My Secret Shame

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Hard to believe but true:

 

There was once a time, in my long ago and secret shamefull past, when I actually knew all the lyrics to every song by Lime and Expose, when I spent my days at the beach laying out and my nights inbetween the sheets, never had a real day job (wait a minute, that sounds like what I do now), when I was not a dead ringer for the former govenor of New York and I could even get carded in a bar.

 

I even had a 28 inch waist in those days, pre-SARS, when everyone I knew, imaginary or not, was also a Twinky: http://members.aol.com/francoonduty/Images/franco1986.jpg

 

Oh, and this was also before Jeff disowned me, which I will have to discuss with the young man when he picks me up at the airport in Columbus. . . .

[+ Lucky]

Franco, you are getting too much sun. If you get any nuttier, you will have to move North to Marin or San Francisco. Be careful in Ohio, they may commit you.

I thought you were coming to New York in July?

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

New York In July

 

Talk about nutty....