Birmingham --- Cibola of the New South?

[Guest roger]

Thought I would share this...

 

There was a pretty cute guy who showed up on the landscape not too long ago down in B'ham, and then he pretty much fell off the radar. I fired off a inquiry just to see if he had retired, or worse, been eaten up by the business. Apparently he's just way out of my league:

 

"Thank you for your e-mail. The fact that you are interested in repeat sessions interests me as I only see repeat clients. I am somewhat of a unique escort. I don't do one nighters. I am what they call a high-end escort in the business. I have a client list that is comprised of mainly executives. I am bringing in between 2000 and 3500 a weekend right now. Demand is very high so it would not be in my best interest to take on a client that is paying what I would charge for a single night. Thank you for your request and compliments. I hope you find what you are looking for. Keep looking in the south because there is nothing like a nice southerner!"

 

The only thing I'm a bit suspicious of is that I know the market. Your average escort will get $800-$1,000 for a weekend. Really good escorts get up to $1,500. Hard to believe Birmingham Boi is outscoring a famous boi escort like Benjamin Nicholas, isn't it?

 

No reviews, no website, pretty generic pictures, and no text in his ad. And "top" it all off with a massive 5-inch endowment.

 

That must be one helluva deal with Satan.

 

R

 

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[bamaguy]

I live in Birmingham, and I've never heard of him. That would surprise me, unless he's lined up with one person who is financing him.

[Guest cavalier]

. . . or maybe he made a deal with Santa, Roger. Based on my experience, the rate ranges you quoted are about right for the Southeast. It strains credibility to believe that someone who has not "put in his time" and has no track record with reviewers could command those prices.

[Trixie]

Cibola? That's that dreadful virus that eats up your pocketbook, right?

Trix

[Guest roger]

>Cibola? That's that dreadful virus that eats up your

>pocketbook, right?

>Trix

 

 

That is f--king hilarious.

:7

[Will]

I was born and reared in Birmingham, and my family has been there since before Birmingham was Birmingham. Even so, it is not the same city I used to know. It is infinitely more livable than Atlanta, which has become hell on earth unless you don't mind its taking an hour to get to the grocery store and an hour to get back, but I'd be surprised to learn that Birmingham can sport the gay glitter that Atlanta has. I'd be even more surprised if that boy is earning $2-3K in a weekend. If he is, he won't have a functioning body part left within another couple of months, and so he may have to put himself on sale.

 

There is no delusion of grandeur like a Southern delusion of grandeur, as witness both Blanche DuBois and Truman Capote. I've been known to have the occasion delusion myself.

[Will]

But what and where, please, is Cibola?

[Guest roger]

It's that place those wacky Spaniards were looking for when they came to North America---a city built of gold and jewels, and... apparently populated with horny executive-types.

 

R

[bigguyinpasadena]

Here I thought it was a type of onion!

[Guest chris2345]

I didn't know there were escorts in bham, much less expensive ones...

[Guest cavalier]

There appears to be one less Birmingham escort now. Our little friend removed his ads from the Internet this weekend.

 

:-(