around the Jefferson Memorial and Washington Monument are astoundinging beautiful. And then people all over plant bulbs, and the flowers were all in perfect bloom last week - tulips, hyacinths, crocus, forsythia, daffodils, jonquils, phlox, pansies more varied than you will find anywhere else in the world. Outdoor cafes booming all over. The area around Woodley Park metro station is perfect - the one block of Connecticut Avenue here has 20 outdoor and indoor restaurants - 3 Indian, an Afghan, an Egyptian, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Creole, an Italian, a Mexican, a French, an American, two New Age, and two coffeehouses and more. You could spend your whole time here just eating, but the metro takes you anyplace in town in just a few minutes for only $1.35.

 

And the escorts cannot be beat. Once I had my plane and hotel, I checked out M4M, rentboy, men4rentnow, and americanmale.net. I was looking for twinks at a moderate rate. In no time, I had a list of 12 good possibilities. I called six, and four escorts answered their phones, we chatted, and appointments were made. The other two phones were answered by roommates who suggested a later hour when the escort would be at home. No answering machines, no telephone tag. Great! All were independants, no agencies.

 

#1 was 20 yr old, smooth, sweet, and very eager to please. Great time. #2 was Nick, whose rate is a little higher, but who was excellent. His many reviews tell the truth; we had a great time. #3 turned out to be a young Marine on ceremonial duty in D.C. He had a great young smooth firm body, and was so horny and eager I didn't know if I could control him. Great time. #4 was a grad student earning some money, eager to act and please. All were great bottoms.

 

D.C. also, of course, is filled with wonderful museums and you can spend your days walking around the city and visiting museums and your evenings enjoying cute young guys who are readily available and eager to please. Washington is a wonderful city! National Airport is only a 15 minute metro ride from your hotel.

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As a DC local I can assure the original poster that if he had been seeking a top he would not have been gushing with praise for the local escort scene. As others have said on here many times before, DC may be heaven if you are looking for a bottom but hell if you are looking for a top.

 

I have limited my top hires to traveling escorts who pass through DC, the last being Stephen Draker who I met at the February Hooville dinner. Steve was a real sweetheart and a class act, worth every penny.

 

>Washington, D.C. is exceptional in that it has one of the

>largest selections of escorts at reasonable rates of any city

>in North America.

 

For the original poster to make a statement like that I can only assume he is from New York or another area where escort rates are higher than DC. When I think of going rates in DC, the word reasonable does not spring to mind. On the other hand DC has one of the highest cost of living averages in the country, so personal services of all kinds are more expensive here.

 

Initial quoted hourly rates of $200 are the norm with many asking up to $250. I don't mind paying that rate to someone who is well reviewed on here like Stephen Draker, but I won't pay that much to someone with no reviews.

 

Apparently many escorts just starting out in DC and elsewhere search the web and see what the top escorts charge, and base their rates on that. This practice isn't limited to DC as on a recent business trip to Cleveland a local unreviewed escort wanted $275 as thats what he read NYC escorts were asking.

 

I think the original poster needs to visit Montreal, a city which in my opinion has one of the largest selection of escorts at reasonable prices.

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RE: Washington, D.C. - Cherry Blossoms - the

 

>As a DC local I can assure the original poster that if he had

>been seeking a top he would not have been gushing with praise

>for the local escort scene. As others have said on here many

>times before, DC may be heaven if you are looking for a bottom

>but hell if you are looking for a top.

>

>I have limited my top hires to traveling escorts who pass

>through DC, the last being Stephen Draker who I met at the

>February Hooville dinner. Steve was a real sweetheart and a

>class act, worth every penny.

>

>>Washington, D.C. is exceptional in that it has one of the

>>largest selections of escorts at reasonable rates of any

>city

>>in North America.

>

>For the original poster to make a statement like that I can

>only assume he is from New York or another area where escort

>rates are higher than DC. When I think of going rates in DC,

>the word reasonable does not spring to mind. On the other hand

>DC has one of the highest cost of living averages in the

>country, so personal services of all kinds are more expensive

>here.

>

>Initial quoted hourly rates of $200 are the norm with many

>asking up to $250. I don't mind paying that rate to someone

>who is well reviewed on here like Stephen Draker, but I won't

>pay that much to someone with no reviews.

>

>Apparently many escorts just starting out in DC and elsewhere

>search the web and see what the top escorts charge, and base

>their rates on that. This practice isn't limited to DC as on a

>recent business trip to Cleveland a local unreviewed escort

>wanted $275 as thats what he read NYC escorts were asking.

>

>I think the original poster needs to visit Montreal, a city

>which in my opinion has one of the largest selection of

>escorts at reasonable prices.

 

 

Live near DC and have to admit that there aren't all that many escorts here (HooBoy site has lots of guys who are definitely gone or out of business with reviews that are a couple of years old).

 

Visiting escorts definitely raise the average here - In addition to

Draker, Small Town John likes to visit DC a lot and is a GREAT top as well as a really nice, no attitude guy. Lots of good reviews and worth whatver he charges!

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[p]VAhawk, Why is that that whenever a DC posting comes up you feel the need to

proclaim the following... [br]

[br]

"At least 90% of the escorts advertising on the sites you cite,

are bottoms, and of those, at least 90% are way past the age that they post in

their ads, and most use "years old pics" to back up their claims.[br]

 

If you're a total top into bottoms, then, perhaps you can ignore all that and

"pretend" that the 30 yo you're fucking, really is his advertised age of 18, 19,

20, or whatever! Even then, the selection is very, very narrow on the sites that

you rave about![br]

[br]

If you're mostly a bottom and visiting DC??? GOOD LUCK!!, as most of the tops

advertising on those sites are WAY past prime, and are outnumbered 10 to 1 by

the number of bottom escorts.[br]

[br]

DC is indeed a beautiful place to visit, especially this time of the year, but

your posting is really unrealistic, as to what the escort scene is like. See,

what you did? Looking at the responses to your thread, you've got a lot of guys

all "fired up" to come visit the DC just for the escort scene! What a crock!, as

99% of the escorts that are worth hiring here in DC, are the "visiting" variety"[/p]

[p]Surveying a popular escorts advertisement site I found that out of the first

11 who are actually located in washington dc there are 4 escorts who are tops;

which brings the odds to 7:4 no where near your quoted 10:1 figure stated above.

[/p]

[p]You have a problem with the selection of escorts in dc, not interested in

them, not your type, fair enough, that's your preference. But quit it with the

many insults, as you claim of your fellow poster towards yourself, that you

constantly use to riddle decent TOP escorts who are located in dc. [/p]

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>You have a problem with the selection of escorts in dc,

>not interested in them, not your type, fair enough,

that's your preference. But quit it with the

>many insults, as you claim of your fellow poster

>towards yourself, that you constantly use to riddle

> decent TOP escorts who are located in dc.

 

Jay - you are not my type which is why I have not hired you so I cannot vouch for your talents.

 

However, I would have to agree that the super-majority of escorts in DC are bottoms - those that advertise as versatile are usually versatile bottoms that might top once or twice a year.

 

I hate to agree, but most of the locals advertise as years younger than they really are and their bodies are nothing like they describe.

 

You talk about "riddle decent TOP escorts who are located in DC". I assume you meant that the poster should stop ridiculing. The other problem I have with your post is that you phrased it as "decent" escorts. For the rates many of the locals charge, they need to be outstanding escorts not just decent escorts.

 

In the last 3 or 4 years, every one of my quality escort hires have been of the visiting variety.

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I hope Karl-G writes reviews of his guys. Except for Nick, they don't sound like the guys who usually advertise in DC. Things may be particularly bad for hiring Topss, but as someone who'se looked for bottoms, there have been very few reliable guys availabale on a consistent basis. I've been a regular visitor to DC & now live there. I used to live in Atlanta and would have to say that both have a lot of less than terrific escorts.

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>As far as DC being "heaven if you are looking for a bottom,"

>don't forget that Karl-G IS looking for bottoms. And when

>you say that "he needs to visit Montreal, a city which in

>my opinion has one of the largest selection of escorts at >reasonable prices" I have to point out that, judging from

>what I've read in the Strip Club forum, Karl-G is already a >Montreal visitor of considerable experience. So, if he--a

>fan of Montreal's Taboo and L'Adonis--thinks DC twinks are

>hot stuff (and reasonably priced), I'm inclined to take his

>word for it.

 

Well you might take his word for it, but I doubt if most others on here will, especially those of us who have been to both cities. Have you? To say that DC has the largest selection of escorts at reasonable prices in all of North America just doesn't make sense.

 

Everyone is entitled to their opinion as is Karl-G, but just because thats his opinion doesn't make it a fact. I live in DC and would love for there to be more action here than anywhere else, but sadly thats not the fact as most posters to this thread have confirmed.

 

Although there are more bottoms than tops here, still overall the selection is not that great and prices are among the highest in the country. Just go on Rentboy and you will see the average price for DC ranging from $200 - $275 with many quotes at $250. Since DC has a very high cost of living those rates aren't surprising.

 

I do a fair amount of business travel, and I would say the most reasonable escort rates are in the smaller markets located in the midwest, especially Michigan. On a recent trip to Flint I found several escorts on gay.com, asking prices were $100 and $125. Now thats reasonable in my book, but that also has a lot to do with the local economy where there are lots of layoffs, and jobs are hard to come by.

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RE: Washington, D.C. - Cherry Blossoms - the

 

One of Today's Review's... Johann/Minneapolis visit's the DC Area Also.

 

I know he did check out the Cherry Blossom's recently, on a Private Visit.

 

The Guy definitely know's what to do when the Speedo's come off! LOL :p :P :p

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>Thank you, all, for the nice words.

>

>You guys, need to import tops or start an exchange program :+

>;)

>

>Steven Draker ~

>http://www.rentboy.com/location/getrb.asp?rentboy=67813&Location=49

 

 

 

Yes, I have proposed just such an exchange program with Paris of all places. Send us Gallic tops and DC will send its never ending supply of bottoms. LOL :+

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>As for what I said (viz., that I'd take K-G's word for it),

>I'd have thought you'd understand just why I would. With zero

>interest in twinks (and an equal lack of experience in hiring

>them), I have no reason at all to doubt him.

 

So you ADMIT that you just FART out of your ass, about topics that you know nothing about, just because you LIKE the sound of your own farts ringing in your ears??? BIG SURPISE!!

 

>Regarding where I hang out--please know that I'm a native New

>Yorker who has lived simultaneously in that city and in DC for

>over thirty years.

 

I'd bet your main domicile is NYC??? I'd bet it ALL on that. as you know NOTHING about the DC escort scene, as evidenced by your putrid, ignorant, hateful postings that have been refuted by 99.99999999% of the WDC posters!

 

>You mentioned the high fees asked by DC escorts in RentBoy.

>But to my mind, it makes as little sense for you to seek out

>genuine twinks in RentBoy--especially in the DC listings--as

>it would for me to look for trade there! (Do DC residents

>really and truly consult RentBoy? Amazing!)

 

What a stupid comment! Of course, DC residents consult RentBoy, just as they do M4M and all the other escort sites. What is so AMAZING about that???!!!

 

>Surely the Blade

>holds out greater promise for what you want--and at the prices

>you might well think reasonable. After all, even some of the

>languid youths who work for the delightfully misnamed agency,

>Tops, free-lance in the adjoining ads, and for lesser fees.

 

NOW, we all know that you're just trolling!

>

>Anyway, my real point in posting was to second Karl-G's

>enthusiasm for our nation's capital. And even if he may have

>exaggerated the details of some of its delights, I wanted to

>defend him from the truly mean-spirited attack made on

>him--not by you, my warm and furry friend--but by a moulting

>predator who flaps about grimly overhead, ever on the lookout

>for such likely prey.

 

Unlike the shedding of vile, lying, preying reptiles???? Yeah, everyone hates/curses those birds who shit on their shiny cars, when wtf?, birds have no preferences, as they shit on the holy, the unholy, the blessed. the cursed, the gifted, the deprived, the saints and the sinners! Birds shit wherever they damn please, so suck it up and deal with it, or go into a bubble? But, birds have no qualms about shitting on your bubble! So, I guess there just is no avoiding the birds, huh????

>

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