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[Guest Throat Poker]

Have this evening received my Easter blowjob from a London escort. Horrible, truly horrible. Was lucky to survive it intact. Teeth like a Mohel's toolkit.

 

What's your worst escort/client blowjob experience?

[taylorky]

>What's your worst blowjob experience?

 

 

 

errrrrrrrr no such thing.............just some's better than others...taylor@18:32-04/17/03

[+ Charlie]

It wasn't with an escort but with a guy whom I had done it with once before, and who apparently bore resentment for some unknown reason: he left chewing gum in my pubic hair.

[Rick Munroe]

>he left chewing gum in my pubic hair.

 

Maybe it was his way of calling you a...

 

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[Guest Hijnx]

Damn, Charlie, it must have been nasty. But I have to tell you, I laughed hard and long thinking about that chewing gum. Funny.

[Guest Throat Poker]

I once had to cut off some chest hair cuz of gum stuck there when an escort sucked my nipple (luv that!) but have never had to cut gum out of my pubes. My worst (or least best, taylor) blowjobs...

 

(1) The guy who up-chucked his breakfast when going down on me...he wondered why I wouldn't kiss him afterwards but to be fair, he'd only had coffee and cereal, not kippers (which would have been way too cunnilingus)

 

(2) MANY guys who shove my dick down the side of their cheek and start scraping away at their back teeth like it's a toothbrush (my dick has many positive qualities but plaque removal ain't one of them). Repeat after me - Dick Goes Down Throat, Dick Goes Down Throat, Dick Goes Down Throat

 

(3) the guy who liked to bite helmet - he only did that ONCE with me and I made it clear in no uncertain terms that I'm not into that...when I'd regained consciousness.