Alfredo Zoolander

[Will]

Today there's a first-time review of a first-time-reviewed escort in London who calls himself Alfredo. He is exceptionally goodlooking, even for an escort; all the pictures on his website are professionally made and seem to come from a modeling portfolio. But the over-the-top pout and deeply covered eyes make him look like a caricature of Ben Stiller's Derek Zoolander, the stupidest male model alive. I wonder if Alfredo is for real. If he is, he should be the hit of American men in London. As the capital of England, it seems to provide a great overabundance of the lanky, boneless and hairless escorts that constitute the icon of gay beauty in that strange land. Some wannabe Violetta should check out Alfredo on their next trip and let us know how well he plays his cards.

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>[...]London[, a]s the capital of England, [...]

>seems to provide a great overabundance of the lanky, boneless

>and hairless escorts that constitute the icon of gay beauty in

>that strange land.

 

Will,

 

The "lanky" and "hairless", I understand. However, what does "boneless" mean in this context?

 

...Hoover

 

p.s. This reminds me of a Far Side cartoon about a "Boneless Chicken Ranch" that showed dozens of otherwise normal looking chickens draped over fence posts and lying limply with their beeks in a feedbox.