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I don't know what scale of measurement the latest reviewer of Michael Brandon actually uses, but with a normal 12" ruler Michael is over 10".

 

I am a size queen, and I've hired some of the biggest in the business. I have my own scale. A cock has to be a least 9" to hit my second sphincter. It's hurts a little when I get pounded that deep. But it is very erotic when I am sexually aroused. Like someone scratching your back or biting your neck, to heighten your sexual experience.

 

But, there is another class of tools that are so long that they slide into the second sphincter. Michael is definately in that class. He does such a good job of working your hole before he ever enters, that you feel no pain when he slides it in. But to slide into the inner sphincter takes real relaxation on the bottom's part. It is the most amazing feeling when you reach the point where his cock can slide in so deep. I feel a warm glowing ache in the pit of my stomach. It's a very submissive sexy feeling to be so stuffed by a cock.

 

Michael, I had one of the best weekends in my life with you. Remember Peoria.

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No, but I have measured a cock before it went up my ass. Plus there is literature available on anal sex that talks about the size of a cock needed to hit the second sphincter.

 

I am sorry taking a big cock is uncomfortable for you. Luckily the majority of cocks are 6" or less.

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Hi guys, that review is mine. I knew it might raise some controversy, but I think it's important to use real measurements, not the exaggerated ones that prevail here. I stress in the review that Michael Brandon does, indeed, have a big cock. But I know the length of my hand from forefinger to wrist, and that makes it pretty simple to get a good idea of the length of a cock when you're holding it in your hand. I'm not sure there are any 10 or 11 inch cocks. Maybe, but they are rare.

I think it was Fin Fang who observed in another post (about a Gaiety dancer) that 7.5 inches is very big. Going with REAL measurements, even a 7 inch cock is obviously well above average (which is supposedly 6"), and an 8 incher is huge.

That we size queens love to add inches to our faves to nourish our fantasies is fine, but as a reviewer, I appreciate when people tell the truth.

So if it makes you feel better, just consider my scale to be one or two inches less than yours.

As for reality, I defy you to show a photo of Michael or any of the other so called 10-inchers with a ruler next to his hard cock, positioned so you are measured from pubic bone to tip.

Also note, I did not mean this as a put down of Michael. He's hot and hung and great sex, we all agree on that.

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I never utilitzed Michael Brandon's services so I cannot speak to that. I saw his Monster up close at a show in New York. We met once in Chicago but I was unable to whip out my yard stick and I never bothered to measure my wrist because my wrist does not provide me enough pleasure to measure.

 

I think the Monster Michael packs between his legs is HUGE. Personally, I prefer and hand or mouthful.

 

However, Michael Brandon is a rare breed in his industry. He is successful yet he is a really nice, genuine guy. I found it pleasant simply to be around him.

 

Dicker about his dick if you will, but I encourage you to see beneath the skin.

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A damn fine response HB~

 

While it's often said that the 'clothes make the man,' i'd rather spend my time with someone dressing in Target's fall line with a great personality to match. As for a dick, anything more than a mouthful is a waste (for me)... Eh *shrugs*

 

There's really something to be said for a guy who's been in this industry for awhile (ie, Mr. Brandon) and still has the courtesy & genuine interest to sit and chat with total strangers. He's the real deal in my experiences. Accolades definitely deserved.

 

I have no doubt that many more stellar reviews are headed his way.

 

 

Warmest Always,

 

 

 

Benjamin Nicholas

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I have a vid with a VERY young Michael Brandon.Back then he was a very skinny,tall(lanky)sissy boy with a big dick.He is MUCH sexier these days.

And I really think that his dick is much closer to 10 inches than 8.I have seen it in person and I am a pretty good judge of size.

Strange,and kinda silly,that we are debating 2 inches.Pretty shallow bunch here eh?

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I repeat that my review was not a put down of Michael. Yes, I agree he is a very nice guy. He was relaxing and pleasant to talk to and be with. His cock is big, it's just that we've all gotten used to reading exaggerated sizes for pretty much every escort reviewed here. We regularly call 8 inches 10. Some reviewers call 6 inches 10 (see reviews of escorts like Tommy Tam). I just told the truth as I believe it to be.

When the photo arrives with the ruler proving me wrong, I'll be delighted to admit my error. Meanwhile, please accept my assurances that I thought Michael was terrific both as a sexual performer and a human being.

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