Woe is me

[Trixie]

I'm in a funk, I'm blue, true blue. Has this ever happened to you?

I've got the cash and I've got the desire,

I just can't find a man to hire!

I've checked websites, chatrooms, back-alleys and bars,

Nobody out there is lighting my fire.

So, my dear countrymen, People of Hoo,

tonight i come pleading, begging of you,

If you know of an escort, macho & rough,

who giggles when tickled, that is enough!

Send him my way, shackled and cuffed!

 

La Trix

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Alright Trix. Now i want that said dilemma in Haiku form...

 

 

*Waits patiently*

 

 

Warmest Always,

 

 

Benjamin Nicholas

[AaronScottDC]

>I'm in a funk, I'm blue, true blue. Has this ever happened

>to you?

>I've got the cash and I've got the desire,

>I just can't find a man to hire!

>I've checked websites, chatrooms, back-alleys and bars,

>Nobody out there is lighting my fire.

>So, my dear countrymen, People of Hoo,

>tonight i come pleading, begging of you,

>If you know of an escort, macho & rough,

>who giggles when tickled, that is enough!

>Send him my way, shackled and cuffed!

>

>La Trix

>

>

 

Hey Trix, here is a book for you to read:

 

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0971879907.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

 

Aaron Scott DC

http://www.erados.com/AaronScottDC

http://www.male4malescorts.com/reviews/aaronscottdc.html

[bigguyinpasadena]

Trixie-Methinks you need a vacation!

Since my kinks are many and sundry I can usually find someone to scratch my itch.

But with housework,chores and laundry,I think I will save my money and get rich.

[Trixie]

RE: Haiku

 

Alright, just for you, sweet Benjamin!

 

 

Horny! Sleepless nights!

Where's the soft sole of my dreams?

Fingertips wait, manicured...

 

(all right, it's 5-7-7 instead of 5-7-5,

but it's still rather poignant, don't you think?)

 

 

Trixie-san

[Trixie]

RE: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Does it include reflexology?????

 

Trix

[Trixie]

Indeed, it's because of the eternal tedium of housecleaning that I've been able to save enough money to hire an escort! I haven't been a john in months!

 

I do need a vacation, 'tis true. In September I am flying to Tashkent to travel the Silk Road (even though Rick & Derek wouldn't carry my litter)... but in the meantime... where are my bucks, my blades? Quelle dommage!

 

 

La Trix