Offerings and Libations

[Barry]

I have always offered an escort something to drink when they arrive. I also always make sure the beverage is in a sealed container that they can open themselves or watch me open. I want them to relax and not worry that I might be putting G in their drink.

 

Most all have accepted though most ask for only water, juice or soda until they've gotten to know me better.

 

:-) Barry

[ad rian]

Do you offer escorts a drink when they arrive for an outcall - water, juice, wine, scotch, champagne etc? If so, do they accept the offer generally?

[VaHawk]

Of course I offer the escort something to drink! This is just basic courtesy and hospitality. All have accepted the offer but none has ever asked for anything other than a bottle of water or a soft drink or bottle of juice. I think most escorts do not drink alcohol during the first contact with a new client even a bottle of beer that they can open on their own.

[Rick Munroe]

>I also always make sure the beverage is in a sealed

>container that they can open themselves or watch me open.

 

Derek and I do that for clients on in-calls...and we really appreciate it when a client does the same for us on an out-call. We don't drink alcohol (we're not 12-steppers; we just never got into it; sex is a much better high with no hangover) but we keep some beers in the fridge for anyone who wants or needs.

[mmk]

I always offer anyone a drink when they come into my home, whether it is alcohol or non alcohol. It is just something that I have always done. I always like to be offered a bevewrage when I am visiting someone else and I feel that it is important to extend the same courtesy.

[jackhammer91406]

I have hired three escorts where I was the host in my hotel. During those three experiences I always asked either through e mail or phone whether the guy had a preference of beverage and would have it ready when he visited (unopened). Since I was travelling, I got one of those collapsing coolers , using the hotel ice, and kept bottles of water, beer, soda, or whatever the guy preferred. They all seeemd to be grateful for the hospitality.

jack

[Candyman]

When I meet a escort I always have a small box of very good chocolates from a little candy store near me. Everyone seems to enjoy these and they have something to take home with them. A few of my favorites even request certain type candy (chocolate cover pretzels and jordan cookies) are big. It's just a small token to show that I apperciate them. I can thank Nick from Premier for the nickname Candyman.

[Chuck50]

I have always as well offered them a drink be it Water or Alcohol or Juice or something. It helps to establish a welcome and then we can move on. Most have taken something. HUGS Chuck

[+ Lucky]

Personally I serve a salty concoction that I make myself.

[VaHawk]

Does this "cock"tail require the use of a "shot" glass and how long does it take to make?

[chrismac]

I've always hired when I'm away from home, so when it's been an out-call for the escort, I offered water or whatever. The bottle was always unopened. They usually declined at first, but after an athletic romp, many then asked for the water afterwards.

 

When I stay at Marriotts, they always bring me freebie snacks and wine, and I ask to leave the wine unopened. When the escort arrived, I would ask him if he wanted any, explaining that it was compliments of the house. One has said yes, and I asked him to open the bottle - so it was all kosh.

 

When I've gone to an escort's place (I think I only did that twice), I think I was offered water or a pop.

 

In Germany, the escort invited me out to a drink after our session, offered to buy as well. I was tired and needed to be up early for a flight, so I declined, but thought it was a very nice gesture. So it goes both ways.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Offers

 

I rarely drink but I do drink. Each of my overnights but one has been with a client I have worked with before, so in those instances we both indulged, either drinks back at the hotel room (generally wine) or at dinner.

 

I believe Mr. Munroe is correct, as some clients herein have pointed out, most escorts will likely decline alcoholic beverages on the first meeting, but even afterwards I decline them, except at dinners and with one particular regular. Mainly because they are empty calories and, as Rick points out, the hangover lessens the afterglow for both parties.

 

I rarely offer my clients alcohol although a few have requested it. I keep organic lemonaide and bottled water in my home for guests. Unfortunately, I do not drink anything nor keep anything in my home with high fructose corn syrup. When traveling, one of the first things I do upon arrival is go get a six pack of bottled water for any guests I may entertain.

[ad rian]

>Of course I offer the escort something to drink! This is

>just basic courtesy and hospitality. All have accepted the

>offer but none has ever asked for anything other than a bottle

>of water or a soft drink or bottle of juice. I think most

>escorts do not drink alcohol during the first contact with a

>new client even a bottle of beer that they can open on their

>own.

 

I always offer a drink, and most escorts ask for water. Most of the time, I have bottled water, but sometimes I have to offer Chateau Guiliani/Bloomberg. A few escorts have accepted scotch, champagne or white wine, and I have not noticed any hesitation about not seeing the bottle opened or drink poured in their presence. It seems to me that the ones who have accepted alcohol have done so in first encounter situations.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Offers

 

>as Rick points

>out, the hangover lessens the afterglow for both parties.

 

Actually, I wouldn't know because I've never had one! Don't you have to get drunk to get hungover?

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Hung Over

 

>>as Rick points

>>out, the hangover lessens the afterglow for both parties.

>

>Actually, I wouldn't know because I've never had one! Don't

>you have to get drunk to get hungover?

 

In your case, it reflects that feeling you wake up with after too many hung cocks down your throat.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Hung Over

 

>In your case, it reflects that feeling you wake up with after

>too many hung cocks down your throat.

 

Franco, I know you're trying to be funny but you're making incorrect assumptions about me. I don't attend orgies or have group sex, and I'm not a sex addict. I limit my encounters to no more than a few per week & never more than one person in a day.

[Guest Love Bubble Butt]

RE: Hung Over

 

Take a chill pill Rick. You've posted several times about how you like sucking cock, etc. And you've referred to yourself many times as a "dumb whore." He was making a joke! And *I* thought it was funny.

 

And thanks for letting everyone in on the fact that you only have encounters a couple of times a week and no more than one a day. Nice to know that you have such morals. Otherwise, we would have thought you a slut. But you have set the record straight.

[trilingual]

>Do you offer escorts a drink when they arrive for an outcall

>- water, juice, wine, scotch, champagne etc? If so, do they

>accept the offer generally?

 

I'm confused. Why would an "international lawyer" who only entertains his over-the-top-of-the-scale escorts at the Crillon or George V, after treating them to a light collation chez Alain Ducasse, even have to ask such a question? Doesn't it betray a lack of a certain savoir-faire?

 

Escorts: If there's not a chilled bottle of vintage Roederer with a pair of Baccarat flutes and at least half a pound of Petrossian's finest sitting on a sterling tray when you arrive at this dude's palatial digs, you should just turn on your heels and walk out, because you only deserve the very best! Do NOT let yourself be treated like chopped liver by Mr. Transatlantic, who has endlessly enlivened the "Escorts South of the U.S.A" board by lecturing everyone on clients' obligations to treat escorts ultra-lavishly, just like he does. If you peruse his postings, you'll see that it's your duty to demand that Mr. Deep Pockets provide only the finest and most expensive delicacies, five-star accommodations, premium-class travel and a minimum 100% tip as part of every encounter. It's your obligation to do this to be sure our bon vivant member of the international bar (he has VIP cards at Tirana's "Le Pissoir" and Bucharest's trendy "Dracula's Coffin" and was a nightly habitué of a well-known Munich beer hall before it was closed after the putsch) doesn't spend an instant agonizing about having exploited you. After all, you want your client to be satisfied when your encounter is over! In fact, you want to leave him begging for more, so make it clear before your date that you also expect him to fly over a dessert tray from Lenôtre, and there'd better be a multi-carat afterglow token of his appreciation from Boucheron. Otherwise, no hanky-panky, because you have to make it clear to Mr. Jet-Set that you aren't the kind of guy who will allow himself to be exploited cheaply by anyone so ostentatiously wealthy. And just remember how noble you'll feel for having helped set our International One's guilty conscience at ease, knowing he hasn't exploited you in the least, when, in fact, you've exploited him! So be sure to make your encounters with the Concorde Frequent Flyer memorable for him, especially when he open his Platinum American Express bill at the end of the month. . . :7

 

P.S. As the Big Spender has made abundantly clear in other threads, Jewish escorts would be ill-advised to offer their services to him. Of course, no loss to you at all, guys. Caviar is treif, anyway! Not to mention that you wouldn't want your pupik to shrivel and fall off after shtupping a chazzer like this goniff! ;-)

[ad rian]

>I'm confused. Why would an "international lawyer" who only

>entertains his over-the-top-of-the-scale escorts at the

>Crillon or George V, after treating them to a light collation

>chez Alain Ducasse, even have to ask such a question? Doesn't

>it betray a lack of a certain savoir-faire?

 

Actually, I don't like the Crillon or Ducasse. I said Plaza Athenee in Paris, and recomended a restaurant on Isle St. Louis. Check your facts or get back on your Meds, but don't prejudge.

 

The thread was just for comparative purposes. (Somehow it does not surprise me that a jealous, tribal, over the hill, class warrior queen like you are the only one who did not understand that.) I thought the other responses were interesting. I have never had an escort insist on seeing the drink being poured so those responses surprised me. I am a little surprised that so many others report that alcohol was neither offered or accepted generally.

[trilingual]

>Actually, I don't like the Crillon or Ducasse. I said Plaza

>Athenee in Paris

 

Well, get her! Just remember then, escorts, it's the Plaza Athenée or nothing! Point made, I think. }(

[ad rian]

>Well, get her! Just remember then, escorts, it's the Plaza

>Athenée or nothing! Point made, I think. }(

 

Not at all. My point is that you should not treat escorts differently when you are being an "eco tourist" than you do at home as you have suggested with respect to tipping. That does not mean that I would bring or have brung an escort to the Plaza Athenee in Paris or to the Caesar Park in Rio, but if I did consider doing that to one, I would consider it to the other. (That said, in my experience it is easier to have "friends" visit in Paris than in Rio.) Tri, does your jealousy and envy mean that now in your twilight of your life, you think that you have been a failure and have lived a wasted life? If so, I tend to share your sef-assesment!

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Hung Over

 

>But you have set the record straight.

 

Sorry if my response to Franco angered you, but it's something that has to be done sometimes. When you expose yourself :+ online as regularly as I do, it's easy to be misunderstood. For example, I've received emails & phone calls from guys who assumed that I bareback (I don't), apparently due to the boldness of my ass pic...and guys who were surprised that I don't party, just due to the fact that I'm...an escort (that old stereotype that we do this for drug money). There've been clients who, upon meeting me, were surprised that I'm younger & cuter than they'd imagined...something to do with the fact that I have a brain (seems to = "mature") & don't show my face in pics (seems to = "must be unattractive"). After I received that "award" for escorting, I think some clients assumed I had to have been with everyone on the planet, and I think it gave me a bit of a "pro" aura ("aura"? wow...I've been in SF too long), which can be intimidating (I've been told). Also, the written word, even when you use emoticons, can be misinterpreted...e.g., when I've referred to myself sarcastically as a "dumb whore", I've received mail from guys pitying me for my lack of self-esteem. I am an open & honest person, but I also need to choose my words somewhat carefully to make sure that I'm not giving anyone the wrong impression about me, my beliefs, my practices, etc. And when someone else says something that might have the same effect, even in jest, I also need to clarify it. Having said that, I'm sure I just wrote something here that at least one person will take the wrong way...but what are you gonna do, you know? (oh good...I'm talkin' like a New Yorker again).

[trilingual]

> Tri, does your

>jealousy and envy mean that now in your twilight of your life,

>you think that you have been a failure and have lived a wasted

>life? If so, I tend to share your sef-assesment!

 

Jealous? Of Auntie Semitic? Guys, does Tri sound jealous?

 

As for my failed and wasted life, I'll contemplate that on my way to my orchestra seats at the Symphony this evening. Then I may discuss the emptiness of it all with my friends at dinner after the performance. Anyway, gotta run to the symphony, so TTFN. As for Auntie S.: So long, chazzer!

[trilingual]

You know, I told Auntie Semitic I'd think about the empty and wasted my life has been, but I have to apologize. There just hasn't been time. After last night's superb San Francisco Symphony concert (a Sibelius suite and Midori playing Mendelssohn's Violin Concerto) I went for a bite at a festive, nearby Brazilian restaurant, Café do Brasil, where I ended up staying late into the evening boogying to a red-hot samba band (and cuuuute players in that band, too, not to mention the toothsome bartender!).

 

This morning, after a leisurely brunch over the Sunday New York Times and S.F. Chronicle, I'm off to the Castro and the barber's so I can look my dazzling best at my retirement party next Friday. :-) Afterwards, I'll stop in at a café for a bit of a read, some cruising and a nice warm coffee on a cool, wet winter afternoon. When I get home, there'll be time for dinner and listening to some new CD's. Then I'll answer e-mails from family and friends on three continents, and dabble for a while in my sideline hobby of being a travel advisor to gentlemen with an interest in Latin America and its escort sub-culture. After that it'll be time to log in with Elders of Zion HQ to see how our world domination plan is going and give them all the latest information on Auntie Semitic's ravings. As you can see, I've got so much to do I just don't have time right now to reflect properly on my empty and wasted life. :-( Maybe in January, while I'm relaxing under my umbrella on the beach in Rio and after beckoning the hunky attendant for another caipirinha, I might find a minute or two to do that. If I can't find time while I'm in Rio, maybe I can manage that while I'm in Salvador, Recife or São Paulo later in the month. But then there's always the "so many men, so little time" dilemma to be faced. So, Auntie S, I'm afraid you'll just have to hold your breath until I can find a minute or two in which to reflect on all the emptiness and waste and post the results of this act of introspection. If you haven't turned blue and croaked by then, I'm sure you'll find it fascinating!

[ad rian]

RES IPSA LOQUITUR, or in English, your answer is belied by your longwinded posts and replies! It sounds like fear of the inevitable to me. Go forth and rip off the Brazilian escorts, you snivellling pathetic old tribal queen.