Ray, Chicago, does something sound off?

[johnnysneakers]

Just read today's (Sunday March 28th)rave review for Ray from Chicago, who is apparently a total bottom. However, all his other reviews seem amazingly similar with well endowed tops and all are also first time reviewers, save one.

 

Somehow this does not quite smell right, not that I am the least bit interested in a bottom like Ray. I simply want to throw this open to discussion.

[LovesYng]

OMG, Burt Blanks is 10", Big Daddy Dick is 11" and the review could not be verified then we have Big Banana at 12". Now all the other reviews are from first timers and also have very large tools, thick & big heads. Also one five time or more reviewer back in 2000 and that person is credible on the MC. What does Ray from Chicago think we all are, a bunch of assholes to believe this fuckin bull shit. The best review was the one with four or five guys, (I can't remember from laughing so hard) and all had BIG COCKS & BIG HEADS, 10" or better.

 

These reviews are one of the best sci-fi reading in a long time, keep up the good work Ray from Chicago x(

 

When in doubt I whip it out :+

[CT Dick]

Good point, Johnny. Of the 14 review, 13 are first timers. The only repeat is our own deej! Twelve all sounded similar and one was a totally negative attack.

 

Eight times the reviewer describes himself as endowed, hung big, etc. Four times they use the term "bubble butt," often in all caps. One review was by six guys who hired Ray for a gang bang and called themselves the "Bubble Butt Worshippers." Five of the reviewers were married.

 

Also, Ray seems to have covered all the bases: one older guy on Viagra, one Italian, one blue colloar, one African American, one 35 yo businessman with average endowment, etc.

 

Yup, doesn't sound clean to me either .x(

 

Dick

[+ deej]

I'll let you guys in on a secret: my review of Ray is true. ;-)

 

Ray is many things. He fancies himself str8, but he loves having a big dick up his ass. He's a bit of a hustler and manipulator, for sure. I tried to tell him over and over not to post false reviews because they WOULD be spotted. LOTS of rough edges on that one.

 

When I first saw him, he was cute & toned. He packed on some pounds over the years, but that ass and mouth was always perfect and willing.

 

He's an operator, and not a particularly smart one, but he IS a fabulous piece of ass. If I was still in Chicago, I'd still be fucking him regularly.

[LovesYng]

>I'll let you guys in on a secret: my review of Ray is true. ;-)

 

Never no lack of trust in your review Deej, your one of the good guys on here }(

 

When in doubt I whip it out :+

[+ deej]

>your one of the good guys on here }(

 

Except when I'm not. }(