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Fin Fang Foom On Johnnysneaker's Review of Gio

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Before some of you start pounding your tails on the floor and wetting the carpet, this is not going to be a deconstruction of the review. Merely an observation.

 

Buried in this morning's review is the following:

 

I do not want to discuss our session but let me say that the very sight of this well built, well hung model in his leather boots and other goodies was enough to excite me forever.

 

Well, let me speak for the room Johnnysneakers and say that weren't tickled pink that you'll be in a perpetual state of excitement - albeit an exhausting prospect. However, the coyness of your review is more suited to a message board that caters to senior citizens and the men they date.

 

Just in case you've forgotten, this site is about hot men, who, for cash, will get their huge cocks rock hard, shove them down our throats, beat us about the face with them, make us lick their huge pendulous balls, eat their tight assholes, then shove their fat, veiny, mushroom-headed cocks deep into our asses, pound us like a jackhammer breaking pavement, pin our wrists over our heads with their bulging muscular arms, make us cum like geisers without touching ourselves while the top of our heads are being repeatedly pounded against our headboards by the pneumatic thrusting, and then pull out, grab us by our hair, push us down onto the floor, onto our knees, and while holding our hair, pump their cocks to explosion and shoot their hot thick sticky cum down our throats, then, while they're still jerking from post-orgasmic spasms, they push us flat to the floor, put their heel on our chests, spit in our faces and tell us to get the fuck out of their sight.

 

However, if like me, you're a top, you wouldn't be into that scene.

 

Explicitly yours,

 

FFF

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Before some of you start pounding your tails on the floor and wetting the carpet, this is not going to be a deconstruction of the review. Merely an observation.

 

Buried in this morning's review is the following:

 

I do not want to discuss our session but let me say that the very sight of this well built, well hung model in his leather boots and other goodies was enough to excite me forever.

 

Well, let me speak for the room Johnnysneakers and say that weren't tickled pink that you'll be in a perpetual state of excitement - albeit an exhausting prospect. However, the coyness of your review is more suited to a message board that caters to senior citizens and the men they date.

 

Just in case you've forgotten, this site is about hot men, who, for cash, will get their huge cocks rock hard, shove them down our throats, beat us about the face with them, make us lick their huge pendulous balls, eat their tight assholes, then shove their fat, veiny, mushroom-headed cocks deep into our asses, pound us like a jackhammer breaking pavement, pin our wrists over our heads with their bulging muscular arms, make us cum like geisers without touching ourselves while the top of our heads are being repeatedly pounded against our headboards by the pneumatic thrusting, and then pull out, grab us by our hair, push us down onto the floor, onto our knees, and while holding our hair, pump their cocks to explosion and shoot their hot thick sticky cum down our throats, then, while they're still jerking from post-orgasmic spasms, they push us flat to the floor, put their heel on our chests, spit in our faces and tell us to get the fuck out of their sight.

 

However, if like me, you're a top, you wouldn't be into that scene.

 

Explicitly yours,

 

FFF

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jackhammer91406 Grand Master

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Hey FFF,

I wanted to point out that as a top, I agree with your assessment of the review, although I did see Gio when I was NYC at the "G",and he is a hot guy even when he is straddling Mr. Cooper in the chair. But what got me about your post...please....I do the jackhammering of pavement around here..

 

I AM JACKHAMMER91406

 

 

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Hey FFF,

I wanted to point out that as a top, I agree with your assessment of the review, although I did see Gio when I was NYC at the "G",and he is a hot guy even when he is straddling Mr. Cooper in the chair. But what got me about your post...please....I do the jackhammering of pavement around here..

 

I AM JACKHAMMER91406

 

 

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Luv2play Grand Master

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I agree. Johnnysneaker has dates with guys I wouldn't mind dating, but his reviews are usually so abbreviated you more or less have to take his positive recommendations on his say so. No details provided to help assess whether the escort would provide the sort of service we might be looking for, except I gather Johnny is into body worship. From his recent review of an escort in Buenos Aires, Johnny says he is a Canadian and perhaps like many of his compatriots (not me though) he is inclined to the understatement. HooBoy did award him a "consistent credibility" award some time back so that's a positive. Maybe if he reads these comments, he will be a little bit more forthcoming in the future so we can "put ourselves in his shoes" so to speak:7

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I agree. Johnnysneaker has dates with guys I wouldn't mind dating, but his reviews are usually so abbreviated you more or less have to take his positive recommendations on his say so. No details provided to help assess whether the escort would provide the sort of service we might be looking for, except I gather Johnny is into body worship. From his recent review of an escort in Buenos Aires, Johnny says he is a Canadian and perhaps like many of his compatriots (not me though) he is inclined to the understatement. HooBoy did award him a "consistent credibility" award some time back so that's a positive. Maybe if he reads these comments, he will be a little bit more forthcoming in the future so we can "put ourselves in his shoes" so to speak:7

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You're right. That is not a scene I would be into. Unless... I was the one wearing the boots and ... let's say ... Taylorky! Never mind, I just remembered he doesn't get boinked.

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You're right. That is not a scene I would be into. Unless... I was the one wearing the boots and ... let's say ... Taylorky! Never mind, I just remembered he doesn't get boinked.

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RE: Fin Fang Foom On Johnny 's sneaker's

 

HiJINX,

NOW you open up???? (excuse the expression). Where was all of this when we went to SBNY? I would had licked pits if you know what i mean. hehe. My weathervane (lil jack) is twisting in the wind so to speak. You know how to hurt a guy. And I came back to L.A. so confident. PPPPFFFFFFFTtttt. that's the sound of a balloon (or condom) bursting!

 

x(

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RE: Fin Fang Foom On Johnny 's sneaker's

 

HiJINX,

NOW you open up???? (excuse the expression). Where was all of this when we went to SBNY? I would had licked pits if you know what i mean. hehe. My weathervane (lil jack) is twisting in the wind so to speak. You know how to hurt a guy. And I came back to L.A. so confident. PPPPFFFFFFFTtttt. that's the sound of a balloon (or condom) bursting!

 

x(

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duke37 Experienced

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Johnny's posts on this board (and others) always struck me as a little testy and insistent about looking for information. I may be overlooking something but he usually posts looking for info on various guys or various cities.

 

Its kind of ironic that he posts a fairly non-descriptive review when he gets the chance. Although I will say that most of the muscle fans (or even Gaiety fans) don't usually get that explicit in their reviews. Something about that kind of scene that requires more discretion?

 

Jeff

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Johnny's posts on this board (and others) always struck me as a little testy and insistent about looking for information. I may be overlooking something but he usually posts looking for info on various guys or various cities.

 

Its kind of ironic that he posts a fairly non-descriptive review when he gets the chance. Although I will say that most of the muscle fans (or even Gaiety fans) don't usually get that explicit in their reviews. Something about that kind of scene that requires more discretion?

 

Jeff

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