Is it just me...

[Guest showme43]

or does anyone else think most of Tony (in Orlando) "first time reviewer" reviews sound like they were wtitten by the same person.:o

[Ethan_NYC]

perhaps...much can be said about the repeated lack of capitalization.

[Guest cavalier]

No, it's not just you. This happens all the time.

 

Take the review of Christopher - Nashville posted Monday, August 25th. The reviewer suppposedly is another Nashville escort, Jaycen, who allegedly picked up Christopher at a local bar. This is Christopher's second review. The problem is that Christopher's first review, posted August 9th, is written in the same style, with no capitalizations, no punctuation, no apostrophes, etc. And, of course, both authors are first-time reviewers: JAYcen and JAYbird. What a coincidence! Moreover, the reviewer in Christopher's first review states that he is "a military man like chris". Hmmm. Jaycen is referred to as a "hot army boy" in his own February 14th review. Something smells very strange here.

 

But it doesn't end there. Jaycen has 4 reviews posted on this website, all of them coincidentally by first-time reviewers. His first review since moving from Bowling Green to Nashville, posted on June 29th, is in exactly the same style as the two Christopher reviews. How can one possibly explain these shocking coincidences? Does one care?

 

The one consolation is that looking at Jaycen's posted picture, he certainly needs all the help he can get. It probably explains why he hired Christopher - who coincidentally has no pictures posted on this website and no internet ads.

 

Caveat emptor.

 

[Rick Munroe]

>or does anyone else think most of Tony (in Orlando) "first

>time reviewer" reviews sound like they were wtitten by the

>same person.

 

All I know is I lost interest after he left Dawn.

 

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[Rick Munroe]

>or does anyone else think most of Tony (in Orlando) "first

>time reviewer" reviews sound like they were wtitten by the

>same person.

 

All I know is I lost interest after he left Dawn.

 

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[Guest bnabottom]

Yes, the Nashville reviews of "Jaycen" (what the hell kind of name is that anyway? The name of someone whose parents could not spell....) are obviously written by the same person. Notice the same rhetorical devices: e.g., "Would I rehire Jaycen? well he is coming back tonight!" (Reviewer "Jonathan") "Does he look as good out of his clothes as in? He sure does!" "Will I ever see him again? You better bet your last dollar I will drive 2 hours to see that hot army boy again. Would I recommend Jaycen as an escort? If you want to have an awesome night of erotic sex...Jaycen is your man." (Reviewer "Eric") "The most important thing...would I rehire Jaycen? Well if this answers your question...he is on his way here right now (2-6-03) for another three hours. " (A third (unnamed) reviewer). ....

Is there anyone alive who wouldn't see immediately that these reviews are all written by the same person? ("Jaycen" no doubt, who appears to be a doughy older guy). For some reason, many of the recent Nashville area reviews appear to be fakes and should be used with extreme caution. I just wonder why escorts think that no one catches on to this?

[woodlawn]

You appear to be right about Tony.

 

But if you want to see an escort with what appear to be more than a dozen reviews written by the same person, see the notorious Billy the Fake in Orlando.

[Guest roger]

Yeah, the reviews are questionable, but ..

 

You'd think that if the Army can teach someone how to fire one of those huge gun-thingys or drive a tank, that they could show someone how to take a clear and decent face shot.

 

I mean, c'mon. The boy is definitely Nashville's contender for the "What Were They Thinking When They Decided To Get Into Escorting" Awards, along with such other front-runners like:

 

"Sissy Slave" from Atlanta

"Mr Escort" from Orange County, CA

and "Bob Hope... um, I mean, HardHands" also from Atlanta.

 

I look at Jaycen's pictures on the Web and think such prurient thoughts as, "Bitch, get me a beer," (from http://www.male4malescorts.com) or "Oh God, don't sneeze on me!" (from http://www.americanmale.net). x(

 

They need to do an escort makeover show on Bravo. I'd watch it.

 

Roger

[Guest Throat Poker]

And then there's Chad Adams in today's reviews...

 

"I bet if I had cum down his throat he would have swallowed". Hmmm, just what you guys need - telepathic clients...or maybe? No, hush that scurrilous thought...

[Guest showme43]

Love that Thelma!!:7