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Lucky Grand Master

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RE: Tragic Heading on thread with Rick Monroe

 

I am sure I do need to lighten up, but I like Rick Munroe and when I saw this headline I was alarmed, not amused.

Perhaps the joke would have struck me funnier if it had a different introduction.

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Candyman Experienced

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RE: Tragic Heading on thread with Rick Monroe

 

Maybe your right about the headline, but I wanted to get your attention. I also like Rick very much and feel that we have the same dry sense of humor. I was sure that he would enjoy the humor in my posting. I am only sorry that you didn't ;(

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VaHawk Grand Master

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RE: Tragic Heading on thread with Rick Monroe

 

Well, I have to admit that I thought the very same thing! :-( A little bit of reviewing before posting would have been advisable here. Although, I have never met Rick, I can tell by his often humorous, compassionate postings that he is one of the "good guys" out there, and the title of this thread upset me until I read it. Then after reading it the first time, I felt it was an "unauthorized schill" for his services and that only doubly upset me that such a tactless headline was used to catch my attention! Upon further readings, I realized it was indeed just a "tongue in cheek" good wish for Rick and Derek from someone who knows and truly likes them, and that extolling someone's virtues in that situation is just fine. I don't think I would use such an alarming headline to do so, but I know I would extol the virtues of my very favorite escort here, and I'm sure he and everyone else knows who he is. :)

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I can't understand why so many guys were upset over this post. I thought it was funny and if the headline gave you a momentary pang of concern - big fuckin deal, I'm sure you're over it by now.

 

It's called satire guys!

 

 

fukamarine

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Candyman Experienced

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As a update. The hospital reports that the gentleman who had his tongue removed from Mr. Monroe's ass is doing fine. The only recurring problem seems to be a speach impediment. They have not determined if this is because of lack of oxygen from having his face buried so long and deep in Mr Monroe's ass or the fact they have not been able to remove the smile from his lips.

 

On a added note. Business's in the area reported a marked increass in sales of scuba equiptment after the report of this accident. Sales have since fallen since Mr Monroe and Mr Ross have returned in NYC.

 

This reporter is still awaiting pictures of Mr Monroe's new and improved tan line or the reported warning lable or that his ass may now be required carry. Doesn't anyone have a bear skin rug and a camera?

 

CANDYMAN---it's only a joke guys!!! relax and smile, sit down and take a load off 9 ;-)

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FrancoDiSantisxxx Grand Master

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That's Ms. Monroe, Thank You

 

><Who is Rick Monroe?>

>He is the escort I hired my last night in NYC from Stella's.

>I couldn't wait around for the real thing to get back from

>surgery, as I had an early plane the next day.

>

 

And I thought it was the PR drag queen with the Marilyn Monroe fixation, the incredibly huge third leg and the Zsa Zsa Gabor rhinestone tiara that spelled out P*E*N*I*S G*A*R*A*G*E over her beautifully and naturally curly brownish blond hair who sits out by St. Mark's Place with the solar powered personal DVD player, a copy of Welcome To The Dollhouse and the sign around her neck that reads "Will work for kumquats"

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FrancoDiSantisxxx Grand Master

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That's Ms. Monroe, Thank You

 

><Who is Rick Monroe?>

>He is the escort I hired my last night in NYC from Stella's.

>I couldn't wait around for the real thing to get back from

>surgery, as I had an early plane the next day.

>

 

And I thought it was the PR drag queen with the Marilyn Monroe fixation, the incredibly huge third leg and the Zsa Zsa Gabor rhinestone tiara that spelled out P*E*N*I*S G*A*R*A*G*E over her beautifully and naturally curly brownish blond hair who sits out by St. Mark's Place with the solar powered personal DVD player, a copy of Welcome To The Dollhouse and the sign around her neck that reads "Will work for kumquats"

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Candyman Experienced

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I've heard that there are reports of a tragic accident in Florida invovling one of Mr Monroe's clients. It seems that the gentle's tongue had to be surgically removed from Mr Monroe's ass after the poor man lost conciousness from lack of oxygen. Since this has become a such a recurring problem. The FDA and Departments of Health have advised that a warning lable may be required to be attached to said ass. In the meantime all patrons are advised invest in scuba equiptment until futher notice.

At this time there have been no comments from Mr Monroe or his long time business partner Derek Ross.

In the meantime we will just have to wait to view the new pictures of Mr Monroe's new tan line as promised to see if any warning lable appears.

 

Our hearts go out to those tragic victims and their families.

 

As heard by your reporter-Candyman:

remember it melts in your mouth not your hands:P ;-)

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