Fin Fang Foom And The Return Of Kristian/Houston

[LovesYng]

>Thank you Hooboy for your response. Hopefully this will end

>it all and the slime will crawl back under his rock.

 

Do you want to take bets that he does not go crawling, my bet is he won't because he is the FFF, but I would not mind losing the bet:+

[Guest alanm]

Exactly, Fin Fang Foom is looking for attention, the most negative the better. I have been on vacation and checking this site last night got pulled into the debate myself without thinking. What would happen if FFF posted and no one ever responded? It would drive him crazy.

 

On the other hand, I appreciate HooBoy's response. He does know Kristian well so speaks with authority. Thanks for the posting Hoo.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>I have first hand knowledge about what really happened

 

The ONLY way you could have "first hand knowledge" would be if you had BEEN there. If you weren't there that nuit terrible (which is most likely the case), then you have as much insight into what ACTUALLY happened as a pygmie in the Amazon.

 

 

>In fact, I have a queasy feeling that you, fff, are the

>scumbag who anonymously caused Kristian's very real nightmare.

 

Nice touch HooBaby. Did you use to work for Hillary?

 

 

>None of this is any of your business, so shut the fuck up.

 

All bow before HooBaby - Champion of poor put upon whores!

 

By the way, I'm curious. When people ask you what you do now that you quit your job, do you proudly tell them you run a review site for whores? And if not, why not?

 

Curiously yours,

 

FFF

[Donnie]

>do you proudly tell them you run a

>review site for whores? And if not, why not?

 

Tell us, how many people do YOU proudly tell that your a regular poster on the message board of a review site for whores? Do your friend(s), coworkers and family know how much time you devote to this site? And if not, why not?

[Guest in yer face]

>Based upon prior postings, I assume and if wrong apologize,

>that "in yer face" is an escort. If so, then why doesn't he

>use his escort name? Is he afraid that doing so, will cost

>him business, as his comments could be taken the wrong way?

 

Ill tell you what. You make a public post, with your name, phone number, and a picture that you can be identified by, plus a number to contact your boss (thats so both of our incomes can be on the line) and ill tell you who I am.

 

Outside of that, my anonymity is a right on this board, as your is. I have just as much right to say whatever stupid bullshit comes to mind that you do, and not suffer for it. Perhaps more of the escorts on this board should do the same, that way there can be a real no holds barred exchaange between clients and escorts. Just my own personal thoughts.

[Chuck50]

FFF you piece of S..... I want to know just one thing. You spend a lot of time talking about and cutting down escorts on here the ones that you don't like or whatever and even escorting in general. When was the last time you were with a real live escort or reviewed one???? That is what this board and center is all about BTW. Just curiously yours>>>>>>>>>>> HUGS

[HooBoy]

fff asked:+When people ask you what you do now that you quit your job, do you proudly tell them you run a review site for whores? And if not, why not?:+

 

As a matter of fact, I do because it shuts-up creeps much like you from trying to engage me in meaningless patter on airlines or when I happen to fall into a manhole, wind up in the sewer and run into your ilk.

 

Yup, my friends and family all know what I do and they still like me, most likely because I am not filled with self-loathing.

 

Why, you wanna call 'em up with some anonymous "tip"? }(

[chrismac]

>then you have as

>much insight into what ACTUALLY happened as a pygmie in the

>Amazon.

 

ACTUALLY, the Pigmy tribe is native to central Africa, closer to the Congo. :+

 

Pedantically yours,

[VaHawk]

>Hmmm, Hawk, I guess I thought that most here had more on the

>ball than you give them credit for--like who needs an angry

>old man like FFF to remind us of our place or what is real and

>not x( Or were you just speaking for yourself?

>

>I think your comment is a little more revealing than you meant

>it to be:+

 

I wasn't referring to those who have been hiring escorts for years but to those who are new to the scene, as I have seen some posts here about people "falling for an escort" and posts in response from experienced clients saying that they had gone thru the same thing. I believe that FFF's posts bring these types back down to face the reality of what the client/escort relationship is supposed to be all about. And how the heck do you know what FFF looks like? Have you met him? As far as speaking for myself, I am nothing, if not a realist and it is real, real, real hard to sell me a line of bullshit about anything! I learned very early in life not to believe most things I hear just on say so, and the very last thing I would believe is some kind of fantasy bs about an escort! But as my SISTER can tell you, we don't agree on everything.

[Rick Munroe]

>And how the heck do

>you know what FFF looks like? Have you met him?

 

I have. He's mid-40's, balding, keeps moderately fit, not ugly but not handsome...the type you'd never remember passing on the street. The dick is on the longish side but disproportionately thin. All in all, he's what my mother would call a "regular shlub." (Hey, I think I just wrote my first review! That was fun.)

[+ Lucky]

RE: Fin Fang Shlub

 

Well just how many dicks has your mother seen?

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Fin Fang Shlub

 

>Well just how many dicks has your mother seen?

 

Let's just say she's the mother of all whores. (I'm a chip off the old whore?)

[KY_TOP]

>>And how the heck do

>>you know what FFF looks like? Have you met him?

>

>I have. He's mid-40's, balding, keeps moderately fit, not

>ugly but not handsome...the type you'd never remember passing

>on the street. The dick is on the longish side but

>disproportionately thin. All in all, he's what my mother

>would call a "regular shlub." (Hey, I think I just wrote my

>first review! That was fun.)

 

 

Thanks alot...I think you just described me and I look like FFF. Now I'm depressed and I don't depress easily.x(

 

Have you no Shame?

[VaHawk]

Thanks Rick, this "just laugh at ourselves" spinoff puts the thread in it's proper perspective!

[Rick Munroe]

>Thanks alot...I think you just described me and I look like

>FFF. Now I'm depressed and I don't depress easily.x(

>

>Have you no Shame?

 

KY, there's nothing wrong with the way FFF looks. When I said he's not the kind you'd remember passing on the street & a "regular shlub", I was referring more to his inner "blech." Many of the guys I've been with (and enjoyed immensely) have not had perfect bodies, and I've said time & again (here on the message center & to my friends) that I'm really not attracted to so-called flawless physiques. Regular guys are what get me hard. But there has to be something inside: a sweetness, a warmth, a friendliness, or some other quality that helps to make a connection. That's what makes someone sexy. And that is not a quality, in my experience with him, that FFF possesses...which is why I eventually had to block him from contacting me via instant message on AOL.

[BobbyB]

>I'm not uncomfortable with confrontation (I'm a native New

>Yorker, after all...when you're born in Brooklyn, your first

>words coming out of the womb are "hey, what da fuck?!")

 

Rick,

 

Far be it from me to correct a native, and I certainly don't want to split hairs, but, technically, aren't a Brooklyn baby's first words, "YO, what da fuck?!" ;-)

 

- BobbyB

[Guest KrisElix]

I've been advised by mostly friends not to post, but the more that is written, the more nervous I get. I wanted to keep things to myself because it is still my private life.

What happened to me that day was that I was under investigation due to an anonymous letter sent to authorities. The person who wrote this letter claimed to be a 15 year old that I supposedly picked up at a mall, took him to my house, allegadly drugged him up, pimped him out to clients, and videotaped it all. I never got to see this letter, but apparently they were given my ad information for http://www.meetlocalmen.com . I was hired twice by an undercover officer to get information. On the 2nd appointment that we had, after warning me of a possibly offensive request, he admitted he was into young boys. He went further to tell me he liked them 12 to 16. I was surprised, but my job is to make the client comfortable. Granted, I should have said I had no interest, but I did not. He asked if I could find one that young for him. I said "No." He continued to ask the question... "you're sure you don't know where I could find one?" I said no again. After the 3rd time, I said, "I don't know man, go to a school or Mexico. Laws are different there and I knew what I wanted at 15....." There was a few other things that gave them reason to arrest me. BUT, it was a reason to arrest me, not evidence. I was being investigated for the making and distributing of child pornography. It is a very serious offense and understand it had to be investigated. In the end, I was released.

I never asked for money. Never. Athan and I were out of a job and broke overnight. What we recieved was enough to pay my bills for a couple of months. I am very grateful to those who helped me. I never took advantage of anyone.

I am doing what I have to do to move on with my life. I have goals and dreams just like others and will fulfill them. No matter what, it is still my decision and I apoligize to no one for it.

That's it... I might be foolish for posting this but I do want it out in the open. It can be believed or not. It doesn't change anything for me, really. I just hope some of you out there, and you know who you are, realize that when people come together to help an individual in distress, it's not always for greedy reasons. On either part.:-)

[+ Lucky]

Thanks for providing this information. In my opinion, you have gone the extra mile and do not need to respond to any further shit from those dedicated to exploiting this matter for their own bizarre satisfaction.

[jackhammer91406]

I second that Lucky.

This whole thread has made me uneasy as it has gotten deeper and deeper into what should be Kristian's personal life. The rampant speculation, innuendo, and downright lies are troubling in a "community" that bears responsibility for not only policing ourselves from the predator "hey where are the young'uns at?" types, but, because we feel free to openly discuss an escorts performance via reviews, some have taken this freedom as license to disclose rumor and lies in their single minded pursuit of degrading various escorts. Envy and jealousy are two of the ugliest colors.

KRISTIAN, , your post shows class and bravery. I stick by what I said about how hot you look (dispite the possible inappropriateness of that observation in this post) but now I see that you are a thoughtful, AND intelligent hottie.

My wish for you is that you accomplish all that you hope to and that life gives you more of those dreams coming to fruition.

Best regards

[Guest in yer face]

Geez, man. I am sorry to hear that you got roped into some scary bullshit. Hopefully, everyhthing will work out for you. May I suggest a move? Perhaps to safer place like New York or San Francisco? Not to judge people by their locals, but Texas is just not a safe place to live. Its too easy to meet bored people with nothing better to do than fuck with you when you live in a small town.

 

There is a lesson here for other escorts. If the conversation EVER turns to anything SUPER illegal, like minors, or drugs, or ANYTHING ELSE that makes you uncomfortable, throw the bastard out. They would more than likely do the same to you. Just say, "Im not cool with this, you can leave now". Thanks for talking about this Kristian. I really sincerely hope you and your partner are ok, and that are able to recover fully. I wish that they could find the bastard that wrote that mail, and string him up.

[Guest blahblahblah]

I think it was Fin Fang Foom. Who else has been so obsessed with Kristian's dilemma?

[HooBoy]

I was one of the people who advised Kristian to not post here.

 

I am totally emabarrased that I host a site that causes someone like he and Athan so much distress.

 

I was in contact with both of them during all this and never once did either of them ask me for anything. They did not ask me for money. They did not ask me for special treatment.

 

I am sad that because of my website a creepazoid slithered out here and made this very fine individual feel he had to defend his integrity.

 

I regret I did not speak up sooner but I typically do not read anything that fff writes.

 

My thanks to Bobby B for bringing it to my attention.

 

My apologies to Kristian, Athan and all the GOOD people here for the offensive posts, scurrilous accusations, innuendo and inaccurate, useless speculation doled out by the picture of Dorian Grey.

 

HooBoy

[Uncle Bill]

Kristian -- None of this was our business, but I have to admit that I appreciated hearing the truth about all of this from you. I've never met you or Athan (although I have to admit that I've lusted after both of you), but from your following on this site, I can tell that you are a very nice guy who didn't deserve what happened to you or the negative attention that you've received here. Best of luck as you go forward in life.

 

FFF -- I wish you'd stick to your more humorous posts. I often really enjoy what you write when you use your keen wit rather than the kind of petty/mean approach you've used here. These kinds of attacks just aren't enjoyable to read and severely limit my interest (and apparently many others') in reading anything from you.

[Candyman]

As one of the people that advised Kristian not to responed to FFF I can only say this post only proves why everyone that has met him loves and repects him. During this ordeal never did Kristian or Athan ask for anything from anyone. As one of those who wrote to Kristian during all that time all we were able to give was emotional support. I am just glad that I will be able to spend some time with Kristian soon.

 

It's like watching a bad car accident. FFF has managed to self-destruct right before our eyes. And it couldn't have happened to someone better.

[BobbyB]

>I am totally emabarrased that I host a site that causes

>someone like he and Athan so much distress.

>

>I am sad that because of my website a creepazoid slithered out

>here and made this very fine individual feel he had to defend

>his integrity.

 

Hooboy,

 

You have nothing to be embarrased about. You created a great web. You did not create the creepazoids who misuse it.

 

And to In yer face: regarding your statement: "I wish that they could find the bastard that wrote that mail, and string him up." I agree. And that's still legal in Texas, isn't it?

 

- BobbyB