What'sk up with Aion of DC?

[Hamlet]

His response to a negative review today has got to go onto the list of most incoherent escort utterances ever - and close to the top. Is he on drugs? Unhinged? Does he normally talk this way? I’d be interested in hearing from people other than the guy who reviewed him. Based on his response today not only would I not feel comfortable with him in the bedroom, I would even prefer not to be on the same subway car with him (you know, that creepy guy with the suspicious-looking cello case).

[Southern Blue Suicide]

Beats the hell out of me!

 

I wrote the review. There was never a tuba, xylophone, piano & CERTAINLY, NO CELLO in my room during this appointment.

 

So I'm to believe that he is stating that I wanted him to lug this Big Ass cello(in an even bigger ass bag) onto the DC Metro to play in my hotel room RATHER THAN maybe forty-five minutes of good old fashioned hard screwing?(my mission in ALL of the twenty plus guys I've reviewed)

 

I'll hand it to him-- much more of a vivid lie than R. Turner's previous reaccount/response.

 

You'll never see me post in the Escort's section-HOT HARPIST? I promise I was born with THE ONLY instrument that needs some "wood wind work" during a paid session LOL

 

 

I stand by "ditzy"

 

-Mc-

[Skyyguy]

I had to reread that response. I thought someone put something in my Starbucks. But even before the review; I had my doubts just based on his wierd rate. $270? Odd. His pics on his web site? Odd. Knowing not to hire an escort when you have 2 Odd's; priceless.

[sman]

PRICELESS.

 

i always enjoy reading blue suicides reviews. but this reply from aion.. wooooooooowwwwwwww. i never knew you could rent an escort to play cello in your room. i think his encounter with "blue suicide" floored him.

[AdamSmith]

Masybe Aion has a thing for only talking in sexual metaphor?

 

Sitting / Kneeling sex positions

Armchair -- variant on the watching the game; woman sits in a chair; man kneels in front of the woman.

Black bee-- man sits, hands behind on the floor; woman sits on top, hands on shoulders.

Furniture -- woman on the edge of furniture, legs spread; man kneels.

Persuading of the debtor -- man penetrates kneeling; woman on back, ankles on each side of man's shoulders.

Playing of the cello -- woman on back, ankles on one of the man's shoulders; man kneeling penetrates from back; also know as Playing of the violin.[/b]

Proposal -- woman kneels, legs apart; man kneels, one knee on ground.

Split level -- woman on bottom, legs around man; man kneels.

Watching the game -- variant on the cowgirl position; man sits in a chair; woman sits, facing the man; also know as the Lap dance.

 

http://www.fact-index.com/l/li/list_of_sex_positions.html

[Guest rampo]

I hired Aion once several years ago. The word that best comes to mind is "flake" - he was quite a chatterbox. I live in a mixed race neighborhood and his comments about the people we passed as we drove to my house were not exactly enlightened, which was a total turnoff for me. To be fair, he did try to deliver all that was promised, but he simply did not click with me at all. I rushed us through the appointment and was glad when it was all over. I wrote the whole experience off as really bad chemistry.

[buckguy]

RE: What's up with Aion of DC?

 

I'm another past, dissatisfied customer. He was quite late, offered no explanation, and forgot the condoms & lube (unfortunately so had I). And he chattered on in a very presumptuaous way. Drugs, periodic burnout, whatever. I think he's a good one to skip.

[pierrot]

Frankly it was all weird, the review and particularly the response. In addition, what's with the strange names, "Aion" is odd, and "Blue Suicide" is creepy.