I'm fascinated by Johann/Minneapolis's reviews

[+ Unicorn]

This guy has almost 30 reviews--which would be quite an accomplishment even in a client-filled city such as New York, LA, SF, or Fort Lauderdale. What's even more fascinating is that almost all of his reviews are by first-time reviewers. Well, some by second-time reviewers. Minneapolis must be a city full of clients who've hired no one but him!! :7 :7

[VaHawk]

If you have a point to make here then just state what it is, don't beat around the bush!

[VaHawk]

Well, from what I can see of Minneapolis, he looks like the only one worth hiring! So all, er excuse me, most of his reviews are by first timers. Let's see, he is the only hot looking guy there, and you can only post one review per escort per year, but 30 some reviews have been posted and the percentage of clients who post a review is what? Just my opinion, but sounds like a ringing endorsement to me!

[Guest ncm2169]

< Minneapolis must be a city full of clients who've hired no one but him!! >

 

Here's one client who hasn't. ;-)

[Guest luvuvdik]

Hey Guys,

Johann is one hot boy!! Without a doubt he is the best hung, nicest, and most professional escort in Minneapolis. He does not just "go through the motions" he takes pride in making every encounter an event--for him and for the client. I have been with him countless times and have refereed him to many friends who have also been captivated by him. I was the first to review him and while I have not written a great many reviews, I have taken time to write reviews of exceptional men. Johann is one of them.

Johann is definitely in a class all his own!

He is European, well educated and a trained masseur, and a wonderful lover. It is not only that he is the best Minneapolis has to offer..it's just that he is damn good at what he does. Don't mistreat him, guys! Just treat yourself to his wonderful services and you will have a friend for life!

Rick

[Guest ncm2169]

OK, I'll jump in here. I'm a client in Mpls who, as posted above, has not hired Johann. The fact that many of his reviews are from "first-timers" doesn't particularly bother me because, first, he does have good reviews from multiple reviewers, and second, I've been a first time reviewer so I know it does happen. ;-)

 

My reticence to hire him centers around the following (hopefully his fans can address them):

 

* How old is he (even approximately)? His current (as of today) AOL profile says he's 21. His reviews here and his listings on other sites say he's anywhere from early 20's to late 20's. Given the dating of some of that data, and the assumed escort "white lies" about age, he could be early-mid 30's.

 

* Who is he? When I first came across him, he was a Swedish masseur, which is consistent with one of his current email names, "Johannasson." His current AOL profile says he "moved from Czech Republic." In other venues he says he's a "recent Czech immigrant Bel Ami model type." I don't know many Czechs named Johannasson.

 

* What is he? All his reviews say he's a top. His most recent pic here has him in what I would call a "classic bottom pose." Assuming he's a total top, why post a pic that's a "come-on" ( x( ) to other tops?

 

This post is in no way meant to be disrespectful to Johann, and these issues may very well have nothing to do with his escorting prowess. I wish him well, as I do most escorts. It would just be nice to have some clarifications. :o

[+ Unicorn]

>* Who is he?

 

Not a very honest guy, apparently.

[Guest luvuvdik]

Come on Guys,

Johann was born in the Czech Republic and lived most of his young life there (he will be 23 this month!) and moved with his family to Sweden where he lived before coming to USA (to study and swim at the university). As with most middle or eastern Europeans, he is of mixed ancestry (Czech, Polish, Lithuanian, etc.) He is fluent (I have heard him communicatek with French, Sweds, Czech and Russians before, fluently, in their own languages.

Most escorts do not use their real names (duh!) in escorting and I don't think that makes them "dishonest". I also think that not getting the entire life history of an escort makes them "dishonest" either! From the reviews, one can put together bits and pieces of his life and history but that is not the best way to get the entire picture. If you have questions: ask him! He will talk to you once you get to know him a little bit. But don't question this hot boy's integrity.

I have had the pleasure of being with him countless times and he has always proved to be a great escort, always giving 110%, a great conversationalist--in a variety of languages(!) and on many and varied subjects, and a hell of a nice kid. Give yourself a the pleasure of his company and you'll be captivated too!

Don't jerk him around. He doesn't like game players...be honest with him and he will return in kind!

[Uncle Bill]

For a 23 year old, he sure looks like 33. Glad we have someone with the "facts" and who proves that a young age doesn't guarantee young looks

[Guest gentle guy]

I understand everything you've written in Johann's defense. I also know a few people of mixed ethnic backgrounds similar to Johann's who look just like him (lucky people). Also, what he says (or doesn't say) about himself is his privilege, as long as he is not engaging in manipulative deception.

 

However...why is an exclusive top submitting a photo that advertises himself as a bottom? No fair teasing! :+

[jimmer]

I had an appointment with Johann on the road, and, when he decided not to come to my city, he didn't bother to call or write or call to say he wasn't coming.

 

I have some doubts concerning the authenticity of his reviews.

 

Jimmer

[johann]

Hi Everyone,

 

It was interesting to find out some discussion going about me and my services. I am glad to know that guys are interested in my services.

If someone has questions about that - they can directlly call me -phone lines are open and it is a free country so far here, isn't? Plus we could talk in one of all 8 languages I use, you just preffer, including your own English.

I was glad to meet so many wonderfull and loving clients: famous actors, composers, lawyers, writers, some even Stars(YOU WOULD BE SURPRICE HOW BIG AND FAMOUS ONES!).I was glad to meet ordinary guys as well with great smile and wonderfull loving heart. I appreciate all those people who invited me to New York, Boston, LA, Seatle,Chicago,Las Vegas, Maimi and Honululu, Paris and London and Rome, and etc etc. I was glad to have many of them here in my house as well. Many of them became my friens for the rest of our lives. I had a wonderfull expierence with all of you! Yes, I have many reviews and not all of them are first time reviewers. Just simple read them - and you fill find out (many of them wrote a review for the first time for escort, because they had no reason before to do for other escorts) - thank you for those guys who found a time to do it. Another fact- most of my clients are not from Minneapolis at all - I meet more guys from other states and other countries. One of the reasons is also because not all people can really afford my normal service price ( they say here it is Scandinavian influense...lol - I would say local attitude ( no wonder why you can't find many escorts here). They love spending money here for local SUV's.... Again it doesn't aply to all guys here. I meet and I have many regulars ones here as well.

Regarding my age and ethnicity and other things ( I am glad you didn't ask me about which one mine nut is more sensative - right or left one? I have to find out yet - can you help me?) Not sure why escort age is such a problem to some of you? If I am to YOUNG for you -there are some older escorts out there. JOHANN is just a short name for JOHANASSON, it that really bothers you. And there are plenny of them in Czech Republic (not as famous as me...lol) Also I always was giving and I do give great massages - the quality just improved as I get more expierence. Plus I finished a professional massage school. The picture I have right now on the site - Doesn't mean I am bottom. If someone has no humor sence to realize that, I could help you out - it also doesn't mean: "Kiss my ass because you couldn't get my dick".... It could mean this ass cost something..... Plus I was geting tired of people asking to send my cock picture all the time so I decided to change it into ass picture - arn't we all proud of our asses?

I din't know there are some people out there who are so nasty like some guy from LA who was trying to put me down with my age and look appearance ? lol.... Maybe he should get a good mirror in LA ( I hope they sell them in that poor region) so he could look at him self as such a California beauty, I assume...lol He is obviously having very difficult time to get those cute boys there if he spends so much time commenting such an ugly and old and weird person like ME...lol You made may day, Baby.

Again, I would like to say thank you for atenttion and hope to meet you soon - as we say in Europe: " One meeting is worth a thousand words".:9

Sincerily,

Johann

[Guest gentle guy]

Thanks for responding, Johann.

 

It is a very nice bottom :9 although personally I prefer frontal views! }(

 

Good luck to you!

[VaHawk]

"Regarding my age and ethnicity and other things ( I am glad you didn't ask me about which one mine nut is more sensative - right or left one? I have to find out yet - can you help me?)

 

Oooh, I'll volunteer to help you! I wish you would travel to DC sometime.

 

"Not sure why escort age is such a problem to some of you? If I am to YOUNG for you -there are some older escorts out there."

 

Amen! I don't care if you are 18 or 44, you are still a hot, handsome man. When I first started looking at the escort sites, yours was one of the very first ones I book marked.

 

I liked your post, it was really funny. Too bad you don't post more often, as you have a good sense of humor.

[Uncle Bill]

Gee, I feel so chastised -- not. I'm glad to see Johann wrote the part about having mirrors in LA -- he sent me an email through this site with that comment, and I was afraid that he wouldn't include it in a response on this site (and I find it interesting that he didn't really address the age question). You guys can have him. He reeks of attitude, which is my number one turn off regardless of age or looks. By the way, in my eyes, I am indeed the troll that Johann implies, but the guys I hire make me feel like a million dollars (isn't that the idea?). However, it's not me who is offering myself for hire or potentially lying about my stats.

 

The funny thing is that my original post was actually a careless swipe at the post made by "luvuvdik", and I initially felt bad afterwards that I had made the comment since I rarely post about escorts I haven't met (I was in somewhat of a bad mood and selfishly took it out on someone else). However, I think that Johann's post shows his true colors, and we can each decide for ourselves whether the personality we saw is attractive or not.

 

In any case, I fully agree with Johann that I am spending way too much time on him and not enough time on the cuties in LA, so I'll leave it at that.

[Luv2play]

I was mildly interested in this thread and had a few minutes to kill so I checked out ALL the second-time reviewers of Johann. NONE of them checked out, either "no file found" or the reviewer had changed his handle. If the latter is the case, doesn't HooBoy make a comment about the rules? Anyway, the odour is slightly fishy unless someone can point me to a valid second review.x(

[Guest ncm2169]

I’ve seen escort “witch hunts” here before, and I’m not interested in participating in one or perpetuating one. But, I asked some questions earlier which I don’t think have been answered. To wit:

 

1. How old is he? His AOL profile (as of today) says he’s 21. If that’s incorrect, it takes about 11 seconds to update an AOL profile. His first review, dated 7/9/01, says he’s 24. His other reviews here have him being either 22, 23, 24, or 25 (no, there’s no chronological pattern). His listings on various escort sites have him being either 22, 23, or 24. In his post in this thread, Johann says: < Regarding my age and ethnicity and other things ( I am glad you didn't ask me about which one mine nut is more sensative - right or left one? I have to find out yet - can you help me?) Not sure why escort age is such a problem to some of you? If I am to YOUNG for you -there are some older escorts out there. >

 

I’m not really hung up on whether he’s 21, 22, 23, 24, or 25. I AM hung up on the fact that he didn’t update his AOL profile before he posted here, and I AM hung up on him evading the question.

 

2. Who is he? His AOL profile says: < Name: Johann (moved from Czech Republic and love guys). >. In his 11/10/01 reply to a negative review here, he says: < You know, I am Swedish. I mean really from Sweden, not of THOSE who

claim are Swedish here too. They even do not speak Swedish. They had their

grandparents coming here 150 years ago and forgot their own language. They

even don't know how to make real SWEDISH MEET BALLS!!! >. In his post on this thread, he says: < JOHANN is just a short name for JOHANASSON, it that really bothers you. And there are plenny of them in Czech Republic (not as famous as me...lol) >. On StudFiles, he says: <I’m Swedish-Czechoslovakian stud>. On AmericanMale, he says: < I am Swedish student. >. On EME (ExecutiveMale Escorts), he says: < I am Swedish student, 23 years old. >, On Rentboy, he says: < 24 years old, 5'9", 150lbs, blond hair, blue yes, 9" uncut, top only >. On Men4RentNow, he says: < Hot "Belami" STUD from Czech republic >. On MaleNude, he says: < I’m 22 years old Swedish stud. >-

 

I’m not hung up on his ethnicity, and a Swedish-Czech mix might be hot. But, what’s the real story?

 

3. What is he? Others have commented about his “bottom pic” here. Johann’s comments in his post on this thread are: < The picture I have right now on the site - Doesn't mean I am bottom. If someone has no humor sence to realize that, I could help you out - it also doesn't mean: "Kiss my ass because you couldn't get my dick".... It could mean this ass cost something..... Plus I was geting tired of people asking to send my cock picture all the time so I decided to change it into ass picture - arn't we all proud of our asses? >

 

Say what?

 

4. His appearance. Until recently, all his pics show him wearing a baseball cap. In a review dated 12/09/01, the reviewer stated, < I asked him to remove the cap because it kept getting in the way. He hesitatingly did so, and I found out why. If he is indeed in his twenties, he lost a lot of his hair prematurely (hence the reason for the baseball cap). > (BTW, this reviewer has multiple reviews and several are current). Look at Johann’s most recent pic here. Does it all add up?

 

If it looks like I’m engaging in dissecting an escort here, I’m sorry. I’m just interested I truth-in-advertising.

[Guest CTBRTWAYS]

I met Johann at his hotel when he was in New York City last year.

What attracted me to contact him was a picture of himself in a very, very hot bikini. His reviews also indicated that he was a friendly

guy. He lived up to that expectation having no attitude whatsoever and actually was a great guy. He is very Swedish looking and blond with his hair starting to recede, but still a hot looking guy. I had a great time with him. His kisses were passionate and his cock way too big for me to bottom for him, although he did try to fuck me without a condom (not the first escort to try that - I am a nice looking guy and very tight).

[johann]

Hi everyone,

I found interesting the way this person nsm2169? has questions about me. Answering to you:

 

Num 1. If you really were interested about me and me services why you didn't call me or sent me an e-mail? You spend ALL that time to visit many sites or Internet and to dig out all information on files there about little things-differences regarding some data. YOU live in Minneapolis(sure...lol). My phone was published in all those Internet sites you mentioned - the same phone number in all of them! - you didn't call... Why? The reason is - you really didn't want to know about me - you were just trying to put me down in public(?) and thats all...lol... - YOU LOST - my bussines just increased this week 50% (thanks to you) -so will no be time to fuck your ass....lol

a) I noticed how many times you wrote on this site since you became a member about other escorts as well - a lot, as numbers are high. That just tells me - YOU ARE NOT LOOKING TO HIRE ESCORTS - you spending all your time just to discus about them ...lol.... so, either you are one of those what fantases about hiring them but, never do, or you are mentaly ill person ( I would feel sorry for you in that case)who sits at home all day by computer and writes comments about person without meeting him. Just to remind to you - we still have here theatres, museums to visit, sport games to play, orchestras to listen,plants to grow, schools to study and some work left to do....lol

 

Num 2. You constantly commenting my review Number 13 and ignoring my responde to that reviewer. I clearly said back then - I didn't meet that person (Him, Her or It...) All review was made up just to put me down. Infact it took him (?) 6 months to write a review after meeting? lol..... Infact Hooboy called him personaly and he even could't remember my house ( he claimed he was in) and anything there inside, like a room and etc.... So I assuming either you were the one who did write that review as you were in jelous (maybe you are just another escort...lol - you were just waisting your time, baby, instead working with me) - I have many clients who interested in three way...lol - give me a call) You even not mentioning any other 29 reviews what are great! Are you pretending being blind...? lol ( I can recomend a good eye's doctor...lol Are You telling me all my other reviewers do not exist? (you ignoring them) So that means -

Number 3. You are questioning Hooboys honiesty (he controls review's postings, - not me) and this site's male4Malescorts.com competency ? Everyone knows how strickly rules here and how reviewers are checked personally. If you think every escort who has many good reviews is dishoniest - WHY ARE YOU HERE THEN?

 

Number4. You are telling me about my AOL profile about not updating information there? First of all it is my profile - so I am the one who decides when is the time to do it - Not you ( you don't have any profile there at all!) Are you questioning my age and nacionality again? Don't you know I am just getting younger and younger having so much sex with hot guys every day?..lol Infact, I can tell you as a big secret only to you personally : I was born in jungles and raised with crocodiles in Amazone and then went to LA where had a good time with marines there, but after decided to visit those hot BELAMI Czech boys in Prague and to taste some Swedish meet balls in Sweden. But now....I am 94 years old, turning 95 soon and my skin wrinkled from eating American pica and drinking Coca cola, and my dick became soft from having to much French fries ( pardon me, American freedom fries now)and my Swedish balls shrinked from siting to much in big SUV -s.... So I Am so happy to get sometimes Viagra (thanks to America!)in order to perform on American Man....lol

 

Johann

[Guest ncm2169]

Having raised some doubts in this thread about Johann, it's my obligation to state here that I've received email recently from one of Johann's regular clients in Minneapolis who is one of the second-time reviewers of Johann, and who has reviewed another escort in Chicago. Clearly, this client is legit, and he reports that he is a BIG BIG FAN of Johann.

 

If I have unfairly cast any doubt about Johann in this thread, I regret it, and I apologize. I wish Johann well. :o

[Uncle Bill]

Hey, NCM. As Always, you are a person with honor, and you demonstrate it once again with this latest post. However, I think that the post by Johann above claiming to respond to your post once again speaks volumes about what kind of guy he is. I'm sure that all of this talk HAS increased his business -- any publicity is good publicity (or most always). I also have no doubt that he has a lot of fans, but the saying "to each, his own" definitely comes to mind. Your latest coment aside, if this is a representative sample of your local talent, it's no wonder you often have to look outside the Minneapolis area for your hiring.

[alanalt]

Couldn't have said it better myself, Uncle Bill!

 

Ncm 'is' a class act and Johan's response clearly wasn't. I wish Johan the very best of luck with his clients, 'cause I know that I will never be one of them...

 

Alan

[+ Unicorn]

Johann is full of first-time posters and reviewers jumping to support him. It's just amazing that you happened to pick this topic as the first one worth of you comments.

[+ Unicorn]

>Having raised some doubts in this thread about Johann, it's

>my obligation to state here that I've received email recently

>from one of Johann's regular clients in Minneapolis who is one

>of the second-time reviewers of Johann, and who has reviewed

>another escort in Chicago. Clearly, this client is legit, and

>he reports that he is a BIG BIG FAN of Johann.

>

Just out of curiosity, do you have evidence that the client is legit other than the fact that the client reviewed one other escort? After all, if the review for the Chicago escort was positive, it's not too likely the escort would file a protest with HB... We all appreciate your sincerity.

[Guest ncm2169]

Thanks for the kudos, but they're unnecessary. I'm only trying to be fair. :*

 

As for "evidence", would that be "hard" evidence you're looking for? ;-)

 

Seriously, I've neither talked to nor met the client, but short of that, I'm satisfied that he's legit.

 

I think it's time to put this puppy to bed. }(