A hard man is hard to find

[Guest backbaygayguy]

VaHawk in another post about fucking said that many escorts “can't even get it hard enough to accommodate you, unless you look like Prince William!” This left me wondering about others’ experience. I’m somewhat new to escorts, let’s say my sample size is around 15 guys (some with repeat sessions), ranging in age from early 20s to mid-40s, and from vanilla bottom to aggressive top. I’m in my mid-50s, a little overweight, don't look like William, and am not that experienced.

 

About half the time, the hard wood in the picture doesn’t match the dough stick in my mouth. In most cases, the guy responds to oral, gets hard, and we have a good time. I’m not into size and don’t do much anal, but I enjoy sucking. I don’t expect the guy to be saluting the whole session, but hard for part of it would be nice. (Of course there are other enjoyable activities not focused on his cock.) Hey, I know it’s hard work -- as one escort said, referring to his own “talent,” it’s not every guy can have sex with someone they wouldn’t even look at in a bar -- but I am paying good money for an advertised service.

 

In one case, the guy got hard during our initial kissing, and then couldn’t get it up at all even tho’ he was desperately trying. Halfway through the session he announced he couldn’t stay because he couldn’t satisfy me (I only wanted to suck him, no anal). I wrote it off as an off night (he has numerous good reviews).

 

Are my standards too high? Or is no wood half the time the “industry standard”? I’m beginning to understand why reviewers mention that a guy was hard the entire time -- because it’s not always the case???

[SouthBeachBtm]

You bring up a good subject for discusion. It is true that on rare occasions an Escort can have a bad night. But generally speaking, it should not happen very often. If it does, then he is in the wrong profession. Especially now with "Enhancement Drugs" like Viagra, there is no excuse for an Escort who is charging 200+ for his time to then not be able to do as advertised.

 

Again, it is up to the escort to provide "Top Quality" service if he wishes to charge "Top Rates" for his time.

 

Certainly, an Escort who does have a bad night should only charge a nominal fee, maybe $50.00.

[pierrot]

I agree that if the escort can't get it up, he shouldn't be charging. After all, we're not usually paying him just for his presence.

I've had this happen a couple of times. Once was with a very hot, "daddy" type. Of course it IS more difficult the older you get, but I just didn't understand why he had not popped a viagra -- it's so simple.

Your experience where the guy just left and didn't charge was very ethical of him.

[Guest RandyRon]

I guess I'm just lucky or have picked the best of those available in Chicago. Since I look more like an old Orson Wells than Prince William, I have to think if the escort were going to have a problem it would be with me.

 

 

As a matter of fact, the escort I see most often seems to have a "Woody" the minute he comes through the door and keeps it even after he pops his load. In his case I would like to see it soft just once. I may be perverse (may be hell, I am perverse) but I like to start out sucking on a soft one and let it get hard in my mouth. I'm mostly oral but I once asked this guy if he would mind topping me. His comment was that as long as I enjoyed it and let him know verbally, he would fuck my brains out and have a great time doing it.

 

I also like to rim and I've found that that almost always gets a rise out of the guy along with a lot of moaning and him pulling his cheeks apart to give me a better shot at his hole.

 

If it were my first time with the escort, I would definitely expect a stiff one but if he were a regular escort and it was a one time thing I would just switch to kissing and eating his ass and chalk it up to a bad night.

 

Thanks for the thread. It's always nice to start the weekend talking about hard cocks.

[BigD]

I expect the escort to get hard and I have never

been dissapointed. And this is after extensive experience.

I don't understand why some have problems with this. Case in

point is Cole Kinkaid in Dallas. He has 4 reviews, 2 are good

to excellent, one being by me, and the other 2 reviews are

horrible, both stating he never got it hard or couldn't keep

it hard. I don't think it has as much to do with our appearance

as our attitudes. I am an obese Jackie Gleason look-a-like.

These guys don't find me attractive. I know that and personally

want it that way. But hard dicks are what I expect and get.

Go figure.

BigD

[+ Axiom2001]

:9 I second RandyRod's response, esp. his last sentence: "It's always nice to start the weekend talking about hard cocks." Thanks, men! I'm in need of one right now! :9

[VaHawk]

"Since I look more like an old Orson Wells than Prince William, I have to think if the escort were going to have a problem it would be with me."

 

LMFAO! This comment is "priceless"! :7

[VaHawk]

"I don't think it has as much to do with our appearance

as our attitudes."

 

OH GOD! ONCE again it the "attitude", "lack of chemistry" on the part of the CLIENT!, so ALL should be excused on the part of the escort who PROMISES to deliver a WOODY! and delivers a LIMPY!. God, this perspective just really "slays me"!

 

If an escort advertises as a top, displays pictures of a BIG woody, shows up and has a limp little willie that needs an injection of concrete to get half-hard, then it MUST be the ATTITUDE of the client that is the problem!

[mmk]

Randy-you are not perverse at all

 

I love to take a guy when he is soft at first and then have him get hard while I am working on him. It is nice when they are hard right away but there is something to be said about working it up to the erect state while it is in your mouth

[BigD]

what ever works for you....