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Anyone else troubled by today's review of Kristian?

 

I want to say at the outset, I have never hired him, but I have met him. The reason I am troubled has to do with the remark the reviewer makes about comments made by Kristian regarding the age and fitness level of most of his clients.

 

Here's what troubles me; having met him, he doesn't seem like the type that would make that remark (although of course no one can say what goes on privately between two people). That being said, if the remark is true, I have some friends who have hired him and I wonder what their feelings are when they read something like this. As a general question to other posters here, would reading a remark like this change whether you would be interested in hiring that escort?

 

The other thing that occurs to me, since I would expect someone of Kristian's reputation to be more discrete, could this review be a set up by a jealous colleague?

Just a thought....interested in your opinion...

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I haven't met Kristian, but I was troubled by this review on many levels.

 

A truly closeted Olympic athlete is NOT going to be posting reviews. I'm sorry, that's just stretching reality too far. Says he's a team player. How many frigging team entries did we have over there? How difficult would this be to narrow down? Their travel schedules are publicly available.

 

I wouldn't be at all surprised by the remarks attributed to Kristian, tho. And I'm not bothered at all. I have a mirror. I know I'm not ripped (more like spindled and mutilated) and I HOPE I'm not the ugliest thing an escort might encounter. I do still have that mirror.

 

But consider this: that "hot olympic athlete" heard the same "you're hot" prattle that you or I would hear.

 

I took the remarks as nothing more than Kristian being adoring. And it seems he's that way with everyone.

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I also had a reaction after reading the review but more on the reviewer being a fit full of himself. It was a more a review of himself than it was of Kristian (who seems to have nothing but great reviews). There is nothing wrong with Kristian making such a statement (which probably reflects reality) in the privacy of a session. Enough of the PC police!!!

 

Actually, you might be able to easily come up with a small pool of potential candidates on the reviewer. Let's see - in his 30s, team sports in the Olympics that also has a professional league..... Basketball anyone?

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Yes I was very troubled by this first time reviewer, I for one have met Kristian and can't really think he was the type that would say that. Answer me one question, why would an Olympic athlete with 9' need with an escort. 99.9% of the athletes I seen on TV were hot. Maybe it's just me but I think SportsProBall09 is trying to start a problem for Kristian.

 

When in doubt I whip it out :+

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>Anyone else troubled by today's review of Kristian?

 

Not me. But then again, I don't take "lock, stock and barrel", anything that a reviewer, especially a first time reviewer states.

 

>As a general question to other posters here, would reading a remark like this change whether you would be interested in hiring that escort?

 

NO! Why would you even ask such a question? There is nothing to

substantiate that Kristian made the comment, except the comments made by the reviewer. And even if Kristian did make the statements, so what? Are we so blind, that we can't recognize that a young, fit escort would be more attracted to a client who is the same?

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>The other thing that occurs to me, since I would expect

>someone of Kristian's reputation to be more discrete, could

>this review be a set up by a jealous colleague?

 

Now this, I just don't get! I reread the review 4 times after this post, and I still don't see anything negative about the review, which I would expect if it was a "set up by a jealous colleague".

 

And what is with the comments by others, that the reviewer is not a legitimate pro athlete/olympic participant? Hasn't Daddy himself said that there are many "celebrities" who post here, who would be instantly recognizable if they used their real names?

 

Maybe the reviewer is as he states, but maybe he isn't, so what?

Why would it matter to anyone? Would he be the first reviewer to "blow his own horn" or fudge his personal facts? What is the solution for such quandries, except HB personally meeting and verifying the reviewer?

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The Bottom line is,if Kristian made the remark? , the important thing is that he doesn't exhibit that attitude to those of us that fall into that category. I have been with him and never felt that he wasn't pleased with me or had fun with me. Of course I was in the presence of some other hotties. I too think that the guy might have been full of himself. Many on here have been with Kristian and know that he is about as loving and caring to all that one can be. HUGS Chuck :9 :9 :9 :9

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Hey guys!

I absolutely agree with Vahawk on this:

 

This sounds like a rave review to me.

 

It might be not very well written; it might be a little odd for an escort to read; I might doubt the veracity of the reviewer's identity, or if not, I have a lot to say about his IQ. (It's very easy to find out who he is if indeed he is whoe he says).

 

However, in my mind, Kristian is a hot, professional, muscular and hung as in my hottest fantasies. (As he has always been)

 

A big slurp on Kristian's left nipple... and let's move on!

 

Happy day-dreaming!

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>Answer me one question, why would an

>Olympic athlete with 9' need with an escort. 99.9% of the

>athletes I seen on TV were hot. Maybe it's just me but I think

>SportsProBall09 is trying to start a problem for Kristian.

 

No where did the reviewer state that he had 9"(inches) much less 9'(feet) of cock. Why do you feel that older, out of shape men are the only people that hire escorts? Plenty of reviews, plenty of people who post on the mc prove the lie to that hypothesis.

 

Now that you have stumbled on the dismount, please turn in your gold medal to FIG. :)

 

"You: I am in my early 30's and play both professional sports and was honored to play for the USA on a team that travelled to the Olympics this Summer. I look for escorts to reduce the hassles of avoiding the press and avoid other logistical problems. This is the first escort that I've seen that merits a written review from me...Kristian is pretty damn hot!"

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>Actually, you might be able to easily come up with a small

>pool of potential candidates on the reviewer. Let's see - in

>his 30s, team sports in the Olympics that also has a

>professional league..... Basketball anyone?

 

RIF (Reading is Fundamental). Where in the below did it state that the reviewer was involved in a professional "team" sport? It only stated that he was part of the U.S. Olympic "team". All U.S. athletes whether participating in individual events or team sports were part of the "USA team".

 

"You: I am in my early 30's and play both professional sports and was honored to play for the USA on a team that travelled to the Olympics this Summer. I look for escorts to reduce the hassles of avoiding the press and avoid other logistical problems. This is the first escort that I've seen that merits a written review from me...Kristian is pretty damn hot!

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Well some of you have stated that I´m a ¨negative nellie¨ because I call a spade a spade (hint: SF Twink scam, Aaron Westin and Mr. William)

I had an appointment with Kritian within in the last couple months, I find it highly improbable that he we make such a remark. You cannot do better escort wise in LA!

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What's the big deal about?

 

It really doesn't matter whether Kristian made the remark to this client or not. I don't think that a comment about how hot a client is compared to most of his clients is a big deal. If he gave my name, address and phone number to another client I'd be pissed (no way Kristian would ever do that in my opinion).

 

I've been with Kristian on three separate occasions and I'm older and overweight. Kristian has been a passionate man with me, has topped me all three times we've been together, bottomed for me all three times we've been together and kissed like a fiend all three times we've been together.

 

It doesn't matter to me if he really "gets into" a client that is a big hung athlete. I know that when I'm with him he is totally mine and into me for the session. I can't imagine Kristian continuing to escort if he didn't give it his "all". The important thing to me is that he is passionate, loves oral both ways, is a great, hung top and an incredible, hungry bottom all rolled into one man.

 

If Kristian made the comment to this client or didn't make the comment to this client, it doesn't matter. I'd hire Kristian any day, any time. The man is a sex machine and a sweetheart of a person. If I end up going to LA and he's there, I'll try to set up an appointment. If he travels back to Philly to Premier, I'll be up there to see him. Kristian is definitely in the top five escorts I've ever hired.

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>No where did the reviewer state that he had 9"(inches) much

>less 9'(feet) of cock.

 

Kristian is a pro...he quickly removed my clothes and went down on my cock like it was the last cock he was ever going to suck. He worked the entire 9" of the shaft, taking in one of my balls too. I had to make him slow down, he was getting me too close to cumming.

 

When in doubt I whip it out :+

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VaHawk, put on your specs! The reviewer did state that he had 9 inches and compared it to Kristian's 11 inches! Boy, I would have luved to be a fly on the wall when those two dicks met up }(

 

Anyway, I wasn't bothered at all by the reviewer's comments. Even if Kristian said what we were told, it wouldn't upset me or change my mind about hiring him if I was in his area.

 

I also read the reviewer's comments about himself to indicate he played on "a team" on the USA Olympic team, which would indicate basketball (or baseball?)or even swim team??. Oh who cares!!!:+

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I chuckled and shrugged.

 

Reports on Kristian paint a picture of a very nice, very hot man with a voracious and creative sexual appetite. If another client gets to hear nice things from his lips that set the mood for a rocking sexual encounter, good for him. I've heard things from escorts' lips that set the mood too -- and I'm not talkin' "slurp, slurp, slurp". }(

 

The escort/client relationship is a delicate web of desires (not all of them sexual) and illusions (not all of them untrue) that changes from person to person, and encounter to encounter. Clients' reports of these encounters reflects more of what's going on in their heads than in the escorts'.

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I'm sure it went something like this:

 

1. Kristian complemented the client on his looks or some feature.

 

OR, the client asked if Kristian thought he was attractive, and Kristian said Yes.

 

2. The client then or later asked Kristian what most of Kristian's clients are/look like (clients often want to know that) and Kristian said some are old some are young most are between, some are married, some are sinlge some are gay, some are muscular (like you) some aren't. etc.

 

In the client's mind this gets translated "Kristian said I was the most muscular (hottest) client ever" which is great for the client's ego, and that's a good thing, but doesn't truly represent the likely conversation and makes for a somewhat "negative" review.

 

I wish it hadn't been published as there's very little chance that the reviewer is who he says he is. Kristian's a very good guy, he truly loves what he does. Like my "hotmail" review, just ignore this one.

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I dont really see what people are getting excited about. An "allegedly" hot looking client is complimented by an escort. The escort "allegedly" makes a comment in general terms regarding his general clientel. The escort did not, as far as I am concerned, say anything nasty or MORE IMPORTANTLY did not refer to any particular client - now that would have been a hanging offence !! Assuming the review is genuine the guy paid a client a compliment - I dont really think he dished his previous clients at all. Indeed, having just re read the review I dont even think the reviewer was trying to suggest he was. I think some people here are finding conspiracies where they just aint. Cheers and greeting from Downunder.

 

PS: On an Olympic aside - are you guys aware that on a per capita by Gold Medal tally basis we Aussies - yet again - whipped your butts at the Olympics !!

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Interesting observations.

I read the review and being the eternal optimist, figured that I was the exception to most of his clients (lol).

He`s still one hot fuck and fucker and I would get with him again at any time.

 

 

Now about that Aussie Olympic Post -who really cares?? -but you do have a great looking body. :-)

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I was thinking exactly the same thing as Rod stated in his conjectured conversation between "hot" client and escort.

 

If true, it says much more about the client (egoistic, somewhat insecure misanthrope) than the escort.

 

I've been with Kristian before - I'd definitely do it again!

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It is so interesting to see so many posts on this subject. I had read the review and to be honest it did play on my insecurities a little.

 

The reality is that it is quite possible Kristian may have said what was attributed to him in the latest review. Many clients are over weight, out of shape or elderly. It may be refreshing for him to have a client that is on the same level physically. The reviewer I am sure didn't think he would be ruining the fantasy that Kristian tries to create, the fantasy that says no matter what our flaws we can be appreciated by someone as physically perfect as Kristian.

Ajac

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