Zachery Scott's review today

[pierrot]

Today's review of Zachery Scott interests me because I enjoyed this guy's videos some years ago and thought he was pretty hot. If I'm reading his reviews right though, he sounds like something of a con guy. Today's review was good -- but it sounds like the client paid Zach $400 for some body contact and offering him a restaurant meal. Check out Zach's web site too. He's got a photo of himself looking ultra sleazy standing next to Olivia Newton John. His "services" list seems to indicate that he charges $400 for a HALF HOUR, or is it one and half hours, I can't tell.

Anyway, it's too bad, since he is quite sexy in a very odd sort of way. He's not classically handsome at all, but somehow his features add up to a sexy guy. And then there's his impressive endowment too. But, even if I were going to Las Vegas, I'd be wary of this guy.

Somebody tell me if I'm wrong.

[RockHard]

If I really want to get fucked, my lawyers would charge less.

 

I feel sorry for Zachery Scott. A senseless home-page photo featuring an aging celebrity is beyond gratuitous self-promotion. It serves no other purpose than to say, "Aren't I fabulous, too?" Not.

 

Also, what about that college education he's getting in Vegas? (Sounds like an oxymoron to me.) The badly misspelled words amongst his very basic sentence structures suggest to me the boy/man needs to hit the books a little harder.

 

Forgive me, but I value my time and my hard-earned money too much to view an escort as some quick piece of meat. I'm a more demanding customer and I want quality across the board, especially at those prices (which I refuse to pay).

[Man O War]

Take it from a frequent client of Zachery's, he is top notch. Rate is generally $400 for one hour plus and there is a lot more to it than "body contact". I have found him willing for most anything, imaginative, and very active ... and with me a very trusting person. He is a gentleman. Maybe the prior to "posters" got up on the wrong side of the bed today.

[RockHard]

<"Maybe the prior to "posters" got up on the wrong side of the bed today.">

 

Not me. In spite of today's rain, I woke with a smile. Typical, for me.

 

I call it as I see it and it's just my opinion.

 

Any boy/man who takes the time to break down stereotypes and explain why he's "better" (educated) than others, and then destroys his self-embracing promotion with a presentation that screams of insecurity and a lack of education is simply embarrassing. I don't care if he self-sucks while standing on his head.

 

Furthermore, I didn't see any disclaimer that Olivia Newton John approved the use of her likeness to promote Zachery's business. And I'll bet she doesn't approve and probably doesn't know about it. This is no ordinary use of a celebrity photo with a fan. At $400 per hour, it seems to me Olivia has a right to some of that money.

 

I smell an easy lawsuit and one that may be deserved.

[Guest Merlin]

I have hired him twice and liked him a lot. I think he charges 400 because he is in demand. The last two times I was in LV, I was unable to fit into his schedule.

[bootdad]

I have had the pleasure of enjoying Zach on 2 occasions while in Vegas.

They go back respectively 2 and half to 3 and half years. I am in Vegas an average of 2 - 3 times a year on business and the last 3 or 4 times I have tried to contact him we have not been lucky enough to hook up. The boy (and I use the term adoringly is a hunk - great body and magnificant dick. He fucks like Porche in overdrive and is extremely pleasant and well mannered. Just a genuine pleasure to be around - as for his age - I personally prefer my boys experienced and in their 30's . . . I suspect he could be as young as 30-32 or as old as 35 - 37 . . . doesn't matter cause the boy is a hunk! I defy any size queen to limp away disappointed !

[RockHard]

Let me be clear, none of my comments and/or analysis of Zachery's website have anything to do with his talents or his ability to please and satisfy customers. I don't know him but, certainly, I wish him well.

 

In my business, presentation speaks volumes and we all know first impressions can be lasting. I think Zachery could benefit from a course in advertising and a friendship with an editor.

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Looks like Zach has his fair share of supporters who all seem to agree that he's the cat's pajamas... Always good

 

Obviously people are willing to pay what he asks. If you don't like his price, then it's easy to move on to the next guy, but brow-beating him for charging what the market will bear is silly. If the client had a good time and enjoyed himself (which the review seemed to indicate), then that's all that really matters. Case closed.

 

Regarding Newton-John: Maybe this is her new career transition. She's realizing that since Xanadu she's become a gay icon and this is the easiest way for her to cash in on the action. You too can get an official 'seal of escort approval' from the Hopelessly Devoted one herself.

 

*wink*

 

~bn

[noviceny]

>Regarding Newton-John: Maybe this is her new career

>transition. She's realizing that since Xanadu she's become a

>gay icon and this is the easiest way for her to cash in on the

>action. You too can get an official 'seal of escort approval'

>from the Hopelessly Devoted one herself.

>

>*wink*

>

>~bn

 

When I was a kid, I bought the Xanadu soundtrack...in fact I think it was the first soundtrack I ever bought. and I had the nerve to say I was straight !!!

:-)

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

You poor, misguided man

 

I think my 'gay music moment' came when i bought the Original Broadway Cast of 'Into the Woods' with Bernadette Peters my freshman year of college. It had been out for awhile, but i had just seen a tape of the show from an old PBS broadcast.

 

GAY GAY GAY. I shoulda known then.

 

 

~bn

[noviceny]

>You poor, misguided man

>

>I think my 'gay music moment' came when i bought the Original

>Broadway Cast of 'Into the Woods' with Bernadette Peters my

>freshman year of college. It had been out for awhile, but i

>had just seen a tape of the show from an old PBS broadcast.

>

>GAY GAY GAY. I shoulda known then.

>

>

>~bn

 

 

This is probably a thought for another thread but what is our attraction to showtunes and the like. Is it possible that all persons have a natural disposition to enjoy musical performances, but the societal imposition of false masculinity (hows that for a mouthful) doesnt not allow straights (male) to admit or embrace the love of showtunes ???

After all, my straight friends are all about listening and dancing to the most gay house and club music, but thats cause if you dance real well then you are a bad ass and can probably fuck :-)

[RockHard]

<"If you don't like his price, then it's easy to move on to the next guy, but brow-beating him for charging what the market will bear is silly.">

 

This reads as defensive to me. The suggestion that someone was "brow-beating him for charging what the market will bear" seems a bit histrionic and out of place in this context because no one was criticizing his skills as an escort or denying he had many fans with open wallets. Given Mr. Nicholas' penchant for drama (with music), I'll forgive him this negligible faux-pas.

 

If this comment is in any way referencing my posts, I feel analyzing a $400 fee juxtaposed with a scrappy presentation is always justified. It also made the case for a you've-got-to-be-kidding-me chuckle and easy dismissal. No problem moving on here.

 

From a $50 hamburger at db Bistro Moderne to a 450 sq. ft. studio, with bad internet photos, selling for half-a-million dollars, consumers challenge the price of goods and services every day. And if a shoddy presentation doesn't live up to the price tag, people WILL talk about it. Plus, this is one subject anyone in advertising and public relations can't dismiss as silly.

 

Frankly, Mr. Scott should be grateful for my critique. Maybe now he will consider removing that silly photo from his homepage, save himself a lawsuit, and consider hiring Mr. Nicholas' web designer. Sounds like a win-win to me.

 

Mr. Scott, feel free to send me a $400 check.

[VaHawk]

"I call it as I see it and it's just my opinion."

 

Since it's just your opinion, why are you, yourself getting so defensive when others' post an opinion different than yours? Could it be that you think your opinion is always right, and everyone who disagrees with you is always wrong? :o

 

And, you are the one who criticized the escort's fee, dismissing it as something you wouldn't pay, and comparing it to getting fucked by a lawyer. Insulting to escorts, insulting to lawyers, insulting to the regular clients of the escort. And "so histrionic" to use your very own words. :o

 

If you were so concerned about this escort's presentation skills, then why not private him and offer some advice? Could it be that, that would deprive you of your chance to flaunt your self-described expert skills in a public whipping of someone who did not seek your advice? Talk about an attention w*h*o*r*e! :-(

[RockHard]

<"Since it's just your opinion, why are you, yourself getting so defensive when others' post an opinion different than yours?">

 

"You, yourself" is redundant and I'm not "so" defending anything. Communication requires comprehension and clarification. You are free to spin words any way you wish.

 

Furthermore, no one has offered an opinion different from mine. No one has said his website (design and writing) offers good reason to fork over $400 for his services.

 

<"Could it be that you think your opinion is always right, and everyone who disagrees with you is always wrong?">

 

"Always" is an absolute. Very few absolutes in my life. Of course I think my opinion is right...unless someone smarter (or more experienced) can prove me wrong. Then I pay homage.

 

<"Insulting to escorts, insulting to lawyers, insulting to the regular clients of the escort.">

 

Oh please, is someone in need of an Edwardian fix? What's life without a little prodding? I thought that line was funny. This is an escort forum, for goodness sakes. Spare me your desire to control the expressing of opinion.

 

<"If you were so concerned about this escort's presentation skills, then why not private him and offer some advice?">

 

I'm not "so" concerned about anything. If everyone sent private messages for fear of "insulting" someone, there would be no forum.

 

<"Could it be that, that would deprive you of your chance to flaunt your self-described expert skills in a public whipping of someone who did not seek your advice? Talk about an attention w*h*o*r*e!">

 

Well, I've always said it takes one to know one. But, some of us don't have to write self-serving spin or call others names to get attention.

[buckguy]

You're just trying to make trouble and no one was buying it. But you get the rise out of people you wanted, didn't you.

[Curmudgeon]

>But, some of us don't have to write self-serving spin

>or call others names to get attention.

 

ROFL!

 

That's exactly what you've done on every thread you've participated in (although you were ignored in most of them) and now you accuse others of it when you finally got someone to take the bait?

 

Don't dish it out if you can't take having it thrown back in your face, dude. This is no place for a glass jaw.

[MikeBiDude]

>>RockHard Sun Oct-09-05 01:08 PM

Member since Oct 03rd 2005<<

 

Wow, a member since last Monday? And that point by point quote/rebuttal style. I smell a bonnie banned member from over "there"!

[RockHard]

>>But, some of us don't have to write self-serving spin

>>or call others names to get attention.

>

>ROFL!

>

>That's exactly what you've done on every thread you've

>participated in (although you were ignored in most of them)

>and now you accuse others of it when you finally got someone

>to take the bait?

>

>Don't dish it out if you can't take having it thrown back in

>your face, dude. This is no place for a glass jaw.

 

I'm happy to provide you with a laugh, dude. Maybe the issue really is reading comprehension and understanding the meaning of words because I haven't spun anyone else's words and nor have I called anyone names. Knock yourself out trying to quote me, dude. I look forward to that laugh.

 

I don't mind having anything thrown back in my face, dude, as long as it contains some truth and substance. Got any of that for me, sweetie?

[RockHard]

>>>RockHard Sun Oct-09-05 01:08 PM

>Member since Oct 03rd 2005<<

>

>Wow, a member since last Monday? And that point by point

>quote/rebuttal style. I smell a bonnie banned member from over

>"there"!

 

What was I saying about rumor and innuendo? Maybe that was another thread.

 

Every forum has posters who promote conspiracy. How original MikeBiDude.

 

Truth be told, I've been reading and writing reviews on Hooboy for many, many years but I never registered for the Message Center until six months ago. My registration never "took" because I kept letting the waiting-period lapse. I had the impression I was doing something wrong or the site was screwed up.

 

After missing all the Benjamin Nicholas uproar, I decided to email Daddy to find out what was wrong with my attempts at registering. He explained and I finally got it right on October 3.

 

I recently tried to write html on this board but my attempt at that failed. It seems different forums accept different code. I have a specific style of quoting others that I haven't been able to illustrate yet. Thanks to that friendly dude, Curmudgeon, his "exactly" taught me to use brackets instead of [/b]. (Thank you, C.)

 

For the record, this is the only escort review site I patronize and the only one with whom I'm registered. There's only one RockHard and that's me.

 

I'm sure none of these truths will have any affect on the conspiracy theorists.

[+ deej]

>>>RockHard Sun Oct-09-05 01:08 PM

>Member since Oct 03rd 2005<<

>

>Wow, a member since last Monday? And that point by point

>quote/rebuttal style. I smell a bonnie banned member from over

>"there"!

 

Your point is noted (by many, probably), but let's not engage in shadow boxing.

 

That's a game for frightened little girls on a site serving castoffs.

[+ Unicorn]

I hired him a number of years ago, and had a great time with him. The pictures on his site are a number of years old, too. I didn't pay anywhere near $400, and I'm surprised he can get away with that now. It's not as if he's the only handsome escort in town. I would definitely hire him again--but not at that price...

[pwchiu]

My partner and I had a terrible experience recently on a weekend trip to Las Vegas We emailed Zachery Scott, set up ato 2 hour appointment. He was to meet us at the Venetian. He never showed up or called. We must have left 20 messages. He never bother to call back.Also last weekend we have a NO SHOW again with d BRAD BOYD an escort from Des Moines Iowa visiting San Francanisco. We bent over and change our schedule to acommodate him. He called up 15 minutes before the appointment and said he was "not up to it".

 

What is happening to those escorts?

[JT Brooklyn]

Is there still a "No Show" Area? I know at one time there was...

As for B.B. he does read and contribute to this site.

So possibly he will answer this No Show Statement, If the rules allow.

 

I know with Reviews, it is the Escort, who can respond to the Review..Good-Bad-Indifferent... and that is the end of it..Which is just as well. It's all History... :+