Get a digital camera, for God's sake!

[Guest roger]

Something a friend said to me last night made me think up this thread... he was in an AOL chatroom, talking to an escort, and the escort said his picture sucked---then he proceeded to tell the whole chatroom that the picture sucked. I asked the friend how old his picture was, and he said, "Oh, about ten years."

 

I laughed at him and offered to take a new picture (and yes, his old one did suck, and ten years is a bit too much). But, that also goes both ways, since I know some of the pictures on the escort sites are at least several years old.

 

Your nominee for the escort with the oldest pictures posted?

 

Roger

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[Michael]

Arnaud, http://membres.lycos.fr/arnaud44/ and http://www.male4malescorts.com/reviews/arnaud.html has been using the same pictures for the last 7 or 8 years at least, particularly this one:

 

http://membres.lycos.fr/arnaud44/a.jpg

[Flower]

Well at least Arnaud is still very very hot, in great shape and a very nice guy -- but can't say the same about SEAN HUNTER who is now quite "beefy" , wheezing from smoking too much and totally unlike his pics--at least 12 years older now and same pic

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/208/pictures/208_2.jpg

[Guest EWC]

>Your nominee for the escort with the oldest pictures posted?

The picture of Kevin Williams in the San Diego Escort Reviews. To be entirely fair, the picture is stunning and Kevin did have the worlds most perfect ass, but this picture is at least 14 years old and Kevin now looks very much the mid thirties guy that he is, stunning mid thirties tho he may be.

[Guest cavalier]

Jeremy Jasper Dawson of Louisville (aka Jeremy David Dawson) has used the same pictures, more or less, for 3 years. More remarkably, on the old escorts4you website, which has been down for at least a year-and-a-half, he lists his age as 26. On men4rentnow, a relatively new website, he lists his age as 22. On AmericanMale, he lists his age as 22 and 26 - in the same ad! Truly remarkable!

 

Along those lines, my personal favorite is Michael aka MichaelJohn aka MJ aka The Sexual Artiste, of DC and/or Virginia. MichaelJohn's current ad in men4rentnow says he's 26, although his print ads in the Washington Blade back in 1998 gave his age at that time as 24. Would that we all could trade off years on a 2 for 5 basis.

 

By the way, MichaelJohn's correct age is 35 or 36. Now, many escorts fudge a bit, but 10 years? Come on, Sexual Artiste!!!

 

Caveat emptor.

 

;-)