Fin Fang Foom's Household Tips

[Guest Throat Poker]

How can I find Fin Fang Foom's post on the problem of getting an escort's cum out of his sofa fabric? In another thread someone said it was very funny.

 

Have tried various searches - "sofa" (it didn't come up), "cum" (yeah, like that narrowed the search) etc. No luck.

 

Is there a Best of FFF ? OK, have read enough here to know some of you think that should be Worst of FFF but I find most of his stuff very funny. So shoot (over) me.

[Guest fukamarine]

>Is there a Best of FFF ? OK, have read enough here to know

>some of you think that should be Worst of FFF but I find most

>of his stuff very funny.

 

I agree - I found his "stuff" to be VERY funny. It is a shame the uptight assholes on this board, chased him away. Here's hoping he will return some day!

 

fukamarine

[BewareofNick]

Don't you even worry about that. I saw FFF in his best dress the other day shopping at Macy's. He'll be back

[kjun]

Sorry to hear that. He is best as he is now..... Gone!

 

the Cajun

[taylorky]

HEYYYYYYYYYYYY fx3 we miss your sick wit.if you come back i'll buy you an ice cream cone,your choice of flavors...........taylor@18:56-04/13/03

[Donnie]

>It is a shame

>the uptight assholes on this board, chased him away.

 

Uptight asshole describes fff himself. He's the one who was always anti-escorting. But don't worry, he always goes away and then returns with an "i'm back" post -- something like "hello my little cyber-sandbox playmates. I've been hard at work and had to stop playing here because some of you queens take this place too seriously."

 

>Here's

>hoping he will return some day!

 

He already has. Throat Poker is probably fff with a new alias trying to make sure his name stays in the limelite until his (yawn) triumphant return. His name appears in the title just like in fff's posts.

[Guest fukamarine]

>Uptight asshole describes fff himself. He's the one who was

>always anti-escorting.

 

I always thought he was just assuming that position to egg us on. He lived for turmoil and contraversy.

 

 

>He already has. Throat Poker is probably fff with a new alias

>trying to make sure his name stays in the limelite until his

>(yawn) triumphant return. His name appears in the title just

>like in fff's posts.

 

Hmmmm never thought about it that way - perhaps you're right!

 

fukamrine

[VaHawk]

>He already has. Throat Poker is probably fff with a new alias

 

I have to admit that this was my first thought also. I hope not, becuase the Fin Fang Foom handle has so much more "oomph" than this one.

[Guest Throat Poker]

Now I know I've arrived when Donnie starts in immediately with unfounded accusations.

 

No, I'm not FFF. Yes of course I wrote the title of my post like FFF's - that was deliberate because I was referring to FFF's posts (duh).

 

It will become obvious in time that I'm English - for instance, I know how to spell "message centRE". FFF used to criticise English escorts' anglicised spelling, so I can't be him (or he can't be me - whatever).

 

Another thing I've noticed in the threads here is that no one EVER addresses the issue or question raised by the original poster. Does anyone know where I can find that FFF post about the sofa? Thanks.

[Guest Throat Poker]

OK, OK, I've found it myself...as my mother used to say, want a thing doing round here, do it yourself...

 

The post was dated 18 April 2001 (or April 18, 2001 if you really must) - but don't bother looking, cuz it wasn't that funny. :-(

[Guest YFSC]

>It will become obvious in time that I'm English - for

>instance, I know how to spell "message centRE". FFF used to

>criticise English escorts' anglicised spelling, so I can't be

>him (or he can't be me - whatever).

 

Yez, it iz obviouz, more zo than you zuzpected. ;-)

Don't take that the wrong way. It's not meant as a criticismme, just an observationne.

We know that your way is the more authentic one. After all, even over here we still do call the language "English" and not "American," though apparently not everyone over there is happy that we do. :+

 

>Another thing I've noticed in the threads here is that no one

>EVER addresses the issue or question raised by the original

>poster.

 

You're right. Sometimes it gets very frustrating. I was going to offer some help, but I see below that you have already found the thread.

 

Welcome aboard to a new member. You've done well on your (ahem) maiden voyage, despite being unfamiliar with the territory.

[Guest Throat Poker]

I did do a longer reply but for some reason it didn't appear. (Probably had a blonde moment and pressed the wrong button.)

 

Anyway, just wanted to say I appreciate the warm welcome...I know all this is anonymous but it's still a scary little playground you guys have here - new boys need some encouragement, not de-bagging and having their heads flushed down the toilet (but enough of my fantasies).

 

You are a Gent (or a Lady, if you prefer).

[Donnie]

>FFF used to

>criticise English escorts' anglicised spelling, so I can't be

>him (or he can't be me - whatever).

 

You just gave yourself away. If that's something fff is aware of (anglicised spelling) then its something you can easily imitate to throw people off the track. Now be sure and mention that your English in every post and talk about differences between Americans and "we Brits". Nice try fff.

[+ Lucky]

RE: Fin Fang Foom's Household Tits

 

I think foom would be insulted to hear a suggestion that he was run off the board! He will be back, because we need him and he needs us! We do, don't we?

[Guest Throat Poker]

Donna, you really are very tiresome.

 

What did FFF do - butt-fuck your mother? Get over it.

[Guest Throat Poker]

Donna, you really are very tiresome.

 

What did FFF do - butt-fuck your mother? Get over it.