No Chopsticks Here

[+ Lucky]

Giving a whole new meaning to Chinese take-out, today's review of Asian escort Russell in Seattle brings up a seriously understudied problem, the no-dump escort:

 

"I was feeling a little brave, and very turned on, so I nervously asked if he felt like he could take a dump in my mouth as I rimmed him. I have only done it once before (Touya/Tokyo) so I have not had a lot of experience with scat, but wanted to try again. Russell was not turned off by the request, and said he would try if he could. We continued for a while, and I could feel him trying to "go," but in the end I chickened-out, and asked him not to give me his dump. As it turned out, he was not able to anyway, so it was just as well. However, I was impressed by his willingness to try."

 

What if the reviewer had not chickened-out? Would he have given Russell a shitty review for his inability to perform?

 

(Scat fans: Hey, just having a little fun here. They say the MC was getting boring, so...)

[VaHawk]

I didn't read the review until your posting, but thanks for steering me to the best laugh I've had in quite a while! :7

 

Funniest line to me was "my two little chest penises". HAHAHAHA! Now just where are the gonads attached to those "little chest penises"? I wonder if those "little chest penises" are bigger than the main penis!

 

Man, and to think people BITCH about an escort's fees, when they have to endure clients such as this one! :o

[Rick Munroe]

Dear God (and I'm an atheist, so you know this is big): please let noviceny miss this thread.

[VaHawk]

Can't say I 100% understand your posting, but I can say that I'm 100% glad that you are posting again, as you have always made me laugh and also think with your more serious postings. Welcome back, you have been missed. :-)

[mmk]

maybe I just do not read the reviews as carefully as I used to but I cannot recall anytime that scatting has ever been mentioned, even a failed attempt.

[flguy]

I'm with you Rick, Novice will go crazy with this one.

[+ deej]

>Dear God (and I'm an atheist, so you know this is big):

>please let noviceny miss this thread.

 

ROFL