Donors Needed

[+ Lucky]

There has been a lot of speculation about dear Bruno Gaucho and whether he is "worth it" etc. So I have decided to make the sacrifice and offer an objective informed opinion as to the quality of his services while he is here in New York City. Who else will give you an honest accounting on this controversial subject?

Unfortunately, I cannot afford the $400, so I am hoping that all of the Bruno curious will chip in to pay for my research. All contributors will receive a fair, objective, blow by blow description of my encounter.

This is a limited time opportunity so if you want to forever put to rest any questions about Bruno, now is the time to open that wallet so I can open my butt!

[LovesYng]

Ha Ha Ha:D I fell off my chair laughing, j/k Lucky. But I'll be seeing him on the 19th and I'll give a BLOW by BLOW report for free:9:+

[VaHawk]

So, where do I send the donation? I would like to read one honest review of this guy. Can't you just record and sell copies?

[+ Lucky]

Hey. LovsYng, you're cutting into my action here! Sorry, hawk, but if we could do the video with only Bruno it might sell, but nobody would pay to see me taking a hard fat dick and screaming and moaning. Well, maybe Thunderbuns would....

[LovesYng]

>So, where do I send the donation? I would like to read one

>honest review of this guy. Can't you just record and sell

>copies?

 

Honest review:-(, that hurtsx( LOL:+

[VaHawk]

I'd donate to you too! I just want someone who is a regular here to hire this guy and gives us all the "real lowdown"! Please, my post was not in anyway a questioning of your reviewing abilities. Personally, BG does not do anything for me, but he sure does for a lot of other guys, so I want one of the "HB guys" to have fun!

[LovesYng]

>Hey. LovsYng, you're cutting into my action here!

 

Ok Lucky, instead of the donation maybe I'll let you join us:P I'll run the camera for you :+

[+ Lucky]

Now that's a deal!

[Guest YFSC]

Hey, Lucky, I assume you mean sperm donors, right?

I'll volunteer. But since the product is so perishable I'll have to come with you ( ;-) ) and install it myself. }(

[Guest YFSC]

>So, where do I send the donation? I would like to read one

>honest review of this guy.

 

And you think the reviews he has are not honest because......... ?

[VaHawk]

BECAUSE I keep hearing his praises here on the message center, and he supposedly did great on his last visit, but the reviews from that last visit are few indeed! That's why! At least reviews are subject to some kind of check, but unfounded praises on this board are not. Nothing more sinister or more derogatory than this.

[dick_nyc]

And how many reviews should he have. Is there a formula dictating that if an escort is in an area for 3 weeks he should have x number of reviews and if he does not then the is not credible. If he saw 10 people how many reviews shoulde he have to be credible. I don't see that his having reviews or not having reviews of the number you think required has anything to do with it at all. When you have been an escort for 2 years, how many reviews should you have. If you do not have that many reviews what does that say about you other than the fact that your clients may not be comfortable writing reviews or believe that their experiences with you are not the business of anybody else or their reviews may be in the pipeline and not posted yet. Your premise is patently false by definition unless you can come up with a formula and then apply it universally in which case most of the escorts would by definition be unsuitable.

[Guest YFSC]

>BECAUSE I keep hearing his praises here on the message

>center, and he supposedly did great on his last visit, but the

>reviews from that last visit are few indeed! That's why!

 

Oh, of course! So that means that those "few indeed" as well as the prior ones from before he came are not honest. How silly of me not to realize that.

 

>At least reviews are subject to some kind of check,

 

But wait-- does that mean that the reviews *are* honest after all? or maybe that Hooboy is dishonest?

[Guest YFSC]

> If you do not

>have that many reviews what does that say about you other than

>the fact that your clients may not be comfortable writing

>reviews or believe that their experiences with you are not the

>business of anybody else or their reviews may be in the

>pipeline and not posted yet.

 

Or that they may be blissfully unaware of this site, or that they may be computer illiterate, or that...............

[+ Cock Eyed Optimist]

Pardon my naivete, but is his rate $400 an hour? If the anwer to my question is "yes", I respond with, "Is ANY escort worth this price?"

[+ Lucky]

Apparently his rate is for two hours as a minimum. However, for a much

smaller amount, you can have a vicarious experience with him by contributing to the Lucky Lust fund!

[+ Axiom2001]

>Pardon my naivete, but is his rate $400 an hour? If the

>anwer to my question is "yes", I respond with, "Is ANY escort

>worth this price?"

 

 

His RATES are noted at his website; he prefers in calls at $400 for two hours. That amounts to $200 per hour. I don't see what the furor has been. Please calculate gentlemen!

 

I saw an escort this past Friday for an hour (although he spent more than an hour with me since we've been seeing each other for almost two years now), and his rate was $200 per hr and $100 for an additional hour.

 

written as an fyi...;-) :9

[+ Axiom2001]

Dick NYC, I liked your response. It was cogent and to the point!!

AXiom2001

[+ Axiom2001]

There is a very popular and "hot" escort in San Francisco who travels to Paris and Sydney at least once or twice per year, but has the bulk of his clients in the US; he has very few reviews, yet he's been in the business for a while.

 

When I saw him for the first time almost nineteen months ago -- at a time when I had just begun to seek the services of escorts and use this board-- he and I discussed reviews. Although he's superhot-- and wonderful as a sexual partner, he stated that many men with whom he has been have been loath to write reviews. (I didn't write one, for I WAS not ready for the experience and my shyness inhibited the experience.) Must I presume a similar thing applies to our Bruno in a sense that the MEN just don't want to write a review?

 

Apparently, Bruno Gaucho is a hottie in and out of bed, so to speak, but the clients are relunctant to write about their experiences with him... I will find out when we see each other in May in San Francisco if all goes as preplanned!! Rest assured men, I shall write a review...

[axebahia]

>I saw an escort this past Friday for an hour (although he

>spent more than an hour with me since we've been seeing each

>other for almost two years now), and his rate was $200 per hr

>and $100 for an additional hour.

 

Yes, but did he have a mandatory minimum time as Bruno has? Face it, for a lot of clients that sets off a red flag. It's not a question of the money, but rather it is well known that such tied sales are often a trick by scam artist hustlers to get more pay for less sex. (The same holds true for other marketing and distribution strategies, e.g. the bundling of Microsoft Windows and the Explorer browser.) Maybe Bruno is an exception, but I doubt it, and apparently so too do others on this Board.

[Prime Muscle]

Before I decide whether or not to contribute, can you please describe your criteria for determining if Bruno is "worth it". How do I know if I will like your standards?

[LovesYng]

Does the "Lucky Lust fund" use Pay Pal?????????????:+

[+ Lucky]

"Does the "Lucky Lust fund" use Pay Pal?????????????"

 

No. For your convenience, we accept cash only!

[Luv2play]

Well Lucky, before we forward you our hard earned cash, we do need to know what criteria you are setting in advance for what would constitute a superlative experience to you. After all, $400 is quite a few reais back in Brazil, to say nothing of a few nice meals in Manhatten. I've forgotten the last time you submitted a review and so don't know what it is you expect specifically from an escort to meet your desires. Frankly, I think the only contributors will be those who can see themselves in your shoes, so to speak, from reading your proposed review of BG. So give us a checklist of things you expect to do with BG, against which we can all measure whether he satisfies or not. I await your response.

[+ Lucky]

Hmmm, I guess I am being put on the spot here. People want to know what they can expect from an investment in my tryst with Bruno. Perhaps we can have some vicarious fun just planning the session. Okay, I will think about what criteria will be important for my review. I don't know how many times I will have to jerk off getting this ready for you, but I'll do my best.

I do know that it would start with a long luscious full-mouth kiss, tongues deeply entwined...