Another Bare Review

[+ Lucky]

Every once in a while I take a look at the reviews and I always enjoy one that discusses the lurid details with an escort whom I admire. There is a new review up of New York's Muscle Boy Will, and here it is:

 

Experience: Everything that has been said here is all true, but can't capture the actual experience. Will has one of the most perfect bodies I've ever seen (and I'm no novice!). When you add to that his sweet personality, he rates a 15 on a scale of 1-10. Run, do not walk, to set up some time with him.

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That's it! That's the whole review! Daddy shoulda taken a blue flame to this one as it doesn't add a thing to what we want to know about this hot young escort.

 

A true review of Will might have discussed his sweet personality and his hot body, yes, but what does he DO with it? When he says he is in to "mild to wild" do we know what "wild" means? Is Will a hot bondage escort or a great cuddler? Is he good with mirrors? Can he take a licking and keep on ticking? Just how sweet is he...tasty sweet? Does he have a wicked smile or just a wicked sense of humor?

What about that piercing? Fun to play with or off limits? Is he in to music or just beating it?

 

Maybe noviceny should take a look here and tell us the real shit! But I guess I should tell ya too... :)

[noviceny]

yeah that review left me flat too...Im mean its great people are reviewing but if the guy is really that good then dont we owe it to them to give em a little more of a description.

 

I can tell ya that I did see Will a long time ago...shit a few years when I was really "straight" I did not allow him to do anything more than touch me with his hands (yeah, you all can laugh now) and he was very nice and friendly...easy going...very good body but his new pics look better than when I saw him so he must be doing something right.

 

He was in to his work and definitely was willing to do more or just take my lead...

 

I am gonna write a review in a few days on another never before reviewed guy and I promise that you will be able to decide from reading it , whether or not he is for you...and it will have a link to a recent (maybe a week old) pic.

[+ Axiom2001]

Lucky. you are right on the mark. Recently, far too many of the reviews have been rather vapid, lacking the necessary details that another client could use in determining whether or not he wanted to contact this particular escort based on specifics.

 

I. too, wish "daddy would have set a flame" or a torch to these general, general reviews. From my hiring over the past four years, I've used the reviews as well as answers to specific queries which I have asked about particular escorts..

 

It would be nice if daddy would add another feature to the requirements: write more than generalities when reviewing an escort; you can go into details because NO one knows you.., plus specificities enhance the escort's professional business.....

[JT Brooklyn]

Novice..You said Laff?..OK HaHa..

I reviewed "Will" along time ago. IF you go down the list of Reviews. It was a very Positive Review. BUT as I always do, I let him read it First. His only exception to what I wrote was, He didn't like the fact.. that I mentioned he was "Asian"?

But I did point out the fact, I was not the first to do it!

As far as my experience with Will, He is probably now in his early 30's, not bad looking,and he was VERY Interactive with me, as my Review says. :+

[+ Lucky]

I think reviews like the one above are really promotions and should be posted here rather than on the review site.I promote my favorites, such as Muscle Boy Will, or Juan Vancouver, Kristian of LA, here all of the time as do others. Nothing wrong there. But I don't suggest that they are reviews.

 

If I reviewed Will, I probably would point out that he is Asian even though he shouldn't be tagged as Asian Muscle Boy Will. For me, Asian is a selling point! But until we say WHITE Rick Munroe, then the race part should be left out of the tagline.

 

But I did discuss with Will his "mild to wild" side, and I think some of the fetish guys would be real happy with him, but he also is pretty good with vanilla guys like me...kisses with those sexy lips, cuddles, sucks, looks real damn hot, is courteous and considerate, and yes, is good with mirrors! Not a clock watcher either. His taste in music is superb as well.

[btmstudnyc]

Lucky, I absolutely agree about the ho-hum reviews...I have talked about this before too. I have even given people ridiculous things to say so that at least we are amused instead of falling into a catatonic coma.

 

On that note...I challenge you...write a review about me. Remember to say how late I was. Also, don't forget to mention the 2 inches of space your hotel room had for my table...so that in order to give you a massage I had to be on top of you the entire time (clever of you to rent such a room) And, remember to mention that the only reason that you even liked it was because you were FACE DOWN and didn't have to see me. I just kept speaking Japanese and telling you how I was from the far east.(isn't Iraq considered far east...oh yeah MIDDLE East..well, close enough.)

 

Reviews are actually a good thing when they come from a variety of people and are from known members of this site. It gives them validity.

 

Actually, I was thinking that maybe I should write a review about you. Remember the secret access that us escorts get where we review all you clients(Im sure someone somewhere will believe that bullshit, by the way...NO there is no such place.)

 

Lucky, I think you're the best...especially after the training I gave you in Palm Springs on how not to complain incessantly or bitch bitterly. I am sure everyone has noticed the difference.

 

Much LOVE

JIM

 

If it dont fit, force it

btmstudnyc@aol.com

[+ Lucky]

At first, Jim, I thought this post was merely a desperate attempt by an aging escort to get a little publicity, but then, as I read further, I realized that I had been had! Yes, when I was in New York I ordered up a Japanese massage. Since I had specified that I wanted it to be "authentic" I wasn't surprised that the masseur showed up wearing a kimono and a kabuki mask. I did feel a little rushed when I was told to get my face down on the table so fast, before I could even get a good look at the masseur. But I have to admit, the Japanese sounded pretty authentic. The dick, however, did seem a little bigger than I expected. I remember that when the masseur put my foot against his chest I asked if he had a hairy chest and he said "no, no, it towel".

 

So you got me. I finally hired a hairy white guy. Well, I gotta say that the massage was darn good. But you gotta come up with a better line than to say that my nipples taste like sushi!

[+ Lucky]

Just when you thought a review couldn't say less, here it is:

 

Experience: I called Allen before a recent trip to Hawaii. His reviews were enticing and I looked forward to seeing Allen in Honolulu. Allen is good looking, horney and fun to be with.

 

Contrast that with today's (11/11) review of Danny Cruz, and you see the BIG difference!

[Guest ringtoss]

Personally, I don't mind "bare reviews"... All I'm personally looking for is whether the escort was a no-show, was rated as not worth seeing again, or if there were difficulties or inconsistencies with the ad. At the end of the day, I'd just rather avoid the problems...

 

FWIW, I'm not sure many escorts welcome highly detailed reviews... I had one much reviewed escort almost lose it over the fact that I told him that I had seen his good reviews on M4M. He started raving about how just because he did something with one client was no guarantee that he would do it with another. I cut him off with the fact that I had no specific expectations based on his reviews, which seemed to put him back into his comfort zone, and back on track for our afternoon. He clearly hated the reviews, despite overwhelmingly positive feedback.

[+ Axiom2001]

Guys, in the "Ask an Escort" forum, I addressed reviews and being reviewed to the escorts. Read what some of them have written if you have not already done so!

 

I, like Lucky, DO NOT like "bare" reviews; I like detail. As I stated at the other forum, a few reviews have encouraged me to contact the guy in hopes of my having a similar time with him as the reviewer (client) had. I know that each experience will perhaps be slightly different in regards to chemistry and other factors, but a detailed review has always enhanced my desire to hire or not to hire!